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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2016
ScienceWatch:
Based on my observation of all the Muslims I know, Islam is a religion of peace. this idiot called LACKBIZZLE, can not contain his hatred and bitterness for religions that produce dignity and gracefulness in the societies they operate in.

Unlike the terrible evils committed by atheists on millions of innocent people world wide because of their hatred and open bitterness.

How about: ADOLF HITLER to LACKBIZZLE TRANSLATION

ADOLF HITLER affectionately asks : Lackbizzle why do you display your asshole?

LACKBIZZLE shyly replies: because I want you to marry me, Hitlerkie.






undecided

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 10:04pm On Dec 21, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


haven't you observed that I ignore him even when he tries to sound sensible?

its good for my sanity to ignore him and would advice other atheists to do the same

if we do that and not respond to his rants he'll start speaking much more sensible things because I know he's capable of saying sensible things
SCIENCE IS LOOKING VERY STUPID LATELY !

Scientists are grudgingly examining Emmanual TV as one of the most reliable sources of deeper insight into the existence of God as revealed by the mighty Jesus Christ.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 9:08am On Dec 22, 2016
JackBizzle:
Some of us atheists do not understand christians and muslims. This is because when we atheists speak, the christians hear something different.



For example;

NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION

1) "I don't believe in God"
Translation- "I worship satan"

2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist"
Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo"

3) "I rarely go to church nowadays"
Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God"

4) "I don't pay tithe"
Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God"
Why dont LACKBIZZLE continue to use cheap psychology to appeal for help to understand Christians and Muslims ?

LACKBIZZLE is understandably confused. He is upsetting other Atheists because atheists HATE Christians and Muslims.

Famous atheists have written laws and hateful books that was designed to destroy the holiness of Islam and Christianity.
Atheists aim was to turn humans from a spiritual being to a mere machine, without emotion/spirit.

a) THE hateful cowardly atheist, LACKBIZZLE want help with translations to mock the holiness of Islam and Christianity.

b) LACKBIZZLE cowardly target Christianity because Christians do not have Islams powerful defense called "fatwa" to punish evil people that defile their religion.

c) LACKBIZZLE cowardly preys on the "Forgiveness" that Christians are commanded to apply because God is their mighty revenger.

A fool chose to learn from his own mistakes. A wise man works hard to learn from others mistakes.

LACKBIZZLE will do well to learn from the cursed founding fathers of atheism. They all without fail suffered shocking mental diseases.

Atheist Dawkins’ signed in 2006, a petition to the British Prime Minister that called for making it “illegal to indoctrinate children into religion before the age of 16. It is unfortunately, as there are a lot of atheists who go into the field of psychology and psychiatry.

Atheist Sam Harris made a statement to an interviewer in 2009: “If I could wave a magic wand and get rid of either rape or religion, I would not hesitate to get rid of religion.”

Atheist scientists Lawrence Krauss and Neil DeGrasse Tyson. says about Africans, it is our duty, as reasonable, civilized men to subdue them, dress and educate them in our manner, and, of course, kill them when we must — and the fact that the wealth of their native countries are flowing westward and enriching the already bloated coffers of our ruling and economic elite has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 10:36am On Dec 22, 2016
ScienceWatch:
Why dont LACKBIZZLE continue to use cheap psychology to appeal for help to understand Christians and Muslims ?

LACKBIZZLE is understandably confused. He is upsetting other Atheists because atheists HATE Christians and Muslims.

Famous atheists have written laws and hateful books that was designed to destroy the holiness of Islam and Christianity.
Atheists aim was to turn humans from a spiritual being to a mere machine, without emotion/spirit.

a) THE hateful cowardly atheist, LACKBIZZLE want help with translations to mock the holiness of Islam and Christianity.

b) LACKBIZZLE cowardly target Christianity because Christians do not have Islams powerful defense called "fatwa" to punish evil people that defile their religion.

c) LACKBIZZLE cowardly preys on the "Forgiveness" that Christians are commanded to apply because God is their mighty revenger.

A fool chose to learn from his own mistakes. A wise man works hard to learn from others mistakes.

LACKBIZZLE will do well to learn from the cursed founding fathers of atheism. They all without fail suffered shocking mental diseases.

Atheist Dawkins’ signed in 2006, a petition to the British Prime Minister that called for making it “illegal to indoctrinate children into religion before the age of 16. It is unfortunately, as there are a lot of atheists who go into the field of psychology and psychiatry.

Atheist Sam Harris made a statement to an interviewer in 2009: “If I could wave a magic wand and get rid of either rape or religion, I would not hesitate to get rid of religion.”

