collinometricx:
y u der put joan instead of juliet.... yungtemy come and answer mhi now now

lol.. Mistake Joan na past tense

xolocious:



Hmmmmmm... This one way Obaseki remember Una, hope nothing Xup abi Una don commit as usual?

after much anticipation, the gov. Didn't come. He must have gotten information that the students are ready to welcome him with ALUTA.

saintbillion:
Nobody even mentioned me while i away. Pls who is this yewande of a queen that everybody has been broadcasting her name. Is she a celeb or a...? yewandequeen

she's a celeb on Nairaland lol.

Boss. I hailo

YungTemy:

she's a celeb on Nairaland lol.

Boss. I hailo

yes she is.......specialist Iin heartbreaking

YungTemy:
she's a celeb on Nairaland lol.
Boss. I hailo

lol. Ok

Adesina12:


The one that is selling long blue dress like Mississippi old lady

lol i see

yungtemmy yu had d flow n we were following d flow with good vibes equally buh now u killing d flow mehn ,short updates n irregular updates ..pls dnt make most of ur readers lose interest ...great piece n ur an intelligent writer too tho im not sure this is wat ur studying at skul buh u gud at it mehn..

@yungtemmy .. ur story is very intrestin . kip it up bro... first time comment

YungTemy:
lol.. Mistake Joan na past tense

lolllllllllllllllll

[color=#990000][/color] u dey change ladies like changin password ba? diz iz d beginnin sef buh come update diz tin

micbreezy7:
No be lié Bros.....forgiveness na sin if u understand

blv! Ur head de dia ...ma blood.

I've refreshed this page over 30 times and there's no new update. Waytn Xup @ YungTemy

The way u are fallin for babes dis days make u knw go fall frm bike o

I'm so sorry for d sloppy update

''who this guy think say E be, he dey snatch strong man girl friend, you dey mad. See this small boy o'' said one of them, I could see anger written all over his face, as he was dramatically looking agile, I could tell, he was ready to murder someone.
''leave am, we never play am finish''
''Bastard... Small rat''.
I stood up from where I was punched in the stomach. looking around only to observe I was the only ''jew'' amongst them. I couldn't run away. Running, only would only result to more predicament ahead.
Lots of students and other innocent people have been led into their early graves all because of ''WOMAN''.
''wetin una want from me?'' I finally declared summoning a bit of courage within me. ''why una dey embarrass me like this na, this kind matter we fit resolve am, once and for all''.
There was an awkward silence for about 20 seconds before the bros, who thought had taken his girlfriend away from him final spoke out.
''look here.... You know who I be?.. I be Gadafi o and You be rat for where I dey. Afa, whenever I see a rat in my house, do you know what I do?... I actually wait for it to come out at night, I'd sit on the chair with a torch light waiting patiently for it. When everywhere Is quiet you'd see the little thing coming out, crawling out from it's hole, hunting for food. Na That time you go con see me in action... Hehe. I go make sure I murder the rat. I go skin am alive''.
I stood there silently praying to God to have mercy on me. I didn't want to die, I was way to young. My heart kept beating fast, as various thoughts began to flood through my brain. ''Wetin I go con tell God for heaven... Say I die because of woman. Choi! I don enter gobe. If I survive this one, I no toast any woman wey I see for road, even if she fine like rihanna.... Infact, I won't woo any woman again in my life. Lord please help me''
I was brought back into reality, when one them approached me, dipping his hands into my pocket. He seized my phone and wallet, thankfully there was less than a thousand naira in it. ''how far you, you no even get money. This your Samsung phone don go o, we go sell am give that aboki wey dey sell already used things'' he said ''and you gast drop like 30 bay (30k) or we go play you anyhow for here, we fit even kill you, you never can tell.''
I sensed that I've just be ''obtained'', it was obvious. I don enter one chance. I was still in my 2nd year and I've experienced the worst things anyone can ever think of imagining. I've been robbed, kidnapped and beaten, but still yet the almighty God always have a way of rescuing me from the shackles of the dark side of life, it's not that I'm holy. I'm just special.
Anyways, after much thinking and deliberation, I finally made a suggestion to call my brother who could assist me with some money. I had a plan, and I hope it works. They gave me ma phone, and I hurriedly dialed a friends number, and it was Makavelli's.
Makavelli: hello afa
Me: hey, brother how you dey na?
Makavelli: ehn.... Well, I dey o. How your side.
Me: boss, I dey for one joint like that near school. You fit assist me with small cash.
Makavelli: like amuch?
Me: like 50k. (I lied)
Makavelli: wetin you wan use that kind money do?
Me: bros, I just wan do one transaction like that.
Makavelli: chill, wait me.. I dey come make we align. No comot for the restaurant o.
Me: okay boss. (call ended)

