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Help Condom No Where To B Found by dazzy4real(m): 7:16am On Mar 04, 2010 |
Pls pple i need a help here was havin sex wit my gal wit a condom,then few minutes lata i discoverd dat d condom is no longer on me,bt inside my gal n we cant seem to get it out now pls wat do we do?Very urgent! |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by googles: 7:30am On Mar 04, 2010 |
[size=13pt] the condom no size you before ni? na wa o. . . . . . if twas your salary that fell inside a pit am sure you 'll put your hand inside and pick it so get busy buddy. . . .[/size] |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by Nobody: 8:16am On Mar 04, 2010 |
dazzy4real: What do you do? Don't be silly - just get it out with your fingers! No woman's that deep, that a condom would literally be sucked in so far, you couldn't retrieve it. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by H2O2: 8:19am On Mar 04, 2010 |
Lol I hope your expired semen didn't disseminate inside her when the condom disappeared. if it did, be ready to do some damage control |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:59am On Mar 04, 2010 |
Were you peeps that engrossed to notice when the condom was slipping off? |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by Nobody: 9:27am On Mar 04, 2010 |
Happy Fathers Day Just kidding. See a doctor, (A gynecologist to be specific) immediately |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by na2day2(m): 9:43am On Mar 04, 2010 |
dazzy4real: dude, why u dey lie like this? and i know u fa. ur condom is inside ur woman and u decided to turn on ur computer then connect online and come ask for advice on NL? haba! |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by dazzy4real(m): 9:54am On Mar 04, 2010 |
dude, why u dey lie like this? and i know u fa. your condom is inside your woman and u decided to turn on your computer then connect online and come ask for advice on NL? haba! bro if u hve any contributn kindly gve 2 me,i ve been told on wat to do n hve done dat bt am nt jst confortable wit it yet,so na crime to seek advise? |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by na2day2(m): 10:03am On Mar 04, 2010 |
dazzy4real: sorry, i cant give u any advice, just let me know when the naming ceremony will be taking place |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by nnemak(m): 10:10am On Mar 04, 2010 |
@na2day, For your information the naming is Uk standard o. Bring your own food and drinks. LOL . Strictly on invitation, And You sabi say him no go invite you, lol |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by na2day2(m): 10:13am On Mar 04, 2010 |
nne_mak: why nau? na the food dey carry me go dia ooo |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by galatico(m): 10:19am On Mar 04, 2010 |
H2O2: LMAO!!! |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by whitesturd(f): 10:19am On Mar 04, 2010 |
roftlmao |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by bykes(m): 10:23am On Mar 04, 2010 |
buddy,get a pair of scisors,a pair of hand gloves and flashlight for it could be realy dark inside ang get down to work.this my advice . |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by yjay(f): 10:47am On Mar 04, 2010 |
bykes: this is just ridiculous @Poster, the condom obviously slipped & u pushed it further inside with your "kini" , i think u shld be able to remove it with your fingers, just make sure u wash your hands before u start & afterwards too of course |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by MoneyRule(m): 11:43am On Mar 04, 2010 |
Cut her up, take it out and then sow her up! |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by kpolli(m): 11:53am On Mar 04, 2010 |
is this not the kinda of story we used to hear when we were small, abt it blockin a girl from peeing n pelvic swelling n she dying, |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by smooooooth: 12:06pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
an over sized condom, lost in an over sized pussy. thats a disaster. seek expert help!!!! call Dr. Wale. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by milkan05(m): 12:49pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
wonders would never end on NL. U go fear threads naaaaa |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by Donvilo(m): 1:14pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
milkan05:U don see am, my broda. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by Busybody2(f): 1:29pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
@OP What a calamitous connundrum (sic), is it the oversized condom to blame or the 100 feet long konga sized (borehole/well) kitty? ROFL |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by lalaboi1(m): 1:35pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
Hmmm, what a thread, anyways, guy, u don commot this thing already, so no come here come dey whine us jare, if na money dem put inside ur gf, u go come ask us make we teach you how to commot am ni ? |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by slap1(m): 1:46pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
Maybe u tot u were wearing a condom when u ain't really wearing one. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by noblegas2(m): 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
hahahahahahahaaaajhhahhahaa, , ask [size=20pt]GOOGLES[/size] to help you search for it. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by r231(m): 2:00pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
I take it she is still laying on the bed while you are out here on WWW looking for solution |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by ichommy(m): 2:22pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
r231: LOL |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by slap1(m): 2:58pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
Do it from d oda end and push d tin out. Or, better still, send her over to my place. |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by na2day2(m): 12:19am On Mar 05, 2010 |
is the child going to be a boy or a girl? if it is a boy let us call him seun if it is a girl, seunina |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by otuism: 1:15pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
u can send that girl of urs to me cos i sebi remove cd from babes body well well,call me on this line o8000000000000.i hope say u no go vest sha |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by Nescoemmy(m): 5:53pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
story,story, stoooooooooooooooory |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by dazzy4real(m): 10:35am On Mar 06, 2010 |
Guyz and gals thanks for d ridiculous advice,bt i don remove d codom and it waz even very easy no need to stress myself, |
Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by googles: 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2010 |
noble_gas1: dazzy4real: [size=13pt]lmao so wat did u do?? pushed the thing in with ur[b] thing[/b] until it came out of her mouth ?? [/size] |
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