Atheist scientists Lawrence Krauss and Neil DeGrasse Tyson. says about Africans, it is our duty, as reasonable, civilized men to subdue them, dress and educate them in our manner, and, of course, kill them when we must — and the fact that the wealth of their native countries are flowing westward and enriching the already bloated coffers of our ruling and economic elite has absolutely nothing to do with it.

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 11:33am On Dec 22, 2016
JackBizzle:




undecided
I finally understand why Islam protects itself from Atheists like LACKBIZZLE with the chilling Islamic "Fatwa."
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 11:51am On Dec 22, 2016
ScienceWatch:
I finally understand why Islam protects itself from Atheists like LACKBIZZLE with the chilling Islamic "Fatwa."


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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by akintom(m): 11:53am On Dec 22, 2016
Atheists: morality is both a human and societal concept.

Apologist translation: it's an attempt by atheists to indulge, without the Jewish Idol's restrictions.

..............................................................................................................
Atheists: I don't believe god exist.

Apologists translation: you're sad and begrudgingly fighting the scarecrow.

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 12:20pm On Dec 22, 2016
JackBizzle:
Atheist translation of pastors' requests


1) "Pay your tithes and your rewards shall be bountiful"
Atheist translation; "transfer your hard earned salary to fund your pastor's private jet and life of luxury"


2) "I cast the demon out of you!! Be healed in Jesus name"
Atheist translation; bros Akpos, act well ooo! Time don reach make you twist and turn as if demon dey comot your body"
Millions of people world wide are deeply grateful for Emmanuel TV because it protects them and informs them of the difference between awesome belief in God and dreadful atheism.

A person can only give to the world what they got. LACKBIZZLE is only giving to the world what he got.

What is it that LACKBIZZLE have to give the world ?

Deep Hatred

Childishness

zero compassion

destruction

strong loyal support for the destruction of Islam and Christianity

Loyal support for any regime that practice oppression

loyalty to science that force babies to eat dangerous GMO (genetically modified) foods

There is no doubt that atheist can be loyal !
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 5:34pm On Jan 12, 2017
Niflheim:
@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!
And did you guys hear what the God-Father of Atheism, Richard Dawkins told his deluded followers ?

Dawkins proudly told his followers in a seminar, to look in the mirror and realize that all of them including their great, great, great, great-grand-fathers and mothers are fish.

Now, I am confused !
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 12, 2017
By plain logic, atheists usually have superior and outstanding arguments. Denying this fact is the bane of religionists.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 8:48am On Jan 13, 2017
ScienceWatch:
And did you guys hear what the God-Father of Atheism, Richard Dawkins told his deluded followers ?

Dawkins proudly told his followers in a seminar, to look in the mirror and realize that all of them including their great, great, great, great-grand-fathers and mothers are fish.

Now, I am confused !



Atheists; Dawkins is a great scientist and atheist debater

Christians; Dawkins is daddy GO pastor and founder of atheism

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2017
JackBizzle:



Atheists; Dawkins is a great scientist and atheist debater

Christians; Dawkins is daddy GO pastor and founder of atheism
The important question that begs to be answered is;
what real practical benefits does Atheism offer mankind ? I have never heard of an atheist crusade where peoples real life problems are solved. What do atheist offer societies at their atheism rallies ?

No amount of fake science /atheism can change the deep love millions of people have for Jesus Christ and the God that He thoroughly demonstrated. Millions see live demonstrations of the
POWER of God in the holy Scan Church Nigeria and 24 hrs daily on Emmanuel TV.

After doing research into other religions, what evidence do they have that the god they worship is truly greater than the God Jesus Christ revealed and continuously demonstrated. Today that evidence is flowing like a mighty river out of the holy Scoan Church Nigeria for the world to witness.

Only a satanic inspired, feeble-minded person will even attempt to claim that the thousands of personal live testimonial of decent people in the holy Scoan Church Nigeria are fake.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by johnydon22(m): 1:34pm On Jan 26, 2017
the more you guys ignore the dude above, the better for all of us. i mean you lot cant continue to make someone talk so much gibberish and think it deserves a reply. common!!!

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 4:40pm On Jan 26, 2017
johnydon22:
the more you guys ignore the dude above, the better for all of us. i mean you lot cant continue to make someone talk so much gibberish and think it deserves a reply. common!!!


grin grin

The guy sabi post nonsense
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by Oilwell(m): 6:17pm On Jan 26, 2017
JackBizzle:
Some of us atheists do not understand christians and muslims. This is because when we atheists speak, the christians hear something different.



