Allah has married off (or will marry off) Mary the Mother of Jesus to Mohammed in Paradise!
Please, don't let this shock you: this is found in the Islamic literatures promoting Mohammed and his religion of Islam. Have a little patience and read.

As you well know, paradise for Muslims is a place where Debauchery is the order of the day. Muslims claim that "Nothing is SIN in Paradise" or "Whatever a Person wants, he will get in Paradise". Paradise is a place for endless penis and perpetual erections with every Muslim men having the strength of a hundred men. We have heard from Muslims of 72 Virgins, 2 Houri and Women with tight frontal cleavages from the people of hell all for Muslim men. For men who are into boys, it seems there are boys for them in paradise of Allah. Mohammed's obsession with sex, women and perfume is well documented.

Today is not a discussion on that: today we want to speak of Prophet Qutham Mohammed (SAW) and his greatest desire in paradise: Mohammed has been married off (or will be married off) to Mary the Mother of Jesus in ADDITION to the unlimited number of both human and specially made sexy houris in paradise.

When did Allah Marry off Mary to Mohammed?
Most likely when Mohamed travelled to the seven heavens on a mule-like animal (Al-Buraq), where he was brought into the Divine Presence of the Almighty Allah s.w.t, alone at Sidratul Muntaha (a boundary beyond which none may pass).


HERE IS WHAT MOHAMMED SAID:
In the Book of Ibn Kathir, Qisas al-Anbiya, Mohammed said:
"The Messenger of God ... said, ‘God married me in paradise to Mary the daughter of 'Imran and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.’"

Ibn Kathir, Qisas al-Anbiya (Cairo: Dar al-Kutub, 1968/1388), p. 381- as cited in Aliah Schleifer's Mary The Blessed Virgin of Islam (Fons Vitae; ISBN: 1887752021; July 1, 1998), p. 64;
https://wikiislam.github.io/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars-Muhammad.html

Here, three women are specially mentioned as befitting Mohammed the prophet of Islam in Paradise
i. Mary the daughter of Imran (Quran 66:12) Show Mary, mother of Jesus as the Daughter of Imran
ii. The Wife of Pharaoh
iii. The Sister of Moses (Quran 19:27-29) Show Mary, mother of Jesus as the Sister of Aaron


In case (as usual) you want to say this is a fabrication as Muslims usually do with whatever is embarrassing about Islam and Mohammed, the hadith of Al-Siyuti says the same thing

Al-Siyuti (6/395)
Muhammad said, “In heaven, Mary mother of Jesus, will be one of my wives.”

https://wikiislam.github.io/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars-Muhammad.html

Question:
Let us assume marriage exists in paradise (contrary to the teachings of Jesus).
1. Who do you think (is more qualified) should marry Mary the Mother of Jesus between Joseph the Carpenter AND Mohammed the Muslim?
2. In paradise, who would be the senior wife between Mary the mother of Jesus and Khadijah "The Mother of Believers"?
3. How can you explain from Islamic Sources the fact that Mary is both the Sister of Aaron/Moses and also the Daughter of Imran the father of Moses/Aaron?


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Allah and sex is 5&6. This religion in disarray. Very bleeped up religion

TenQ!, TenQ!!, TenQ!!!
Research no dey tire you ní?

Islam na scam.

Muhammad said, “In heaven, Mary mother of Jesus, will be one of my wives.”

How does this lie promote Islam?
I have said it times and again that Islam is about poi.
Antichristian will fu*k tire in Sexlam Al - Jaanah.

delkuf:
Allah and sex is 5&6. This is a religion in disarray. Very bleeped up religion

Do you mean Sexlam?

delkuf:
Allah and sex is 5&6. This is a religion in disarray. Very bleeped up religion

It is Mohammed o!
It is not Allah!

Although, Anththing Mohammed want is what Allah agree with to a point some of us including Aisha (Mohammed's wife) think that Allah and Mohammed are pseudonyms for one another.

Sahih al-Bukhari 4788: Book 65, Hadith 310
Narrated Aisha:
I used to look down upon those ladies who had given themselves to Allah's Messenger (for SEX) (ﷺ) and I used to say, "Can a lady give herself (to a man)?" But when Allah revealed: "You (O Muhammad) can postpone (the turn of) whom you will of them (your wives), and you may receive any of them whom you will; and there is no blame on you if you invite one whose turn you have set aside (temporarily).' (33.51) I said (to the Prophet), "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires."

MightySparrow:
TenQ!, TenQ!!, TenQ!!!
Research no dey tire you ní?

Islam na scam.
How does this lie promote Islam?
I have said it times and again that Islam is about poi.
Antichristian will fu*k tire in Sexlam Al - Jaanah.

