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Who Is A Child Of God? by Soocool1(m): 2:12pm On Jul 26, 2012
A man with an Ak 47 ran to a church & pointed d gun at d congregation
demanding "who is a child of God here, let me send him 2 heaven? D
congregation remained silent and he released one of d bullet on d roof.The
congregation shouted "Its d pastor, he always says that he is a child of
God" D pastor replied "what kind of conspiracy is this?" Everyone here knows that i am
the son of Philip & d grandson of Okeke Omigbo

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Re: Who Is A Child Of God? by BUSHYANUS(m): 7:28am On Jul 27, 2012
hehe grin
Re: Who Is A Child Of God? by anapaig(m): 8:20am On Jul 27, 2012
Who wan die
Re: Who Is A Child Of God? by mikerob116(m): 9:46am On Jul 27, 2012
Nice one
Every man want to go to heaven, nobody want to die, why? lol...

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