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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 11:18pm On Aug 17, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Lexoma(m): 11:22pm On Aug 17, 2016
E clear say na grammar una won come dey speak for Uniben. OK we pray make all those grammerians here get #Admission make first semester result humble them small

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 4:36am On Aug 18, 2016
Read This


Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.

But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying.

Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away. But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain.

In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.''

While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, sisters.

I'm always moved to tears when I see people who genuinely and helplessly hawk petty goods to feed and survive for that day, especially women and children.

Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, trendy phones and watches, Gucci shoes and designer clothes but to LIVE and EAT for that day and the children share the remaining money to take to school the next day (that's if there's any left).
"He who gives to the poor lends to his maker"

SHARE this message and let the CHANGE start from you......... Thankyou & stayclean

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 8:02am On Aug 18, 2016
blueto:
now that the aloofness is repealed. Let me make confutations on your assertion.

God is an ubiquitous being, thus, he can be concurrently present in heaven and on earth. so he can render aid to me. And God's word alludes that we should give thanks to him in all situations. So I was just being subservient to him and acknowledging his deference.

The comment may sound ‘childish’ but it is factual. That gargantuan amount of Likes is actually in my possession.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:06am On Aug 18, 2016
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Dharneehell(m): 9:53am On Aug 18, 2016
blueto:


This is the highest level of ostentation, yet.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 18, 2016
Dharneehell:
This is the highest level of ostentation, yet.

Dude,you left me hanging.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 2:53pm On Aug 18, 2016
blueto:
Ludicrous. First, how did you access all my comments in just a few minutes?

How did your deduce that I am a sybarite by calling me a Hedonist? do you know if I am ascetic or neutral in nature?

Seems your inference and cognitive faculty needs an apace overhauling.

Mendacious!!! Your spurious annotatations are fallacious ...it is debilitating to accede that you are a sophist...Are you alluding that am a fabulist...
I hereby confute your munificence as beguiling and ambiguous...
Through your verbiage it is lucent that you are nothing but a hedonist.....
grin


P.s; Am a pacifist
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:09pm On Aug 18, 2016
Jackossky:


Mendacious!!! Your spurious annotatations are fallacious ...it is debilitating to accede that you are a sophist...Are you alluding that am a fabulist...
I hereby confute your munificence as beguiling and ambiguous...
Through your verbiage it is lucent that you are nothing but a hedonist.....
grin


P.s; Am a pacifist
Stop copying my grammar na cheesy Invent yours gringrin

@bolded. It is infelicitous to use ‘am a pacifist’ in that contest. the cozy phrase is I am a pacifist.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 18, 2016
Jackossky:


Mendacious!!! Your spurious annotatations are fallacious ...it is debilitating to accede that you are a sophist...Are you alluding that am a fabulist...
I hereby confute your munificence as beguiling and ambiguous...
Through your verbiage it is lucent that you are nothing but a hedonist.....
grin


P.s; Am a pacifist
invalid spelling. The valid spelling is annotation.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Aug 18, 2016
Jackossky:


Mendacious!!! Your spurious annotatations are fallacious ...it is debilitating to accede that you are a sophist...Are you alluding that am a fabulist...
I hereby confute your munificence as beguiling and ambiguous...
Through your verbiage it is lucent that you are nothing but a hedonist.....
grin


P.s; Am a pacifist
spurious and fallacious are synonyms. Thus, applying them on a sole phrase is a breach on syntax. it is called tautology, pleonasm, verbiage and sometimes, periphrasis.

it seems you are a neophyte in the world of Grammar, it will be farcical of you to challenge a seasoned grammar veteran smiley.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 18, 2016
Lexoma:
E clear say na grammar una won come dey speak for Uniben. OK we pray make all those grammerians here get #Admission make first semester result humble them small
Stop these perorate, malevolent and schadenfreude orisons. I heard things like this before I was admitted, and still my 1st semester result wasn't pejorative.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 18, 2016
Post Retracted.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by chizzyjnr(m): 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2016
Why this place dull Like this... Una no fight today ni
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by chizzyjnr(m): 4:54pm On Aug 18, 2016
:-XWhy this place dull Like this... Una no fight today ni
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Dharneehell(m): 5:19pm On Aug 18, 2016
colik:

Dude,you left me hanging.
Did I?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Sermwell(m): 5:27pm On Aug 18, 2016
Pls can somebody help me with info on hw many questions UNIBEN do set in jupeb entry exam. And how is the exam being set! Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:12pm On Aug 18, 2016
Dharneehell:
Did I?

Didn't you? undecided
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Aug 18, 2016
i love this thread!!!!!!!my phone dictionary don full for new words......chaiiiii......english and its synonym wahala......God help us ooooooo..........anyway don't stop the fight....continue fighting with english™!!me self go learn new word bombard my friends............lolzzzz.......lwkm.........smhahtw(shaking my head almost hitting the wall)

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2016
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Read This


Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.

But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying.

Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away. But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain.

In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.''

While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, sisters.

I'm always moved to tears when I see people who genuinely and helplessly hawk petty goods to feed and survive for that day, especially women and children.

Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, trendy phones and watches, Gucci shoes and designer clothes but to LIVE and EAT for that day and the children share the remaining money to take to school the next day (that's if there's any left).
"He who gives to the poor lends to his maker"

SHARE this message and let the CHANGE start from you......... Thankyou & stayclean


This palpable message has imprinted an indelible mark on my perspective. Thanks alot!
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 18, 2016
To God be the encomium smiley
reeve:
i love this thread!!!!!!!my phone dictionary don full for new words......chaiiiii......english and its synonym wahala......God help us ooooooo..........anyway don't stop the fight....continue fighting with english™!!me self go learn new word bombard my friends............lolzzzz.......lwkm.........smhahtw(shaking my head almost hitting the wall)
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Dharneehell(m): 8:47pm On Aug 18, 2016
colik:

Didn't you? undecided
Oh!
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by chizzyjnr(m): 9:01pm On Aug 18, 2016
undecided where are the fighters na
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Dharneehell(m): 9:13pm On Aug 18, 2016
colik:

Didn't you? undecided
Left a reply.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2016
SirDavico:



This palpable message has imprinted an indelible mark on my perspective. Thanks alot!
I am very guilty of that


I bargain to the last price


But now I have a change of heart.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by kayfacto: 10:12pm On Aug 18, 2016
Pls can I forfeit polytechnic admission and proceed to university..........answer needed urgently
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Liyzi: 10:52pm On Aug 18, 2016
Evening ous, pls has uniben started post graduate examination? I wan to knw pls. Tnx
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by poshemmanuel(m): 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by adibo(m): 12:16am On Aug 19, 2016
Liyzi:
Evening ous, pls has uniben started post graduate examination? I wan to knw pls. Tnx
They wrote central exam last week, there is a whatsapp group for post graduate applicants
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 1:08am On Aug 19, 2016
blueto:
spurious and fallacious are synonyms. Thus, applying them on a sole phrase is a breach on syntax. it is called tautology, pleonasm, verbiage and sometimes, periphrasis.

it seems you are a neophyte in the world of Grammar, it will be farcical of you to challenge a seasoned grammar veteran smiley.


Umm...thanks for attesting to the Fact that i went through your profile.... I intentionally hoax you into doing it....and for the bolded...it was nothing but a typographical error.....

Lastly,you bewray me of tautology which I am cognizant of...
He and him are referring to idem gender,but
He is used as a subject while him is used as an object...
I don't need to elucidate more on what is being said and I hope you can comprehend the direction in which am heading to...

In recapitulation,I used those words as a subject and an object....I write to be corrected.....
I hope that I am explanatory enough ...

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