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| What Does The Priest Give? by ojd(m): 1:40am On Apr 07, 2006 |
A preist is in the middle of confession when a man bursts in yelling, "Father, Father! There's been a terrible accident out front and we need you to help console the people." Father replies, "But son I'm in the middle of confession, if you can take over for me I'll go." Reluctantly the man agrees after getting a list of sins and their corresponding pennance. The first person he encounters says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 3 months since my last confession, and I have stolen." After finding stealing on the list the young man instructs him to say three hail marys and light 2 candles. A woman enters next and says, "forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 6 months since my last confession, and I have commited MouthAction." After a slight chuckle the man checks the list and tells her to say 1 hail mary, 3 our fathers and light 4 candles. Another man enters and says, "forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 1 month since my last confession, and I have had anal sex." The man starts looking over the list, page 1, page 2, page 3, but nowhere does it mention anal sex. So he sticks his head out of the booth and asks the nearsest altar boy, "Whats the Father give for anal sex?" The altar boy replies, "Two cookies and a glass of milk." |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by diddy4(m): 2:19am On Apr 07, 2006 |
oh sh*t, the father does what!!!!! nice one  |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by hotangel2(f): 3:55am On Apr 07, 2006 |
 Holy shiit. |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by micklplus(m): 8:18am On Apr 07, 2006 |
:d |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by Oracle(m): 1:53am On Apr 10, 2006 |
DAMN |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by sholashola: 4:44pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
hmmmmmmmm |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by saucekid(m): 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
damnation to you |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by topeteadr(m): 7:34pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
****  damn good***** |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by ndumart: 8:50am On Dec 24, 2007 |
@poster na u talk am oh |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by Millena(m): 10:30am On Dec 26, 2007 |
na waa oo! |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by topeteadr(m): 11:29am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Lol. |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by tysolo(m): 11:22am On Dec 27, 2007 |
Nice one  |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
lawdiee hes gay! |
| Re: What Does The Priest Give? by ThugLife1(m): 2:25pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
Gay Father |
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