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The Prophet And The Demon by Tranquility439(m): 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
A prophet was praying for a demon-possesed man, he said. "I command you in the mighty name of Jesus! Come out of this man" He kept on ranting like those nollywood prophets "In the mighty name of Jesus! OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!" The demon said to him "i want him to do something for me before i let go" The Prophet rebuked him "In the mighty name of Jesus, out of this man, he can't serve you". The demon said again "i can't let go without having him acomplish that mission" "What do you want him to do for you ? " Shouted the prophet angrily. The demon said, "i want him to win the 100 million naira national lottery" This time, the prophet subtly lowered the mic, and said to the demon "Fast!! get out of him, and enter into me! Your wish is my command, i'll do it." Please share this post, don't alone... |
Re: The Prophet And The Demon by Crazeworld(m): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Just me playing around |
Re: The Prophet And The Demon by haykay2005: 11:30pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Crazeworld:. |
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