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Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by legendsilver(m): 10:50am On Jul 28, 2012 |
nigerian god is always blessin d corrupt wans wit more wisdom on hw 2 embezzle our national wealth while d faithful laments in acute poverty. D nigeria god helps students dat depend solely on exam malpractise to graduate wit first n 2nd class while dos dat read al tym graduate wit 3rd clasr nd pass. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Agimor(m): 11:09am On Jul 28, 2012 |
And who is the Nigerian God?is it differ from the i am that i am,the beginning and the end,the alpha and the omega,the lion of judia.better be careful with things that ought to do with God.for God cannot be mocked. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by fredoooooo: 11:10am On Jul 28, 2012 |
akpu nku: thank you bro 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by hrhobi1(m): 11:15am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Nigerian god na im 19 guys dey pray too make maga pay . |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by yommy2sure(m): 11:24am On Jul 28, 2012 |
This same nigerian god condemns alcohol and smoking yet his servants/children that seek employment apply to where these stuffs are made (guiness, nig breweries, batc) and still pray to Him for favours to get the job. So hypocritical! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by LordBabs(m): 11:27am On Jul 28, 2012 |
I hereby move a motion of vote-of-no-confidence on the nigerian god! 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by tchaik(m): 11:45am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Lord Babs: Does God exist? SOMETHING SHAA EXISTS; CALL HIM ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, BUDHA, AMADIOHA, OLUWA, NATURE, DIVINE INTELLIGENCE, ULTIMATE BEING, COSMIC ETC (SORRY IF I FORGOT TO MENTION YOUR OWN) I DON'T CARE D NOMENCLETURE ONE USES, SOMETHING IS THERE, IT WORKS, AND ITS REAL! ND: FEEL FREE TO QUOTE ME 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Peterpan1(m): 11:47am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Editor,is dis a joke or is it real,if it is a joke weldone,if it is real,may God forgive u. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Patsey: 11:57am On Jul 28, 2012 |
tchaik: SOMETHING SHAA EXISTS; CALL HIM ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, BUDHA, AMADIOHA, OLUWA, NATURE, DIVINE INTELLIGENCE, ULTIMATE BEING, COSMIC ETC (SORRY IF I FORGOT TO MENTION YOUR OWN) I DON'T CARE D NOMENCLETURE ONE USES, SOMETHING IS THERE, IT WORKS, AND ITS REAL! ND: FEEL FREE TO QUOTE ME You seem to be missing the point. Is that something that exists (ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, etc) compatible or incompatible with all manners of sleaze? |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by economia: 12:01pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
ifihearam:we have found one worshiper of the god. 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by lafuria1(m): 12:10pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
D post is quite offensive but do understand d message. Nigerians are good in usin religion to justify dia actions. We they comit evil they use religion to justify it wic make them not to regret or feel remorse about it. D prblm isnt with God but Us. God has laid wat is good and bad in clear terms, but selfish desire of us manipulate it and use God as an excuse. 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by economia: 12:11pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Agimor: And who is the Nigerian God?is it differ from the i am that i am,the beginning and the end,the alpha and the omega,the lion of judia.better be careful with things that ought to do with God.for God cannot be mocked.here is another worshiper of the god who is mistaken the god to Great God of the Bible. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by tchaik(m): 12:14pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
dekung: You are not sure? And u made a comment? Did u read d article at all? So it is true that nlanders don't read before commenting! SMH!! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by oladayo042: 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Its such a beautiful piece that mirrors the present decay in Nigeria. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by mu2sa2: 12:17pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
I am afraid for u for making such damning statements. Ar u not afraid of being accused of atheism or men of Nigerian god launching spiritual warefare against u? fredoooooo: When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Now b4 i start i am a christian, i believe God exists and he is so alife. @post its funny how people has reduced God to a joker... I do understand what u ar saying and its so pathetic that ppl carry out attrocities and claim God made it succesful. Like all dis boko guys after each attack wil claim Allah gave them victory over d ''ARNE'S''. God will judge all of d hypocrites |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by mu2sa2: 12:30pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
nne3870: Now b4 i start i am a christian, i believe God exists and he is so alife. @post its funny how people has reduced God to a joker... I do understand what u ar saying and its so pathetic that ppl carry out attrocities and claim God made it succesful. Like all dis boko guys after each attack wil claim Allah gave them victory over d ''ARNE'S''. God will judge all of d hypocritesBoko haram ar not the only culprits. As a Christian u sure know "men of God" who do nothing on Sundays except money collection in d "house of God". No wonder the Oga pata-pata of them has amassed stupendous fortune for himself and can arrogantly label poor girls as witches & launch violence on them with satanic boasts. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Dhelake: 12:30pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
LoveKing: What about the nigerian allah?hez less talked about |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by akpunku1: 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
fredoooooo: much welcomed |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by raystanley(m): 12:34pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
fredoooooo: When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.VERY INTELLIGENT ARTICLE!!! WORLD WILD BEST SELLER. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by akpunku1: 12:36pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
tchaik: GBAM! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by raystanley(m): 12:47pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
SMH!!! NIGERIAN GOD MEDIOCRITY. NIGERIANS WITH LAME MENTALITY AND A VERY LOW INTELLIGENT QUOTIENT. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by nagoma(m): 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
alaoeri: The way ωε perceive our religion ideologies really constitute part of our problem & where the problems lies is nigerians ain't expose to see the way & manner in which the religions are even practices where they are imported from. Thank you Sir. At least one person understands the importance and relevance of this satirical piece of writing. I thank Fredoooooooo for posting it on NL. some have already started complaining , I am sure the writer is referring to the generic nigerian God not just your own brand - they are all the same with only minor differences as long as Nigerians are the worshippers. ( fredoooooooooo , too many oooo in your name , forgive me if I don't get the number right - God has not given me the expertise in counting zeros) |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by In4MATIC1: 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Patsey: i believe his answer is in response to the fellow who asked the age old question of the existence of the SUPREME. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by gRutiE(f): 12:54pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
fredoooo for God to b silent does nt mean he is asleep and besides xtains dnt kill others cos we dnt beliv in violence rather u shud b saying of aLLah nd muhammed that beliv in fighting for their God. Bewarn |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Depends on what you think God is.....if you ask me. God isnt "interested" in how you live or actions you take. "They" have better things to do than monitor how you survive in "their" creation. |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
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Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
apocalypse:Apocalypse, I am not kidding and Yes, I read the Bible and its written in Genesis thus: 'And God said, let "us" make man in "our" own image.....' Let me know if you want to delve into this more.... 1 Like |
Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Jephyard(m): 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Thanks for posting the writeup in nl. I ve known for a long time that our god we serve in this part of this world is different from every other god in the world, Nigerian god, it high time we find a befitting name for this god. |
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