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Welcome to subsidy online assistance service. My name is AbdulSubsideen Chibuzorbsidy, How can we help you today?

To know the price of fuel in your home zone PRESS 1….
If you are still stuck in the village PRESS 2…
In case you need fuel but you don’t have money PRESS 3…
To get in touch with a black marketer in your area PRESS 4…
If you are interested in marrying an oil worker especially a petrol attendant, PRESS 0….
To personalise your new engine to start using palmwine, PRESS 5…
If your new means of transportation is donkey, PRESS 6…
If you voted GEJ and not PDP, PRESS 7…
For more info, pls stay on line to speak to Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.
In case you are satisfied with her explanation, go about your normal business