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The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 8:54am On May 25, 2009 |
After their wedding, the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born fowl. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! 2 Likes |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by DONFASZY(m): 9:12am On May 25, 2009 |
nice 1 sweety |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by papine(m): 9:36am On May 25, 2009 |
good :ogood good you are doing great, |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 10:04am On May 25, 2009 |
Would you prefer to serve a life sentence? |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Ben13: 10:31am On May 25, 2009 |
Yeah, if you agree to be the prison, sweetie |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Lolabbey: 10:45am On May 25, 2009 |
sharrap |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 10:50am On May 25, 2009 |
@ Ben: ~Lmao~ My prison is the hardest prison o. Are you a hardened criminal? Lolla, your silence is too loud |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 11:11am On May 25, 2009 |
@poster, nice one! Ben20001: U spoil with all ur heart. |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Lolabbey: 11:56am On May 25, 2009 |
thnk u |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 4:47pm On May 25, 2009 |
@ teissys I for like "Enter the place" emm sorry "prison" cuz i'm a wanted,black-listed,crook that needs to be taken back into a holding cell. . . So if i give myself up, i'd ask them to allocate that clean,fresh prison of yours |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 4:52pm On May 25, 2009 |
what a prison. im sure romade will enjoy it |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by jamace(m): 4:54pm On May 25, 2009 |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 4:56pm On May 25, 2009 |
sweet liar wat happened to u abi recession catch ya laptop too ur scarcity pass fuel own o taxi subaru u don corrupt pass benji |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by tytylayor: 5:06pm On May 25, 2009 |
no be u teach her? nice one jare teisystem |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:11pm On May 25, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: Kai!!! v3nom4eva, my eyes don see una cyber-dust today Lolest, some pple na real hardened kriminolz sha. Romade am not korrupt o, am very very very very. . . Erm very. . . |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:14pm On May 25, 2009 |
tytylayor: Yes o, Romade don korrupt my innocent mind |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 5:15pm On May 25, 2009 |
@teissys I'm not durty minded, i'm juz a firm believer of man+woman=something sweet, U no understand? |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:16pm On May 25, 2009 |
ololumi, how r u? teissys: uhummm. . . , |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:20pm On May 25, 2009 |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:24pm On May 25, 2009 |
Toto yes. sweet like Hot |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:26pm On May 25, 2009 |
Okay v3nom4eva; I go ansa you tommorrow am running out of airtym. Have a cyber-dust filled evening Sylve, nice evening Tyty, see ya tommorrow Teacher Romade, see you in klass tommorrow Peace all |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:30pm On May 25, 2009 |
nor forget to take ya diapers along |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 5:30pm On May 25, 2009 |
@teissys. Na u no d cyber-dust wey u dey yan about o, Takia U |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:31pm On May 25, 2009 |
peace unto u in d hawaii way |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 5:32pm On May 25, 2009 |
romade no bi recession, but progression. na bi say u miss me well. what about ur wife alimoto the pepper seller and clumsy the newspaper seller |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 5:35pm On May 25, 2009 |
i wan go house oh. as for romade whe no get house, happy staying under the bridge, to ben happy sharing with romade everyother person bye |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:36pm On May 25, 2009 |
come back hia, u don wash d plates |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:36pm On May 25, 2009 |
lol, romade stop fooling yasef o jare wiff this sweetliet identity. come how many id's u get for here sef? |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:52pm On May 25, 2009 |
na really wah 4 una |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 6:53am On May 26, 2009 |
Mmmmmmmmh. . . |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Arcani: 8:14am On May 26, 2009 |
romade: Thanks Romade Studio CFR: I am also Arcani lol |
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 10:22am On May 26, 2009 |
Arcan where is By.dot? |
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