jeff1993:

Guys check out this funny post on the current Linda Ikeji chronicles, by a friend on Facebook.
Dinma E-bae is her Facebook ID.
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The hypocrisy of the Nigerian woman' orgasm is everything embedded in Linda Ikeji' unbelievable wall of holier-than-thou text.

Behind the guerilla marketing strategy to drive traffic to her blog and all the fictitious elements that laced her humongous wall of explanation, is the pathetic story of how the Nigerian woman continues to reject her desires and natural appetite as a human with blood coursing through her veins.

The Nigerian woman never indulges sex.
Sex is overrated. It is always the man begging and pursuing her a million times but behind the curtains she is getting laid in a cramped bedroom and recklessy enjoying every bit of it without a rubber.

The Nigerian woman has only been with two men in her lifetime. The person whom she "lost" her virginity to and the one she is currently sacrificing two hours of her daily existence in traffic to go see with a laptop and career-woman pinup label.

The Nigerian woman never gets pregnant deliberately, pregnancy FALLS on her without notice and so we must all pity her pathetic situation and not judge her for having a baby that appeared out nowhere.

The Nigerian woman is always a sanctimonous woman regardless of what holy laws she is contradicting. So that she turns fornication into something righteous because God has a purpose for everything. If having multiple orgasms and chancing upon a billionaire's sperm isn't God' blessings to his children, what is?

The Nigerian woman is so stuck on a psychological blame game. She never accepts responsibility. Always it is a man's fault that her narrative is what it is. You can call her Adam and the man, Eve.

The Nigerian woman always owes everyone an explanation for indulging her desires (actually she does) so after panting in the bedroom, she invites us to an online assembly to dissect and analyse the validity of her needs.

The Nigerian woman is so dumb that she thinks going back to her apathetic ex and shagging just one on and off eggplant is morally valid than having body counts.

The Nigerian woman finds her actions so ridiculous that she is Laughing Out Loud (LOL) at every point of her silly explanations.

The Nigerian woman is so pathetic you want to weep for her because despite her status, enviable achievements and Bleep-you-money, the sum total of her essence as a human is still tied to her vagina and need to pander to the ideals and validations of faceless strangers.

The Nigerian woman doesn't take lightly her self imposed burden of being a role model to many impressionable young ladies even if it means shifting the goal post of subjective morality to accomodate the expanding, deceitful and self-righteous lines of her narrative.

In the end, the Nigerian woman is a prisoner of her own pretensions and valid desires.

Written by Dinma E-bae

WinningEleven:
crap, crap, crap and total crap

LuciferOluwaWah:
This has to be the most brilliant piece on Linda Ikeji & the Nigerian brand of feminism ever!

Linda Ikeji AKA Reverend Sister Celibate was actually explaining to us how she fornicated severally for many years & mistakenly ended up pregnant.

What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth but our females like pocohantas carried the matter on their fish brains - insulting men up & down on different threads - unknowingly chasing potential suitors away & finally ending up single & sexually frustrated at 34.

Linda Ikeji is still getting fvcked as I type while pocohantas had to open an alternate moniker last night posing as a 21 year old corper in search of a boyfriend so she can get as many male numbers as she can to quench her sexual starvation.

God truly works in amazing ways!!!



If your misshapen skull is not porous enough to allow knowledge seep through, why not just indicate & someone will explain it to you instead of forming Shina Rambo.


*spits

LuciferOluwaWah:
This has to be the most brilliant piece on Linda Ikeji & the Nigerian brand of feminism ever!

Linda Ikeji AKA Reverend Sister Celibate was actually explaining to us how she fornicated severally for many years & mistakenly ended up pregnant.

What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth but our females like pocohantas carried the matter on their fish brains - insulting men up & down on different threads - unknowingly chasing potential suitors away & finally ending up single & sexually frustrated at 34.

Linda Ikeji is still getting fvcked as I type while pocohantas had to open an alternate moniker last night posing as a 21 year old corper in search of a boyfriend so she can get as many male numbers as she can to quench her sexual starvation.

God truly works in amazing ways!!!



If your misshapen skull is not porous enough to allow knowledge seep through, why not just indicate & someone will explain it to you instead of forming Shina Rambo.


*spits

WinningEleven:
who is this he goat?
A pot calling a kettle black. You say she goes around insulting men, so what was your reaction to that? You're no different from the feminist you bash. You form alpha male online and then go offline and use money to beg ladies in order to get laid. Idiot

kay4kay:



Please who is pocochants? She seems to be popular in Nairaland.

Is she single? Beautiful and God fearing? A wife material? Please i need her contact ASAP

MostHated:


Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Linda Ikeji's Nairaland Moniker... Pretending to be a guy.

The truth hurts sometimes. Don't fight it.

kay4kay:



Please who is pocochants? She seems to be popular in Nairaland.

Is she single? Beautiful and God fearing? A wife material? Please i need her contact ASAP

Kidaholic:

Yea', She's kinda the boss lady on this Nairaland
Yea' she's single
Maybe beautiful and God fearing in her own right
Wife material? Did you say wife material? Bro, this one is beyond me!

kay4kay:


Please expantiate

What do you mean by boss lady?

Is she related to Seun osewa?

@Poko if you are reading this please pm me

Kidaholic:

In Nairaland, we have a cult of feministic ladies who derive utmost pleasure in bashing and insulting men online and she is like their leader here. Majority of these so called feminists here are just following in her footsteps, thinking they live in Disneyland
Funny enough, age is taking its toll on 'em and most are finding it hard to settle for a guy. So you see, her being a wife material is way beyond my thinking level...

Blakjewelry:
I am not understanding

funmisticqueen2:
did you really lose sleep on top of feminist matter? Bros get a life o.

Meanwhile help me thank God for my life, I just escaped the hands of ritualists this morning on my way to work. They stole my phone though.

pocohantas:


Look around NL, you will see obvious wife materials...send one of them a PM. I didn't register on NL to find husband. I do wish you well in your search though.

LuciferOluwaWah:

What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth.

Kidaholic:

In Nairaland, we have a cult of feministic ladies who derive utmost pleasure in bashing and insulting men online and she is like their leader here. Majority of these so called feminists here are just following in her footsteps, thinking they live in Disneyland
Funny enough, age is taking its toll on 'em and most are finding it hard to settle for a guy. So you see, her being a wife material is way beyond my thinking level...

funmisticqueen2:
did you really lose sleep on top of feminist matter? Bros get a life o.

Meanwhile help me thank God for my life, I just escaped the hands of ritualists this morning on my way to work. They stole my phone though.
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