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Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by parisbookaddict(f): 3:41pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
You have heard about toilet jinns watching muslims when they use the toilet, here is more hilarious teaching of mohammed bin Abdullah Sunan an-Nasai 671—It was narrated from Abu Hurairah that the Prophet said: “When the call for the prayer is given, the Shaitan takes to his heels, passing wind loudly so that he will not hear the call to prayer. When the call to prayer is finished, he comes back. Watch vid for more info on the ridiculousness that is islamic beliefs. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7KhYsIEPJU |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Rilwayne001: 4:04pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Okay! Next!!! 4 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by umar745(m): 4:09pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
LoL! |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Nobody: 4:10pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: The Entertainer is at it again............WHAT AN OBSESSION.............ADDICTION . Its fun having such people as Paris on NL 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by parisbookaddict(f): 4:10pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: Rilwanyne were have u been.. u havent been defending mohammed much these days.. i hope u faith in the fraud is waning... 5 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by parisbookaddict(f): 4:12pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
WORDWORLD: Stop killing nonmuslims and stop defending the ideology that promotes so much hatred for people and perhaps i will stop talking about islam as much.. 5 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Rilwayne001: 4:16pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
WORDWORLD: parisbookaddict: What's your concern with where I've been? Well, I've always been around 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Rilwayne001: 4:17pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
parisbookaddict: When are you opening your next thread on Islam? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: She is SO SO SO in LOVE with Islam. She could die if she doesnt talking about Islam. Wow such a GREAT FAITH! 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Rilwayne001: 4:58pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
WORDWORLD: Indeed.. It is quite evident 3 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Nobody: 5:01pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Certifiedbillio(m): 5:19am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Talking bout islam gives him/her joy, she just too proud to admit it, ego! 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Certifiedbillio(m): 5:23am On Aug 14, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:Mr / Mrs youtube reference 1 Like |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Ifeann(f): 7:53am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Certifiedbillio: Apparently u didnt see the hadith reference Sunan an-Nasai 671—It was narrated from Abu Hurairah that the Prophet said: “When the call for the prayer is given, the Shaitan takes to his heels, passing wind loudly so that he will not hear the call to prayer. When the call to prayer is finished, he comes back. Continue pleading ignorance 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Ifeann(f): 7:57am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: When i discover another crime of mohammed, or another silly teaching or one of your brothers decides to blow himself up. Let me remind u how mohammed died Sura 69:44 - 47And if Muhammad had made up about Us some [false] sayings, we would have seized him by the right hand; T[b]hen We would have cut from him the aorta[/b]. And there is no one of you who could prevent [Us] from him.and the manner of the Prophets death: From Tabari Volume 8, page 124: The messenger of God said during the illness from which he died - the mother of Bishr had come in to visit him - "Umm Bishr, at this very moment I feel my aorta being severed [/b]because of the food I ate with your son at Khaybar." Bukhari's Hadith 5.713: Narrated 'Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O 'Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, [b]I feel as if my aorta is being cut [/b]from that poison."From Ibn Sa'd pages 251, 252: During his illness he used to say, "I did not cease to find the effect of the (poisoned) morsel, I took at Khaibar and I suffered several times (from its effect) but now I[b] feel the hour has come of the cutting of my jugular vein." 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Rilwayne001: 8:15am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Ifeann: https://www.nairaland.com/2640885/why-did-allah-save-jesus/6 1 Like |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by udatso: 12:27pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
By the way, where is truthman. It seems he hasn't created any topic recently about Islam. What's going on? 3 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by analice107: 1:38pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Ifeann:This confirms Muhammed as a false prophet, but these people are so blinded by pride not to see the truth. Wonderful, A prophet who receives revelations from Allah, by wearing Aisha's clothes. He actually dresses like a woman to receive revelations. That man was a psychopath. 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Iceberg3: 1:53pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: maybe she should run something on the history,life and times of our beloved Achmed. I will google that word and suggest it to that 'inpidel'. 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Empiree: 3:46pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
analice107:"[size=17pt]Muhammad is not the father of any of your men, but he is the Messenger of Allah and the Last of the prophets; and Allah is cognizant of all things[/size]." ~Chapter (33:40) sūrat l-aḥzāb (The Combined Forces) #EnoughSaid 1 Like
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Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by analice107: 3:58pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree:Muhammed is Allah, and he is an elementary demon from the pit of hell. 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Empiree: 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
analice107:“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” ― Plato “Humans see what they want to see.” ― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief “No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.” ― Atwood H. Townsend [size=14pt]“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”[/size] ― Søren Kierkegaard “Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.” You, analice107 belongs to the 85% ― Thomas A. Edison “People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.” ― Terry Goodkind, Wizard's First Rule “The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.” ― Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead 4 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Empiree: 5:04pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:I don't recall the last time i heard Jesus on your lips. I am sure during your Sunday service, you only think about Muhammad. That's good. Thanks for working for us ma'am 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by annunaki2(m): 5:19pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree: If you were capable off thinking, you would have realised that the quotes you stated above are best applicable to you and other delusional muslims but alas islam has rendered you incapable of thinking. The joke is actually on you 1 Like |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Empiree: 5:35pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
annunaki2:When Someone Thinks He Knows But Knows Not "If anyone thinks he really knows something, he has not yet learned it as he ought to know it." ~ 1 Corinthians 8:2 Choose A Category You Belong (Below) V V V V V V 1 Like
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Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by annunaki2(m): 5:40pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree: As I said earlier, your religion has rendered you incapable of thinking, so I will pardon your ignorance. |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Empiree: 5:53pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
annunaki2:Maybe you need to study history of Annunakis. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by Certifiedbillio(m): 6:37pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Ifeann:. That the diff b/w me and u, if I were u, I will go check the suhir buhari out first |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by analice107: 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree:Wow, here a muslim describing another person as a none thinker. Really? Oh God, what an irony 2 Likes |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by parisbookaddict(f): 7:48pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree: Qur’an 9:29—Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the Religion of Truth, from among the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued. I will continue exposing islam despite your taunts, i do it on line and in real life (with caution)... if u want to hear about jesus, apostasize from the death cult islam..i will be more than happy to discuss Jesus with you my brother in humanity. . 1 Like |
Re: Muhammed Claims Satan Farts And Flees During Muslim Call To Prayer by parisbookaddict(f): 7:54pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Empiree: Very insightful and thought provoking quotes from brilliant authors, scientists, Christians, pagans and atheists. . Muslims cant organize words into such insight sentences. . Not a single muslim u quoted i wonder why.. 1 Like |
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