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Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by inositol88(m): 5:32pm On Sep 26, 2014
fellow nairaland guys, has your dad ever for once called you, sat you down, and bothered to ;

1 teach you how to toast a gal?
2 teach your how to have sex,and de best way to satisfy a woman in bed?
3.how to properly take care of a woman?
if yes, how how did you feel after de talk?, if no,would you be glad to have your dad do dat?


AND LADIES IN THE HOUSE;

Has your dad ever

bought pants, bra or sanitary pads for you?

if yes, how was de feeling like?,
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 26, 2014
Taaa , NO !!
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by inositol88(m): 5:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
donroxy: Taaa , NO !!


why de Taaaa! ?
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Lovetinz(m): 5:39pm On Sep 26, 2014
My pap told me..
If you see puzzy, run for your life!

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Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 26, 2014
angry
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by MisterLongman(m): 5:47pm On Sep 26, 2014
inositol88:


why de Taaaa! ?
impossicant..... Which kind nonsense talk be this one
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 12:38am On Sep 27, 2014
my dad to have time n discuss dis with me? hmmmm oboy na die be dat na
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Babygal4eva(f): 12:42am On Sep 27, 2014
My dad used to buy sanitary pad for me... mostly on his way back from work or something if I was too lazy to do it, mum does d same so does my bro, kini big deal?
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 12:45am On Sep 27, 2014
Babygal4eva: My dad used to but sanitary pad for me... mostly on his way back from work or something cause If I was too lazy to do it, mum does d same, so does my bro, kini big deal?

Thank you ooo!
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 2:26am On Sep 27, 2014
glitest:

Thank you ooo!
Abi ooo!
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by amakufrancis(m): 2:34am On Sep 27, 2014
inositol88: fellow nairaland guys, has your dad ever for once called you, sat you down, and bothered to ;

1 teach you how to toast a gal?
2 teach your how to have sex,and de best way to satisfy a woman in bed?
3.how to properly take care of a woman?
if yes, how how did you feel after de talk?, if no,would you be glad to have your dad do dat?


AND LADIES IN THE HOUSE;

Has your dad ever

bought pants, bra or sanitary pads for you?

if yes, how was de feeling like?,
capital No ooo.
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by texanomaly(f): 2:47am On Sep 27, 2014
I was raised by my Dad, so yeah he bought them all for me.

I was standing in a quay with my dad and bro one day, waiting. There were people all around us. I steped over to a magazine rack nearby. A moment later I here my dad speaking loudly, "G****, do you need tampons or anything?" I suddenly wished the floor would open and swallow me up. embarassed

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Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by UyiIredia(m): 3:06am On Sep 27, 2014
inositol88: fellow nairaland guys, has your dad ever for once called you, sat you down, and bothered to ;

1 teach you how to toast a gal?
2 teach your how to have sex,and de best way to satisfy a woman in bed?
3.how to properly take care of a woman?
if yes, how how did you feel after de talk?, if no,would you be glad to have your dad do dat?


AND LADIES IN THE HOUSE;

Has your dad ever

bought pants, bra or sanitary pads for you?

if yes, how was de feeling like?,

No, my Dad did none of such. But he did buy books on such issues which I read. But talking to girls isn't hard, it's easy. I just don't see the need to talk, believe it or not, I'm quite reserved.
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by timilehing(m): 3:49am On Sep 27, 2014
If ur Papa na player, he'll need someone to handover his boot to. Any father that teaches his son how to toast a girl is a player. A striker to be specific

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Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by hatux: 6:52am On Sep 27, 2014
timilehing: If ur Papa na player, he'll need someone to handover his boot to. Any father that teaches his son how to toast s girl is a player. A striker to be specific
Lmao grin... @ topic 'capital NO'... What he always tell me about women is 'they are devils, run when you sight them'...
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by inositol88(m): 9:36am On Sep 27, 2014
Babygal4eva: My dad used to buy sanitary pad for me... mostly on his way back from work or something if I was too lazy to do it, mum does d same so does my bro, kini big deal?

no big deal sweetie, does he also buy pants and bra for you? What is de feeling like??
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by FKO1(m): 9:52am On Sep 27, 2014
I like all this nyash opening thread
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 10:02am On Sep 27, 2014
inositol88: fellow nairaland guys, has your dad ever for once called you, sat you down, and bothered to ;

1 teach you how to toast a gal?
2 teach your how to have sex,and de best way to satisfy a woman in bed?
3.how to properly take care of a woman?
if yes, how how did you feel after de talk?, if no,would you be glad to have your dad do dat?


AND LADIES IN THE HOUSE;

Has your dad ever

bought pants, bra or sanitary pads for you?

if yes, how was de feeling like?,


My dad ain't jobless:-/
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2014
temigracie: Abi ooo!
grin grin grin
Re: Has Your Dad Ever Told You This? by Babygal4eva(f): 4:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
inositol88:

no big deal sweetie, does he also buy pants and bra for you? What is de feeling like??

Why would he buy pants and bra for me? Does someone buy common sense for u?

But seriously I don't see the big deal, I'm sure he bought cloths for me when I was little and he takes me to yaba to shop too so why not buy pad? Abegi

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