For example;

NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION

1) "I don't believe in God"
Translation- "I worship satan"

2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist"
Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo"

3) "I rarely go to church nowadays"
Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God"

4) "I don't pay tithe"
Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God"

see what you need here.

https://www.facebook.com/ILEARNEDALOTDOTCOM/videos/1082904598522968/
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by Hond: 1:24pm On Feb 08, 2017
JackBizzle:



Atheists; Dawkins is a great scientist and atheist debater

Christians; Dawkins is daddy GO pastor and founder of atheism
Damn you fake Atheist ! How do you form your opinions on such important issues ?
It seems to me that you guys(fake atheists) here on NL are starting your own version of Atheism. Richard Dawkins is the biggest asshole since Sam Harris. You guys stuffed with anti-religious indoctrination of the New Atheist have its risks.

Last week in North Carolina a man, Craig Hicks, a New Atheist, murdered three Muslim neighbors he’d previously argued with over parking. The Muslim sisters he killed had told their father on previous occasions that their neighbor Hicks clearly hated them for who they were: Muslims. Hicks’ Facebook posts show a slightly more equal-opportunity hate: both Christians and Muslims in his mind they were a serious social problem to be met head on. Kill them !
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 1:25pm On Feb 08, 2017
Hond:
Damn you fake Atheist ! How do you form your opinions on such important issues ?
It seems to me that you guys(fake atheists) here on NL are starting your own version of Atheism. Richard Dawkins is the biggest asshole since Sam Harris.


Don't know if sarcastic compliment or just trollinG. grin
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by Hond: 1:29pm On Feb 08, 2017
JackBizzle:



Don't know if sarcastic compliment or just trollinG. grin
You will learn the hard way !
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 4:01pm On Jul 13, 2017
Atheist; many Christians can't use the bible to argue for the existence of their God and so they use deistic arguments.

Kingebukasblog and felixomor's translation; The atheost cannot argue againt God and has admitted that atheism is a fraud since he mentions deism.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by felixomor: 4:03pm On Jul 13, 2017
JackBizzle:
Atheist; many Christians can't use the bible to argue for the existence of their God and so they use deistic arguments.

Kingebukasblog and felixomor's translation; The atheost cannot argue againt God and has admitted that atheism is a fraud since he mentions deism.

Atheism isnt even qualified to be called fraud.
Its foolishness.

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by Martinez19(m): 4:57pm On Jul 13, 2017
ScienceWatch:
SCIENCE IS LOOKING VERY STUPID LATELY !

Scientists are grudgingly examining Emmanual TV as one of the most reliable sources of deeper insight into the existence of God as revealed by the mighty Jesus Christ.
I don't believe scientists would do that, that would be a disaster. Learning about God from a charlatan.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by OtemAtum: 6:03pm On Jul 13, 2017
urheme:
jackbizzle,

don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage grin

it is for this same reason that i was arrested.]
Urim(wishful thinking) Toh Badt Gan grin
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 8:06pm On Jul 13, 2017
felixomor:


Atheism isnt even qualified to be called fraud.
Its foolishness.


Yet the biggest tech companies that improve human lives are owned by atheists.

Yet doctors and scientists in developed countries are more likely to be atheists.

Studies upon studies for over a decade show that intelligent people are more likely to be atheists or irreligious.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by felixomor: 8:10pm On Jul 13, 2017
JackBizzle:



Yet the biggest tech companies that improve human lives are owned by atheists.


Yet doctors and scientists in developed countries are more likely to be atheists.

Studies upon studies for over a decade show that intelligent people are more likely to be atheists or irreligious.
Studies upon studies ke,
Please remind us the lions percentage of nobel winners are believers in God....... Mscheww

By the way,
You just made me remember the tears that flowed from you people and Seun the day Zuckerberg publicly denied atheism.........

Lmao grin

Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2017
felixomor:

Studies upon studies ke,
Please remind us the lions percentage of nobel winners are believers in God....... Mscheww

By the way,
You just made me remember the tears that flowed from you people and Seun the day Zuckerberg publicly denied atheism.........

Lmao grin


Why bro? Why so wicked? Why do you have to bring up that painful event? Do you think it was easy for us when Bishop Zuckerberg had to renounce the atheist faith?


I'm a more serious note, here is the study covering a research of 53 studies in religion and intelligence....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/religious-people-are-less-intelligent-than-atheists-according-to-analysis-of-scores-of-scientific-8758046.html




By the way All the big tech companies in China, Japan and Korea.....all countries with majority that are atheists.

Steve Jobs was an atheist. Bill Gates is a lapsed Christian....maybe agnostic. Zuckerberg is a.......
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by felixomor: 8:39pm On Jul 13, 2017
JackBizzle:



Why bro? Why so wicked? Why do you have to bring up that painful event? Do you think it was easy for us when Bishop Zuckerberg had to renounce the atheist faith?