Very soon , Muslim Apologists on Nairaland will say that

"It was the JEWS that smuggled the hadeeth into the books of Al-Suyuti and Tafsir by ibn Kathir", therefore these two are FABRICATED!

Just wait a little:

MightySparrow:



Do you mean Sexlam?

na I understand. Sex and islamm dope

I hope my questions are not Difficult!

Question:
Let us assume marriage exists in paradise (contrary to the teachings of Jesus).
1. Who do you think (is more qualified) should marry Mary the Mother of Jesus between Joseph the Carpenter AND Mohammed the Muslim?

2. In paradise, who would be the senior wife between Mary the mother of Jesus and Khadijah "The Mother of Believers"?

3. How can you explain from Islamic Sources the fact that Mary is both the Sister of Aaron/Moses and also the Daughter of Imran the father of Moses/Aaron?

TenQ:
I hope my questions are not Difficult!

Question:
Let us assume marriage exists in paradise (contrary to the teachings of Jesus).
1. Who do you think (is more qualified) should marry Mary the Mother of Jesus between Joseph the Carpenter AND Mohammed the Muslim?

2. In paradise, who would be the senior wife between Mary the mother of Jesus and Khadijah "The Mother of Believers"?

3. How can you explain from Islamic Sources the fact that Mary is both the Sister of Aaron/Moses and also the Daughter of Imran the father of Moses/Aaron?

Na wa for sexlam o. What's all the rubbish I just read about Mohammed? "Allah would say to me... Allah would give me that... Allah will do this and that for me..." He's the only one who sees his Allah, and he's the only one who reports what his Allah has said. No witness. No verification. Nothing. Yet, this imposter has successfully sent so many people to hell. After forcefully converting their parents on the pains of death through some murderous Jihad, the children are brainwashed until they get stucked. They can't even filter lies from truth. They don't know the difference between a prophet and a false prophet.

FxMasterz:

Na wa for sexlam o. What's all the rubbish I just read about Mohammed? "Allah would say to me... Allah would give me that... Allah will do this and that for me..." He's the only one who sees his Allah, and he's the only one who reports what his Allah has said. No witness. No verification. Nothing. Yet, this imposter has successfully sent so many people to hell. After forcefully converting their parents on the pains of death through some murderous Jihad, the children are brainwashed until they get stucked. They can't even filter lies from truth. They don't know the difference between a prophet and a false prophet.

Coupled with the fact that he seems schizophrenic.
1. There was a time for almost a year he was under the influence of black magic
2. He at a time assumed he was sleeping with his wives until Aisha said it is not true
3. He was the only one who went to both Jerusalem and the whole 7 heavens without ANY witness
4. Not one authentication by God in terms of miracles or prophecies
5. The Quran that should have been perfect has been seen to have the level of intelligence of a 7th century Arabian man.
Flaws in the Quran are consistent with the knowledge available in Arabia at the time of Mohamed.


Allah calls himself the Lord of the Worlds: a fitting title of Satan himself who Jesus calls the god of this world!

Too many things Islamic clerics are hiding from ordinary Muslims: thank God for the age of the internet every hidden thing is getting exposed!

My own is what is the reward of Muslim women in jannah.

We know heaven is indeed PARADISE for Muslim men, with 72 virgins at their disposal, may their erection never get exhausted. Jannah is indeed a place all Muslim men should look forward to.
But what about the muslim sisters....what's their reward. Are they going to get 7feet, 6 packs, bronze skin, thick hair, well shaped beard handsome men in heaven? If yes, how many per women?
I heard somewhere that Muslims women are to become sex slaves in jannah and locked up in prison during their menstrual period. I don't want to think Allah is this wicked.
So pls Muslim sisters should come and enlighten me of their reward in jannah. Why will they want to follow the men to paradise only to become sex slaves.

SIRTee15:
My own is what is the reward of Muslim women in jannah.

We know heaven is indeed PARADISE for Muslim men, with 72 virgins at their disposal, may their erection never get exhausted. Jannah is indeed a place all Muslim men should look forward to.
But what about the muslim sisters....what's their reward. Are they going to get 7feet, 6 packs, bronze skin, thick hair, well shaped beard handsome men in heaven? If yes, how many per women?
I heard somewhere that Muslims women are to become sex slaves in jannah and locked up in prison during their menstrual period. I don't want to think Allah is this wicked.
So pls Muslim sisters should come and enlighten me of their reward in jannah. Why will they want to follow the men to paradise only to become sex slaves.

You will wait for them to respond to you for 100 years.

In my place, the Muslims have an adage: it says
"Literally: Paradise is not for Women"!

Why?

