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The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 8:54am On May 25, 2009
After their wedding, the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born fowl.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

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Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by DONFASZY(m): 9:12am On May 25, 2009
nice 1 sweety
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by papine(m): 9:36am On May 25, 2009
cool good
:ogood
cheesy good

you are doing great, cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 10:04am On May 25, 2009
cool cool cool
Would you prefer to serve a life sentence?
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Ben13: 10:31am On May 25, 2009
cool cool cool
Yeah, if you agree to be the prison, sweetie kiss
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Lolabbey: 10:45am On May 25, 2009
sharrap wink
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 10:50am On May 25, 2009
@ Ben:
~Lmao~
My prison is the hardest prison o. Are you a hardened criminal?
grin grin grin

Lolla, your silence is too loud grin grin grin
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 11:11am On May 25, 2009
@poster,
nice one!


Ben20001:

cool cool cool
Yeah, if you agree to be the prison, sweetie kiss

U spoil with all ur heart. cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Lolabbey: 11:56am On May 25, 2009
thnk u wink
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 4:47pm On May 25, 2009
@ teissys
I for like "Enter the place" emm sorry "prison" cuz i'm a wanted,black-listed,crook that needs to be taken back into a holding cell. . . So if i give myself up, i'd ask them to allocate that clean,fresh prison of yours
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 4:52pm On May 25, 2009
what a prison. im sure romade will enjoy it
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by jamace(m): 4:54pm On May 25, 2009
grin grin grin
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 4:56pm On May 25, 2009
sweet liar wat happened to u
abi recession catch ya laptop too
ur scarcity pass fuel own o


taxi subaru u don corrupt pass benji
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by tytylayor: 5:06pm On May 25, 2009
no be u teach her?

nice one jare teisystem
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:11pm On May 25, 2009
v3nom4eva:

@ teissys
I for like "Enter the place" emm sorry "prison" cuz i'm a wanted,black-listed,crook that needs to be taken back into a holding cell. . . So if i give myself up, i'd ask them to allocate that clean,fresh prison of yours

Kai!!! v3nom4eva, my eyes don see una cyber-dust today
Lolest, some pple na real hardened kriminolz sha.

Romade am not korrupt o, am very very very very. . . Erm very. . . embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:14pm On May 25, 2009
tytylayor:

no be u teach her?

nice one jare teisystem

Yes o, Romade don korrupt my innocent mind
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 5:15pm On May 25, 2009
@teissys

I'm not durty minded, i'm juz a firm believer of man+woman=something sweet,

U no understand?
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:16pm On May 25, 2009
ololumi, how r u? kiss kiss kiss cool

teissys:

Kai!!! v3nom4eva, my eyes don see una cyber-dust today
Lolest, some pple na real hardened kriminolz sha.

Romade am not korrupt o, am very very very very. . . Erm very. . . embarassed embarassed embarassed


uhummm. . . , cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:20pm On May 25, 2009
kiss
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:24pm On May 25, 2009
Toto yes.
sweet like Hot
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 5:26pm On May 25, 2009
Okay v3nom4eva;
I go ansa you tommorrow am running out of airtym.
Have a cyber-dust filled evening wink wink wink

Sylve, nice evening kiss
Tyty, see ya tommorrow smiley
Teacher Romade, see you in klass tommorrow grin
Peace all kiss kiss kiss
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:30pm On May 25, 2009
nor forget to take ya diapers along
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by v3: 5:30pm On May 25, 2009
@teissys.

Na u no d cyber-dust wey u dey yan about o, Takia U
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:31pm On May 25, 2009
peace unto u in d hawaii way
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 5:32pm On May 25, 2009
romade no bi recession, but progression.


na bi say u miss me well.

what about ur wife alimoto the pepper seller and clumsy the newspaper seller
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sweetliet: 5:35pm On May 25, 2009
i wan go house oh.

as for romade whe no get house, happy staying under the bridge, to ben happy sharing with romade

everyother person bye
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:36pm On May 25, 2009
come back hia, u don wash d plates angry angry cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StudioCFR(m): 5:36pm On May 25, 2009
lol,

romade stop fooling yasef o jare wiff this sweetliet identity.

come how many id's u get for here sef?
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 5:52pm On May 25, 2009
na really wah 4 una cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by teissys(f): 6:53am On May 26, 2009
Mmmmmmmmh. . . cool cool cool
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by Arcani: 8:14am On May 26, 2009
romade:

kiss

Thanks Romade

Studio CFR:

lol,

romade stop fooling yasef o jare wiff this sweetliet identity.

come how many id's u get for here sef?



I am also Arcani
lol
Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by sylve11: 10:22am On May 26, 2009
Arcan where is By.dot? cool

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