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Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 5:10pm On Jul 28, 2012
23 Okada Street,
Bomb Quarters,
Nigeria.
29th July, 2012.
Dear Sir,
Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company.
I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012.
I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State.
Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous.
Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends.
I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad.
Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.

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Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2012
I wish i could lie u flat and beat d hell out of you! Rubbish...... undecided
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 5:50pm On Jul 28, 2012
Nt everyone have the ability to read and comprehend, nt ur fault!
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by 234GT(m): 7:00pm On Jul 28, 2012
Nice joke
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2012
booqee: I wish i could lie u flat and beat d hell out of you! Rubbish...... undecided
wots wit d lying him flat .
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2012
op's grad pics
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:08pm On Jul 28, 2012
op's graduation picture

Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2012
Dat pic wan kill me wit laff
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:37pm On Jul 28, 2012
Em-my:
Dat pic wan kill me wit laff
me too man.. I hope u get d job.
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Lordlexy: 8:44pm On Jul 28, 2012
Em-my:
23 Okada Street,
Bomb Quarters,
Nigeria.
29th July, 2012.
Dear Sir,
Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company.
I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012.
I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State.
Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous.
Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends.
I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad.
Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.
cheesy
Em-my:
23 Okada Street,
Bomb Quarters,
Nigeria.
29th July, 2012.
Dear Sir,
Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company.
I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012.
I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State.
Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous.
Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends.
I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad.
Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Temismith(f): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2012
Dis is a product of an idle mind.
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 1:03am On Jul 29, 2012
Dygeasy: me too man.. I hope u get d job.
nt actually me who was seekin 4 d job bt temismith
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by toygod2: 1:43am On Jul 29, 2012
Receive ur employment letter IJN. grin
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 4:28am On Jul 29, 2012
Em-my:

nt actually me who was seekin 4 d job bt temismith
whoa! Temmysmith? @OP yawa dey sit yanga dey invite am.. I sorry 4 una
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dhelake: 7:20am On Jul 29, 2012
9ice one
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by greedie1(f): 12:28pm On Jul 29, 2012
Nice joke!!
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Murphy7h4: 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2012
BUMPS

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