There is no single Hadith that glorify what a Faithful Muslim Woman will receive as Reward for Piousness and Faithfulness other than being
1. One of the Wives of her earthly husband
2. Ability to choose to marry another Muslim man of their choice in Paradise

You can imagine how many wives Mohammed alone will have in paradise: he alone may have close to 500 million human wives without counting the big breasted Houris and wives with tight frontal cleavages from the women from hell fire.

Vanessa7 may be able to help you. She's looking forward to sharing a husband with perpetual virgins created by Allah just for sexual purpose.

How can a human being cope with such creations: the competition would be brutal!

TenQ:

You will wait for them to respond to you for 100 years.

In my place, the Muslims have an adage: it says
"Literally: Paradise is not for Women"!

Why?

There is no single Hadith that glorify what a Faithful Muslim Woman will receive as Reward for Piousness and Faithfulness other than being
1. One of the Wives of her earthly husband
2. Ability to choose to marry another Muslim man of their choice in Paradise

You can imagine how many wives Mohammed alone will have in paradise: he alone may have close to 500 million human wives without counting the big breasted Houris and wives with tight frontal cleavages from the women from hell fire.

Vanessa7 may be able to help you. She's looking forward to sharing a husband with perpetual virgins created by Allah just for sexual purpose.

How can a human being cope with such creations: the competition would be brutal!

So no reward for Muslima in jannah.
Not only are they forced to share their husband with 4 other women while on earth but will also be forced to share their husband with 72 new wives in heaven!!!
That mean their turn to warm their husband's bed becomes harder in jannah.
Seriously the only thing I feel for Muslim women is pity.
I always compare Muslim women defending Islam to a chicken defending KFC/ chicken republic eatery.

SIRTee15:



So no special reward for Muslima in jannah.
Seriously the only thing I feel for Muslim women is pity.
I always compare Muslim women defending Islam to a chicken defending KFC or chicken republic eatery for naija.

They've been scammed by Mohammed who created a cult for himself. Unfortunately, the scam is so deep that like Stockholm syndrome , the prisoner is defending and protecting his captors.

Muslims will do this with violence, lies and outright deception of themselves and of others .

Mohammed had to upgrade Allah first to the status of the Creator God Almighty and upgrade himself as Allah's spoke person

But TenQ - is the daughter of my Father not my sister?
What is the contradiction between Mary being the daughter of Imran (father of Moses and Aaron) and also being sister to Moses and Aaron?
Surely, your father's daughter is your sister, or am I missing something here?

DeepSight:
But TenQ - is the daughter of my Father not my sister?
What is the contradiction between Mary being the daughter of Imran (father of Moses and Aaron) and also being sister to Moses and Aaron?
Surely, your father's daughter is your sister, or am I missing something here?

You are missing NOTHING o!

The Quote was:
In the Book of Ibn Kathir, Qisas al-Anbiya, Mohammed said:
"The Messenger of God ... said, ‘God married me in paradise to Mary the daughter of 'Imran and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.’"

Three people were mentioned: But Two are the same. Are these two people different.

Only Mohammed can answer that !

This is resolved ONLY on the condition that
if Mary is ALSO the Wife of Pharaoh!




Is Mary the Wife of Pharaoh?

TenQ:


Three people were mentioned: But Two are the same.

Are you sure two are the same. Can Pharaoh not have more than one sister.

DeepSight:


Are you sure two are the same. Can Pharaoh not have more than one sister.

Is Mary the Daughter of Imran?
Is Mary the Sister of Aaron and Moses?
Is Mary the Wife of Pharaoh?

These are the Questions

TenQ:

Is Mary the Daughter of Imran?
Is Mary the Sister of Aaron and Moses?
Is Mary the Wife of Pharaoh?

These are the Questions

I can't see how it is impossible for her to be all three of these.

I also can't see how it is impossible that these are references to three different people.

I am just pointing something out, I trust you know that I do not subscribe to either the Christian or Islamic narrative.

TenQ:

Coupled with the fact that he seems schizophrenic.
1. There was a time for almost a year he was under the influence of black magic
2. He at a time assumed he was sleeping with his wives until Aisha said it is not true
3. He was the only one who went to both Jerusalem and the whole 7 heavens without ANY witness
4. Not one authentication by God in terms of miracles or prophecies
5. The Quran that should have been perfect has been seen to have the level of intelligence of a 7th century Arabian man.
Flaws in the Quran are consistent with the knowledge available in Arabia at the time of Mohamed.


Allah calls himself the Lord of the Worlds: a fitting title of Satan himself who Jesus calls the god of this world!

Too many things Islamic clerics are hiding from ordinary Muslims: thank God for the age of the internet every hidden thing is getting exposed!

