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I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Kirchoffs: 7:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
I toast this babe last week, used my sweet mouth to whine her, she later came to my house today and we had sex thrice . This girl is super cute and tight , no iffy odors emanating from her v-jay.

Towtow sweet abeg, she's 18years though.
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Ryda(m): 7:24pm On Apr 10, 2022
How you guys come to NL boasting about what you could have kept between you and yourself ehn.

I suppose chop maize but because you don amaze me, I'll eat it some other time.

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Kirchoffs: 7:33pm On Apr 10, 2022
Ryda:
How you guys come to NL boasting about what you could have kept between you and yourself ehn.

I suppose chop maze but because you don amaze me, I'll eat it some other time.
You are right bro, I wasn't thinking straight
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Baitullah: 7:37pm On Apr 10, 2022
I didn't want to comment on this Idiocy before but,

Anointing oil to lubricate puna?

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by DispatcherLagos: 8:13pm On Apr 10, 2022
I hope by "teens" you meant 18+?
If not get lost. We can't be dealing with paedophiles here Everytime

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Kirchoffs: 8:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
@DispatcherLagos , I ain't no paedophile sir , she's 18years old

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Nobody: 8:22pm On Apr 10, 2022
Teens??

Are you a pervert?? shocked
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by joshmaster487: 8:22pm On Apr 10, 2022
Chai
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by DispatcherLagos: 8:45pm On Apr 10, 2022
Kirchoffs:
@DispatcherLagos , I ain't no paedophile sir , she's 18years old
Ok
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Vinnie2000(m): 9:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
Some guys will just be disgracing demselves anyhow! OP, Take ur time o!

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by immortalmortal: 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2022
I dont do teens. I could manage late 20's. Na matured ladies sure pass

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Kirchoffs: 10:28pm On Apr 10, 2022
immortalmortal:
I dont do teens. I could manage late 20's. Na matured ladies sure pass
Teens are the best bro, try them and see. No do underage o
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by SeaTrade(m): 11:23pm On Apr 10, 2022
immortalmortal:
I dont do teens. I could manage late 20's. Na matured ladies sure pass
Mature lady weh dey find marriage go dey hide her real sexual prowess,unless she is using you as her boytoy before she can show you the Hot beast in her.
But when them meet potential husband material,na to lie down,half open her legs and be interrupting your thrusting with pretends of pain.Unless you stimulate her well or play porn for her and get her extremely Hot before you go know say them dey knack pass small sef.
And if thrm want carry belle for you na express,when them use that mature leg hook you gidigbo,you must pour inside .Nothing you fit do yo escape that hooking so better wear condom grin
But smally go use free mind knack you and most times they are lighter and portable,so you fit hang am for wall like picture dey jam am or you run am J-mac grin

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Nobody: 11:43pm On Apr 10, 2022
Is alright grin

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by onome2013: 11:55pm On Apr 10, 2022
So what do you want by publicity of what happened

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by ntipro: 11:58pm On Apr 10, 2022
Under this economy na this one you dey think
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Prolificgiant(m): 12:00am On Apr 11, 2022
Congratulations,hope you got a medal at the end ??check my signature

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by emmyluizzz: 12:13am On Apr 11, 2022
I see the op getting staphylococcus and gono

I see the op getting her pregnant
I see the op getting depressed and frustrated

I see the op coming back here to lament and threatened to comit suicide
I see the op going to hell

this I have seen

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by shege45: 12:22am On Apr 11, 2022
Kirchoffs:
I toast this babe last week, used my sweet mouth to whine her, she later came to my house today and we had sex thrice . This girl is super cute and tight , no iffy odors emanating from her v-jay.

Towtow sweet abeg, she's 18years though.
we r proud of you
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Nobody: 3:45am On Apr 11, 2022
SilentQueen:
Teens??

Are you a peodophile?? shocked
Island girl. tongue
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Nomwey: 3:51am On Apr 11, 2022
You actually manipulated that little girl. 18 years old na e you knack 3 times come dey make noise for here? See simp oh, if you really dey manly go yan your age mate then come and make mouth. Wetin 18 years old know? Oga, hide your face abeg!!

Thank you!!

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by VandalSavage(m): 5:22am On Apr 11, 2022
Do you know what a peodophile is undecided
SilentQueen:
Teens??

Are you a peodophile?? shocked
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Teddy96: 5:54am On Apr 11, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
I hope by "teens" you meant 18+?
If not get lost. We can't be dealing with paedophiles here Everytime




How is 18+ a pedophile
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by arthurwillia(m): 6:04am On Apr 11, 2022
Kirchoffs:
I toast this babe last week, used my sweet mouth to whine her, she later came to my house today and we had sex thrice . This girl is super cute and tight , no iffy odors emanating from her v-jay.

Towtow sweet abeg, she's 18years though.
weyrey console yourself with she's 18 when we'll know her actual age
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by DispatcherLagos: 6:09am On Apr 11, 2022
Teddy96:





How is 18+ a pedophile
Ask someone to read and interpret what I wrote to you
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Teddy96: 6:13am On Apr 11, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Ask someone to read and interpret what I wrote to you


sad

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by dacblogger: 6:49am On Apr 11, 2022
Someone should arrest this old fool for manipulating and sleeping with a teen... sad
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Nobody: 7:51am On Apr 11, 2022
dacblogger:
Someone should arrest this old fool for manipulating and sleeping with a teen... sad
She's 18.
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Boogyman557: 8:00am On Apr 11, 2022
Holly Gram cool correct nigga!


LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!
Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by Shagbatshagba: 8:04am On Apr 11, 2022
so is that ur 2022 achievement so far?
sex is just a short time pleasure which u can enjoy anytime what about ur success and how to make ursef happy?
fucking bastard!!

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by EmzyT: 8:48am On Apr 11, 2022
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Kirchoffs:
I toast this babe last week, used my sweet mouth to whine her, she later came to my house today and we had sex thrice . This girl is super cute and tight , no iffy odors emanating from her v-jay.

Towtow sweet abeg, she's 18years though.
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How old are you?

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Re: I can't keep calm, I had the best sex ever today by immortalmortal: 9:17am On Apr 11, 2022
You obviously didn't use a condom. Congrats son, your gonna be a father soon.
You would soon come back saying. "I bleeped this 18YO girl, she was so sweet i came inside her. Now she is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, i am not ready to be a father and i just realised she is 16 yrs old. What do I do? Feel free to insult me, i deserve it" we dey wait

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