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When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by FearGodAndLive: 7:00am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Hell Fire Eternal burning place for the uninitiated and disbelievers. After living for 70 years, El Shalldai will grant you everlasting life so that you will burn forevermore. Your chances of avoiding this increases based on your geography. A Dead God Oh yeah, God transformed himself to Man and hung himself on a cross so that your sins will be forgiven. If this isn't 419, I have no idea what is. The idea that all the crime one has committed in a lifetime can be forgiven simply by believing a Jewish story is as dangerous as it is atrocious. It's like a spiritual 'clear my browsing history' - do as you like, you can always wipe and refresh. Heaven Ahh, religion and the glory of its mansions in the afterlife. Death is the only passage. And those who claim to have seen heaven have reaped huge earthly rewards after selling their stories back on earth. Heaven is an amazing place, where you get to see your old aunties(yes, even that one you always hated), and everyone else you remembered. Of course, there will be no pets - after that mess that happened on Noah's Ark, ain't no one gat time to clean cat shit up in heaven.. but heaven will have lots of great musical instruments, we might even see Wizkid and Nas leading praise and worship. NB: This isn't a mockery. The spiritual things of this world are foolish to the carnal mind. If this sounds foolish to you, it's because you have a carnal mind. You depend on reason too much. Try faith. 7 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by 4kings: 2:53am On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Re: When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by FearGodAndLive: 8:37am On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Re: When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by Nobody: 8:45am On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Re: When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by MrMontella(m): 9:24am On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Re: When Christianity Doesn't Make Sense by hopefulLandlord: 12:05pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
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