Hmm.

Inspite of the exposures, some Muslims still don't care for their souls.

DeepSight:


I can't see how it is impossible for her to be all three of these.

I also can't see how it is impossible that these are references to three different people.

I am just pointing something out, I trust you know that I do not subscribe to either the Christian or Islamic narrative.

I know you subscribe to neither: however you seem to be completely IGNORANT of Islam.

Mary the Mother of Jesus CANNOT be the Sister of Aaron or Daughter of Imran because they lived at least 1200 years apart.
Mary is NOT even from the tribe of Levi which is the tribe of Moses and Aaron

FxMasterz:

Hmm.

In Spite of the exposures, some Muslims still don't care for their souls.

Islam had been a tool Mohammed had used to brainwash Muslims. The more the lies of Islam are exposed, the more they clutch on to it.

It beats my imagination when all the atrocities of Mohammed are ascribed to him as righteousness!

TenQ:

Islam had been a tool Mohammed had used to brainwash Muslims. The more the lies of Islam are exposed, the more they clutch on to it.

[b]It beats my imagination when all the atrocities of Mohammed are ascribed to him as righteousness![b]

@the bolded. I don't just understand.

TenQ:

I know you subscribe to neither: however you seem to be completely IGNORANT of Islam.

Mary the Mother of Jesus CANNOT be the Sister of Aaron or Daughter of Imran because they lived at least 1200 years apart.
Mary is NOT even from the tribe of Levi which is the tribe of Moses and Aaron

I am fully aware of the time differential - and I would have thought that you would have framed your poser with that as the key question, rather than wondering about the difference between a daughter and a sister and a wife.

If I was you, I would simply have pointed at the time differential and left it at that. The question of daughter and sister and wife is neither here nor there. As I said, they could well be references to different people.

Also you should be careful about lineages because they can skip erratically between the lineage of fathers and that of mothers. Jesus is called Son of David for example, notwithstanding being generations away from David - and not being the biological son of Joseph!

TenQ:

Islam had been a tool Mohammed had used to brainwash Muslims. The more the lies of Islam are exposed, the more they clutch on to it.

It beats my imagination when all the atrocities of Mohammed are ascribed to him as righteousness!

If you really want to have a huge laugh about Islam, you should take a look here -

https://www.nairaland.com/524918/muhammed-teachings-shaitan-satan-just

.

DeepSight:


If you really want to have a huge laugh about Islam, you should take a look here -

https://www.nairaland.com/524918/muhammed-teachings-shaitan-satan-just

.

Okay, I'll look at the link

DeepSight:


I am fully aware of the time differential - and I would have thought that you would have framed your poser with that as the key question, rather than wondering about the difference between a daughter and a sister and a wife.

If I was you, I would simply have pointed at the time differential and left it at that. The question of daughter and sister and wife is neither here nor there. As I said, they could well be references to different people.

Also you should be careful about lineages because they can skip erratically between the lineage of fathers and that of mothers. Jesus is called Son of David for example, notwithstanding being generations away from David - and not being the biological son of Joseph!

I actually didn't want to digress into the argument of the misconception between Mary and Miriam. I only wanted to focus on the tale of Mohammed getting married to Mary the mother of Jesus.

The Question:
3. How can you explain from Islamic Sources the fact that Mary is both the Sister of Aaron/Moses and also the Daughter of Imran the father of Moses/Aaron?



Looks mundane, however it forces Muslims to reconcile Mary mother of Jesus and Mary the Sister of Aaron according to the Hadith which says:
"The Messenger of God ... said, ‘God married me in paradise to Mary the daughter of 'Imran and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.’"



Their answer will make sense only in two conditions
1. The three potential wives of Mohammed are ALL different (three people)
2. The three potential wives of Mohammed is essentially ONE person.

Unfortunately, ether way, they still run into a huge problem.

FxMasterz:


@the bolded. I don't just understand.

-his killings and murders are justified
-his Adultery is justified
-his scientific errors are explained away
-

Etc.

TenQ:

Okay, I'll look at the link

And in your spare time, watch the videos here -

https://www.youtube.com/@NabiAsli1

DeepSight:


And in your spare time, watch the videos here -

https://www.youtube.com/@NabiAsli1

Thanks bro,!

TenQ:

-his killings and murders are justified
-his Adultery is justified
-his scientific errors are explained away
-

Etc.

Na wá o.

That one na Prophet?

DeepSight:


If you really want to have a huge laugh about Islam, you should take a look here -

https://www.nairaland.com/524918/muhammed-teachings-shaitan-satan-just

.

If Mohammed could with ease overcome satan as presented, how come he was under the spell of black magic for almost ONE whole year?