As a very good bad guy wey i be na, i just decided to take a stroll, na xo i see one girl like that wey get big nyashkie and boobskie but she worwor, baba God no try oo, see tribal marks for her face, 5 marks for one side of her cheek and 5 marks for the other side of her cheek, she come put lip stick that resembles palm oil, maybe na palm oil she apply sef, the powder was now too much on her face, sha, i said to myself 'no hope' , but i now remembered my slogan that says ''the beauty of a woman is in her backside'', so i decided to approach her.

So when i got closer,
i said ''hello pretty''
she said ''kilode? What happen''
i said ''babe am just admiring your beauty''
she said ''i know that you are lying but continue, ese''
i decided to introduce myself
i said ''my name is chief otutupoyoyo 1 and am cool and friendly, i would like to be your friend, please, whats your own name''
she said'' ha! Emi ni seun, i am seun ke, i go to ibadan polytechnic, i studies hostels management, i can cook efo riro, amala and ewedu, i planneth to does my masters in okaroma university...''
i interrupted
i said ''is it oklahoma university in united states of america''
she said ''yes ke, you are collect, in okaroma, i hears the school fees is cheap, i will does my masters in food science, i likes cooking alots, my hobbies are cooking, reading , gossiping and fighting

in my mind i was like '' who ask you''
to cut the story short, i just asked her ''can i have your number''
she said ''ok, my number is zero hate zero six fight tool tool zero hate one night''
i shock, i said i will call you later
she said ''ok babes''

so the next day, i called her and told her to meet me at tantalizers, so she came,
i said ''seun, what should i get for you''
she said '' eh gives me, one bag of rice, two crates of minerals, one dozen of egg rolls and one pot of fried rice and chicken''
i said '' is that not too much''
she said ''door, you has funny oo, i like choppies too much, i think it will do me''

that day i burn 100,000
then i took her home in my prado jeep, when i got down
i said ''goodnight babe, have a sweet dream''
she said ''ok sweetheart, will be expecting you tomollow, i forgot to buys one carton of vanilla ice creams, but tomollow, you will buy it for me''
i said ok and left
since then i no gree call am, i just trowey my phone inside river, na God save me ooo,


i will upload the pics tomollow...

Cc
Lalasticlala nwanne , happy monday

Moral lesson? Nonsense.

tee59:
Moral lesson? Nonsense.

babe, are you also an ibadan girl?

tee59:
Moral lesson? Nonsense.

babe, are you also an ibadan girl?