I'm a more serious note, here is the study covering a research of 53 studies in religion and intelligence....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/religious-people-are-less-intelligent-than-atheists-according-to-analysis-of-scores-of-scientific-8758046.html




By the way All the big tech companies in China, Japan and Korea.....all countries with majority that are atheists.

Steve Jobs was an atheist. Bill Gates is a lapsed Christian....maybe agnostic. Zuckerberg is a.......

I will rather stick with my nobel winners than one tabloid article, put together by some desperate atheists.
And even legends like Isaac Newton, etc
Even top schools like Harvard, Yale, etc were all founded on Christianity,
Bros abeg leave that matter......


But Zuckerberg why..... cool

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 10:09pm On Jul 13, 2017
felixomor:


I will rather stick with my nobel winners than one tabloid article, put together by some desperate atheists.
And even legends like Isaac Newton, etc
Even top schools like Harvard, Yale, etc were all founded on Christianity,
Bros abeg leave that matter......


But Zuckerberg why..... cool

You mock a research analysing 53 studies on religion over a decade?

Thanks for showing that you lack sense.


Isaac Newton died before you were born. He was a product of his time.


Bro. Obama won the novel prize. Jews dominate the nobel prize. My guy, stop using inaccurate measures pulled out of kingebukasblogs azz.


Oga. You lack sense. A Christian has no standing to call atheists foolish.


Just read the news and see how your Christian brothers are eating grass and drinking pesticides for their pastors
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by felixomor: 10:20pm On Jul 13, 2017
JackBizzle:


You mock a research analysing 53 studies on religion over a decade?

Thanks for showing that you lack sense.


Isaac Newton died before you were born. He was a product of his time.


Bro. Obama won the novel prize. Jews dominate the nobel prize. My guy, stop using inaccurate measures pulled out of kingebukasblogs azz.


Oga. You lack sense. A Christian has no standing to call atheists foolish.


Just read the news and see how your Christian brothers are eating grass and drinking pesticides for their pastors



Its Jack the dunce
Again,

You can never mention one world class university that was founded by an atheist......
Impossible....
Why?
because atheism is synonymous with foolishness and ignorance....

That Foolishness is what you display day in day out, so much so you had to use a whole thread to learn the difference between "nature" and existence"
Even with google in front of you.

You dull sha!

Anyway, see what atheists like you who say life has no meaning
Are good at, below

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by ScienceWatch: 10:49pm On Jul 13, 2017
Martinez19:
I don't believe scientists would do that, that would be a disaster. Learning about God from a charlatan.
Scientists have previously been learning about GOD from ATHEISTS, but when their own studies revealed that ATHEISM is a mental disease, they recoiled in horror.

Therefore, your belief is unscientific Sir.
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 11:34pm On Jul 13, 2017
felixomor:


Its Jack the dunce
Again,

You can never mention one world class university that was founded by an atheist......
Impossible....
Why?
because atheism is synonymous with foolishness and ignorance....

That Foolishness is what you display day in day out, so much so you had to use a whole thread to learn the difference between "nature" and existence"
Even with google in front of you.

You dull sha!

Anyway, see what atheists like you who say life has no meaning
Are good at, below



Na so the thing pain you?

See how you just threw strawmen and insults! BETTER PAINMENT!!

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Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by felixomor: 11:44pm On Jul 13, 2017
JackBizzle:



[s]Na so the thing pain you?

See how you just threw strawmen and insults! BETTER PAINMENT!![/s]




JackBizzle:

..........................................

Thanks for showing that you lack sense.

....................


Oga. You lack sense. A Christian has no standing to call atheists foolish.

...................................



See the idiort above accusing someone of insults? cool
Mscheww
Hypocrisy dey your DNA
Re: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by JackBizzle: 4:37am On Jul 14, 2017
felixomor:






See the idiort above accusing someone of insults? cool
Mscheww
Hypocrisy dey your DNA



Oga, your post was senseless. Saying that you lack sense was nothing but the truth.

I put link to a study showing over 10 decades of different research showing that atheists tend to be more intelligent than religious people. You mocked it and went ahead with your inapplicable nobel prize to measure intelligence.


Then I also pointed out most tech companies were run by atheists. What did you do? You mentioned that Zuckerberg left atheism and mentioned Isaac Newton who died decades before you were born.

Did you even respond to the fact that a lot of Christians are dummies for their pastors? Eating grass and so on?

You even went to use a useless yard stick saying that all world class universities were founded by Christians. A hefty claim that is irrelevant given that most professors in American universities tend to be irreligious.


Oga. Enjoy your pain. Ehen you get sense, reply my arguments properly.

Pained guy.

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