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Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2023
Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 7:56pm On Mar 10, 2023
I go dj for one burial, na i play as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us, na only two teeth remain for mouth with bandage everywhere.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:08pm On Mar 10, 2023
Police stretch hand for driver, driver pour am water for hand, we still dey road, we never know how we wan take settle the case.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:17pm On Mar 10, 2023
Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:20pm On Mar 10, 2023
Nigeria is not on the map when God say; let there be light.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:47pm On Mar 10, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume.
cheesy cheesy i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:50pm On Mar 10, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo.
Them take the car do harvest for church. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 10:26pm On Mar 10, 2023
Shalommy:
cheesy cheesy i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.
ment, aswear na real matter

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 10:28pm On Mar 10, 2023
Shalommy:
Them take the car do harvest for church. cheesy cheesy
Op you nor funny at all
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:00pm On Mar 10, 2023
Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:00am On Mar 11, 2023
That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully...

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:02am On Mar 11, 2023
Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:04am On Mar 11, 2023
Of course, if women ruled the whole world, there would be no wars because it would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:05am On Mar 11, 2023
He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret.
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:07am On Mar 11, 2023
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it.
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything.
Him don see everything be that. cheesy

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:02am On Mar 12, 2023
Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:07am On Mar 12, 2023
Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all.
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all.
Chaii.. Yahoo boyz no dey again abi them go strike?

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
Sprinklepee:
Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 2:02pm On Mar 13, 2023
Shalommy:
cheesy cheesy i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that.

See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 3:16pm On Mar 13, 2023
Freo:


See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..
Why are u pained? The thing SHOCK u or e ENTER ur body? Chaii.. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 5:53pm On Mar 13, 2023
Freo:


See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense..
Hmmmn!


Clean private part, stinky body😎
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

Hmmmn!


Clean private part, stinky body😎

It's not even allowed in their religion to pray while being stinky and they pray five times every single day.. Now who is stinky? Compare that to a person that only gets serious with prayer once in a week (Sundays)
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:01pm On Mar 14, 2023
Freo:


It's not even allowed in their religion to pray while being stinky and they pray five times every single day.. Now who is stinky? Compare that to a person that only gets serious with prayer once in a week (Sundays)
They wash their face, hands, feet, rinse mouth, wet their ear canals and BOOM! They are clean grin grin grin

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:36pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

They wash their face, hands, feet, rinse mouth, wet their ear canals and BOOM! They are clean grin grin grin



That's the imagination you always give yourself, that you're better than them yet they lead you in every aspect of life.
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2023
Freo:


That's the imagination you always give yourself, that you're better than them yet they lead you in every aspect of life.
Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me? grin









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me? grin









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

The big question is how did you know that they smell?
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:47pm On Mar 14, 2023
Freo:


The big question is how did you know that they smell?
What a rhetoric question.
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:50pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me? grin









Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧

Rhetorical question you said right?? Stop asking me useless questions, talk like a matured person.
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2023
Freo:


Rhetorical question you said right?? Stop asking me useless questions, talk like a matured person.
You might be used to it.


But I can't stand passing through angwan Hausa/Fulani areas of any place in Nigeria 🤧

I will try getting a portable oxygen tank and mask just in case of such situations next time .

Even the expensive Triple filtered face masks are useless against it. ☹️

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