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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by aadoiza: 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2020
geoworldedu:

You are a modafucker grin
grin grin grin

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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Nobody: 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2020
geoworldedu:
What have I done?

How can you say sperm of God or one guy on the thread saying dick of God do you know what you are saying i pray that God forgives you and you turn from doing such
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 7:34pm On Apr 21, 2020
Lawren76:


How can you say sperm of God or one guy on the thread saying dick of God do you know what you are saying i pray that God forgives you and you turn from doing such
I have seen God's sperm and dicck on several occasions. His sperm is of great quality.
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Afosstyle: 7:44pm On Apr 21, 2020
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 8:10pm On Apr 21, 2020
Afosstyle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_Fb0ETCMg
Ha! These people can't bury God, that I'm very sure of. If God died today, he will be buried by heavenly undertaker's, not earthly ones.
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by ThinkFreely: 8:22pm On Apr 21, 2020
Buliwyf:
Dude grow up. This is childish. It wasn't funny when you started. It still isn't funny now. Makes you look very bad actually.
Actually it’s funny

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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 7:22am On Apr 22, 2020
ThinkFreely:
Actually it’s funny
Thank you my brother. Buliwyf has refused to enjoy the fun while it lasted. If we make fun of Jehovah's penis, it is not far-fetched, because Jehovah also made fun of the penis of the Philistines when David cut off 200 joysticks of innocent Philistines in the Bible. grin

Eye for an eye
Tooth for a tooth
Penis for a penis grin

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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 7:50am On Apr 22, 2020
geoworldedu:
Thank you my brother. Buliwyf has refused to enjoy the fun while it lasted. If we make fun of Jehovah's penis, it is not far-fetched, because Jehovah also made fun of the penis of the Philistines when David cut off 200 joysticks of innocent Philistines in the Bible. grin

Eye for an eye
Tooth for a tooth
Penis for a penis grin

Look me I don't have a problem with you catching fun. I still repeat that I don't find it funny. But even when you want to catch fun one thread at a time is good. But when I log in to religious section on Nairaland and see 5-10 penis threads, that's just overdoing it and making everybody look bad.

So you can keep having your fun. But I will keep telling you and ThinkFreely that it's childish. It diminishes the quality of conversations we are having here and reduces us all to some bunch of puerile kids.

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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by arantess: 11:37am On Apr 22, 2020
geoworldedu:
Come and fetch the holy sperm of God. The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob has opened his sperm like a tap. Come and fetch the sperm and cure the world with it.

My hope is built on nothing else than Jesus dicck and righteous mess.
I cannot suck his dicck alone but call on all my friends and foe.

On Christ God's solid dicck I stand, all other diccks are stinking bad, all other diccks are stinking bad (Song by Yahwehpenis) grin

(Remixing YahwehPenis track)
There shall be showers of cum shot. This is from promiscuous God. There shall be season refreshing, sent from the thick dick above. Showers of cum shot, showers of cum shot we lick. Curing all cases of Covid and healing the world covidwise
this is distasteful bro, retrace your steps
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 2:20pm On Apr 22, 2020
arantess:

this is distasteful bro, retrace your steps
to where?
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 2:22pm On Apr 22, 2020
Buliwyf:


Look me I don't have a problem with you catching fun. I still repeat that I don't find it funny. But even when you want to catch fun one thread at a time is good. But when I log in to religious section on Nairaland and see 5-10 penis threads, that's just overdoing it and making everybody look bad.

So you can keep having your fun. But I will keep telling you and ThinkFreely that it's childish. It diminishes the quality of conversations we are having here and reduces us all to some bunch of puerile kids.

How about ten threads per day? Since nairaland forum is not complaining, I don't see any problem with that.
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 11:16am On Apr 23, 2020
Go and fetch the sperm of God. It's the vaccine for aunty Coro
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 8:39pm On Apr 24, 2020
grin grin grin
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Perfectbeing(m): 11:05pm On Apr 24, 2020
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound.
The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace..
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:59pm On Apr 26, 2020
Perfectbeing:
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound.

The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace..
undecided
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 9:05am On Sep 14, 2020
Maximus69
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Nobody: 10:51am On Sep 14, 2020
geoworldedu:

Maximus69

It's high time you start realizing that intelligence belongs to some people who are connected to the person you don't know! smiley

Notice what i said on the other thread

"he (Geoworldedu) will be after me now for revealing the truth to his face"

It's not a joke my guy, intelligence has been given to a special group and i (Maximus69) am a member of that unique group.

But we don't chat with people that depression has made them radical!

So if you want to chat with me, ask intelligent questions and i'll be obliged to discuss with you! smiley
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:20pm On Sep 14, 2020
Maximus69:


It's high time you start realizing that intelligence belongs to some people who are connected to the person you don't know! smiley

Notice what i said on the other thread

"he (Geoworldedu) will be after me now for revealing the truth to his face"

It's not a joke my guy, intelligence has been given to a special group and i (Maximus69) am a member of that unique group.

But we don't chat with people that depression has made them radical!

So if you want to chat with me, ask intelligent questions and i'll be obliged to discuss with you! smiley

You just want to feel important but I don't share my important time with unimportant person like you. Go and play in the rain biko cheesy
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Nobody: 12:36pm On Sep 14, 2020
geoworldedu:
You just want to feel important but I don't share my important time with unimportant person like you. Go and play in the rain biko cheesy

Unimportant yet you've been mentioning my name even when i never intended to chat with you!

Hmmmmmmmmmm perhaps you need to go back and ask your Professors in ATHEISM the significance of the word "important" wink
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 4:49am On Sep 16, 2020
Maximus69:


Unimportant yet you've been mentioning my name even when i never intended to chat with you!

Hmmmmmmmmmm perhaps you need to go back and ask your Professors in ATHEISM the significance of the word "important" wink
But you refer to me in your post, didn't you? undecided

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