Nairaland,
My girlfriend invited me to an unschedule meeting with a strange man whom she introduced as her fiancee. I understand that she has even taken the rich man to her parents who certifies him and they have given their blessings to them.

The rich man offer to pay me the sum of N1,000,000 to steer clear of his ''wife'' as a contribution to all the assistance I have given her. it is to my credit that she is a graduate.
My girlfriend adviced me to accept the money offered me by her NEW man saying she had kept the affair secret from me because she never wish to hurt me as I am a good man.
What do I do?

190-the-clown:
O boy!!!!!


tell the man to up the offer to N5M collect the money and invest it heavily on 15 other girls out there

O bouwy!!

so women are Investments like this!!

I never knew ooooo - i would have INVESTED HEAVILY in all my girls (Ex's kuku)

so i can slap bill gates anyday anytime with hard currency!!

Maybe i should start investing heavily in women!

do they accept liquidity ratios and shares as well,

Odikwa good business - this is proper business thats not yet casted oh!

i had to laugh

190-the-clown:
O boy!!!!!


tell the man to up the offer to N5M collect the money and invest it heavily on 15 other girls out there

O bouwy!!

so women are Investments like this!!

I never knew ooooo - i would have INVESTED HEAVILY in all my girls (Ex's kuku)

so i can slap bill gates anyday anytime with hard currency!!

Maybe i should start investing heavily in women!

do they accept liquidity ratios and shares as well,

Odikwa good business - this is proper business thats not yet casted oh!

The offer is rightly poor indeed as you pointed out.
Do you kknow how much tuition fee cost in a GRade'' A'' private university in Nigeria.
How about the sorting money employed,accommodations,brazillian wigs,recharge cards,golds and trinklets and this moda phucker is offering me a paltry sum. I wish I can put a bullet through his shithole

LastApostle:



The offer is rightly poor indeed as you pointed out.
Do you kknow how much tuition fee cost in a GRade'' A'' private university in Nigeria.
How about the sorting money employed,accommodations,brazillian wigs,recharge cards,golds and trinklets and this moda phucker is offering me a paltry sum. I wish I can put a bullet through his shithole

My friend sharrap!!

You better grab a pen and paper and calculate these expenses
Whatever your answers - multiply it by 12

Didn't u do accounts and commerce in JSS 2

Are you angry because she left you or the cos the offer is low??

If you REALLY ARE A MAN
And you understand WHAT IT IS TO BE A MAN
And you know A MAN'S WORTH

Then you know what to do,
Otherwise, you are not A MAN.

AmBeautiful: If you REALLY ARE A MAN
And you understand WHAT IT IS TO BE A MAN
And you know A MAN'S WORTH

Then you know what to do,
Otherwise, you are not A MAN.

Rabbish

Money doesn't know man from woman

OP - look, think, dream, touch N10M in your zenith account
Just imagine am - how u see am
A proud owner of N10M in your account

Get baq 2me wen ure done tinking

LastApostle: Nairaland, My girlfriend invited me to an unschedule meeting with a strange man whom she introduced as her fiancee. I understand that she has even taken the rich man to her parents who certifies him and they have given their blessings to them.

The rich man offer to pay me the sum of N1,000,000 to steer clear of his ''wife'' as a contribution to all the assistance I have given her. it is to my credit that she is a graduate.
My girlfriend adviced me to accept the money offered me by her NEW man saying she had kept the affair secret from me because she never wish to hurt me as I am a good man.
What do I do?

Collect the money and move on...that is if the tale is true.

190-the-clown:


Rabbish

Money doesn't know man from woman

OP - look, think, dream, touch N10M in your zenith account
Just imagine am - how u see am
A proud owner of N10M in your account

Get baq 2me wen ure done tinking

I took your advice and got in contact with the man quoting N10million as my expenses and the man shout me down and warn me never to contact him again over it saying I should negotiate settlement with my Ex before dawn through telephony.
I have called Ex and she said'' They'' are paying just a million or no deal. She claimed that if factored all the sizzling romance shared,s*x,cookings and happy moments into the equation, I might be left with nothing.
She ask me never to call her again not until I make up my mind on the offer.

LastApostle:

The offer is rightly poor indeed as you pointed out.
Do you kknow how much tuition fee cost in a GRade'' A'' private university in Nigeria.
How about the sorting money employed,accommodations,brazillian wigs,recharge cards,golds and trinklets and this moda phucker is offering me a paltry sum. I wish I can put a bullet through his shithole

Boss you're venting your anger in the wrong direction: sadly,it's obvious you dig this berch. Shes about the money now brova. My advice:
1. Free the berch & her "new love's" offer. U kiddin me?! I graduated from one of dem A-list private universities, so I know the fee isn't beans (in a sachet).
Or
2. Accept the change; dip in to that cookie jar n burst it like a beast one last time cos...anyhowz she's gone wiv greener pastures! And her hungry family don cash in on their ATM...

