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Abraham, Abraham by jaguda(m): 10:32am On Oct 10, 2011
T'was d nite of Dec 31st, when Jimoh dragged a drunk Abraham into the midnite new year eve service. Pastor was preaching;
Pastor: and the Lord said unto Abraham, Abraham, what do u have under ur bossom?
Abraham was stunned, looked at Jimoh: see wetin u cause now, how Pastor take know say i don shayo?
Pastor: and the Lord said a 2nd time, Abraham, Abraham, what do u have under ur bossom?
Drunk Abraham screamed from the back of the church: A bottle or whisky, my Lord!
Re: Abraham, Abraham by Dyt(f): 10:51am On Oct 10, 2011
ok
Re: Abraham, Abraham by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 10, 2011
smiley
Re: Abraham, Abraham by Ben13: 6:27pm On Oct 10, 2011
Lol good one. . . let's get more of it. wink cheesy
Re: Abraham, Abraham by simplymee: 6:53pm On Oct 10, 2011
some people bossom go get hunger inside or black belle as the case may be
Re: Abraham, Abraham by mikuz(m): 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2011
Ben you and more of it!

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