after Making the impromptu call, I could see their faces filled with all smiles. They were all looking happy. ''you be correct guy... But next time, investigate your babe before you toast am... Infact no date any girl again just dey f*@k dey go, no trust any of them, them go put you for trouble''. Advises kept following from every direction like I was still a fresh man who had just gained admission into an higher institution.
After about 15mins, Makavelli came into the restaurant. He wore a all jeans shirt and trouser and a huge timberland shoe. He was looking huge and tall as usual. His eyes where red, it was obvious he was on drugs or marijuana.
Makavelli: I hailo (greeting the crowd of men)... Temy wetin dey xup?
Me: Bros, I don enter gobe o.. Abeg make una tell am wetin I do? (looking towards the direction of captures)
Gadafi: this idiot, thief my babe.
Makavelli: so na why you dey beat am... Temy he touch you?
Me: small

within a flash, Makavelli gave him a dirty slap, dragging him by the neck outside forcefully. I was shocked. The others stayed back, some retreated. I could here them saying ''so, his brother na strong, make we fall back o''.
Before I could say Jack Robinson the place way filled with Makavellis boys. They played Gadafi and other two where caught like thieves who had just stolen something from the market.
I later found out, Gadafi didn't belong to any fratanity, he was actually in his final year, he thought he could ride on a 200 level student but sadly he failed. If not for the intervention of Makavelli I could have been a boy to Gadafi.

xolocious:
I've refreshed this page over 30 times and there's no new update. Waytn Xup @ YungTemy

abeg... Make Una No vex. TGIF

YungTemy:

abeg... Make Una No vex. TGIF

yungtemy more up else I will give u dis. barney to woo noww

Good thinking temy,else wetin ur eye for see ehn,mouth no go fit talk am

Temy,oboy i de follow u bomber to bomba....we observe such things for school...

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I Being following up this, I would really say a big thank you to you and your post, it's really creative of you... Keep it up....

Gabbyraze:
Good thinking temy,else wetin ur eye for see ehn,mouth no go fit talk am

lol.. No be lie o

Damibiz:
Temy,oboy i de follow u bomber to bomba....we observe such things for school...

na God o.. And thanks alot.

Levy03:
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I Being following up this, I would really say a big thank you to you and your post, it's really creative of you... Keep it up....

thanks alot man. Preciate

YungTemy, nice one

And again Temy,u hv to pay Homage oh bcus Damibiz i$ the king of This Section......so that i will Jaz dis place with my #crew them...shai u undastand baaa ?

YungTemy:

na God o.. And thanks alot.

YungTemy where is Mississippi young old lady of ib?

Adesina12:
YungTemy where is Mississippi young old lady of ib?

Miss me?

Yewandequeen:


Miss me?

wow!!!!!

Can't blf you know yasef

Well I missed you dearly

Adesina12:


wow!!!!!

Can't blf you know yasef

Well I missed you dearly

Dtobs!!!

Yewandequeen:


Dtobs!!!

Yea baby...


I was told your Passport is ready for pick up!!!

Oya prepare as we hit Bahamas teal hard...

DTOBS:

Yea baby...


I was told your Passport is ready for pick up!!!

Oya prepare as we hit Bahamas teal hard...

OMG

Its a lie
Geez....am sweating with AC on....dtobs ure a darling and ure not like some yeye people that cant buy cup of garri for themselves lest take care of me and they call themselves yung..something (i didnt mention name oooo)

Baby please send the driver to come pick me with the G-Wagon i dont want the convertible this time around. Kisses

You are blessed Bro, its really rare to see a fellow AAU student on nairaland sharing his experience.

Yewandequeen:


OMG

Its a lie
Geez....am sweating with AC on....dtobs ure a darling and ure not like some yeye people that cant buy cup of garri for themselves lest take care of me and they call themselves yung..something (i didnt mention name oooo)

Baby please send the driver to come pick me with the G-Wagon i dont want the convertible this time around. Kisses

just observing. Dtobs so now you are a baby