LastApostle:


I took your advice and got in contact with the man quoting N10million as my expenses and the man shout me down and warn me never to contact him again over it saying I should negotiate settlement with my Ex before dawn through telephony.
I have called Ex and she said'' They'' are paying just a million or no deal. She claimed that if factored all the sizzling romance shared,s*x,cookings and happy moments into the equation, I might be left with nothing.
She ask me never to call her again not until I make up my mind on the offer.

Tell him 2 make it N2M
Collect d money, rendevour some boys 'kidnap d woman
And demand N20M
What do u think

Money is sweet!

190-the-clown:


Tell him 2 make it N2M
Collect d money, rendevour some boys 'kidnap d woman
And demand N20M
What do u think

WTF...Are you kidding me?

That man look like a ''superior cultist'' to me.

LastApostle:

WTF...Are you kidding me?

That man look like a ''superior cultist'' to me.

Rotfl

Then u use a superior cult on him

WTF! Dude that was a terrible move, now u're being played like a kid. Buh since u've ventured it, get ur money n ball out. U'll be sat, watching dem wen karma gets d bastards!

^4get karma

He should cash in asap

Its jackpot baybe -

OP - hope u remember me wen u get that cash

190-the-clown:
^4get karma

He should cash in asap

Its jackpot baybe -

OP - hope u remember me wen u get that cash

We're on d same page boss!
Op get dat money n skip! Remember d wisemen wen ur pepper rest sha

190-the-clown:


Rotfl

Then u use a superior cult on him

LMAO

when will I be this lucky?

That girl is worth more than a million naira to me. I am finding it hard to let go sincerely.

LastApostle: That girl is worth more than a million naira to me. I am finding it hard to let go sincerely.

She's gone brova! On to the next one!

LastApostle: Nairaland,
My girlfriend invited me to an unschedule meeting with a strange man whom she introduced as her fiancee. I understand that she has even taken the rich man to her parents who certifies him and they have given their blessings to them.

The rich man offer to pay me the sum of N1,000,000 to steer clear of his ''wife'' as a contribution to all the assistance I have given her. it is to my credit that she is a graduate.
My girlfriend adviced me to accept the money offered me by her NEW man saying she had kept the affair secret from me because she never wish to hurt me as I am a good man.
What do I do?

Bro,d gal is a good gal..some gals will marry the man without bathin an eyelid..those kind of gals don't have conscience or feel any guilt...moreover u messed up by even thinkin abt d offer..d best u would hv done was to thank them for the offer and politely remind d gal that you did all those stuffs because u loved her and u never expected her to pay back..dat way u would hv made ur point nd karma would hv fought 4 u..bt as it is nw..u will never get a dime nd the gal back..mark ma word,dem go dey look u like one hungry mofo..ow poor r u dat u will be demandin for money from an ex?o boy me go break any man head for even tellin me such rubbish...wot is 1m?..all these mushin boys sha..nawaoh

Lucky you!!! What about if she dumped you with no financial compensation?

Nawa ooo... Dem go put sugar for pesin mouth him no go lick am... That's all i have to say.... But this sounds like a ”nollywood“ movie..

acidosis™:
Are you angry because she left you or the cos the offer is low??

abeg help me ask am! I dunno his anger towards the girl.if you want to be settled financially,just ask for your price! If you feel the money is small based on your calculation,abeg demand for more and move on with your life! You are lucky she is even offering you money.there are some ladies who will marry someone else without looking twice!

190-the-clown:


Tell him 2 make it N2M
Collect d money, rendevour some boys 'kidnap d woman
And demand N20M
What do u think

Yeah, and maybe he should rob a bank as well.

Lmao at all the comments.

Like someone said, you could thank them for the offer but reject it cos you did those things for love or, take the 1million naira and do something good with it. Personally I'd choose the former although free #1million sounds good.

190-the-clown:
O boy!!!!!


tell the man to up the offer to N5M collect the money and invest it heavily on 15 other girls out there

O bouwy!!

so women are Investments like this!!

I never knew ooooo - i would have INVESTED HEAVILY in all my girls (Ex's kuku)

so i can slap bill gates anyday anytime with hard currency!!

Maybe i should start investing heavily in women!

do they accept liquidity ratios and shares as well,

Odikwa good business - this is proper business thats not yet casted oh!

you don kolo i swear

LastApostle:



The offer is rightly poor indeed as you pointed out.
Do you kknow how much tuition fee cost in a GRade'' A'' private university in Nigeria.
How about the sorting money employed,accommodations,brazillian wigs,recharge cards,golds and trinklets and this moda phucker is offering me a paltry sum. I wish I can put a bullet through his shithole

ok mr man your story is not adding up,

if this chick has this millionaire man on the side that is rich enough to offer you N1m,

how come you are the one paying for school fees and brazillian hair bla bla bla