IF TWO LAWYERS WROTE LOVE
LETTERS IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the
17th of August 2001.
With reference to the meeting held between us
on the 17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I
would like to present myself as a prospective
lover. Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of no less than three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous relationship training
and relationship appraisal schemes leading up
to promotion from lover to spouse. The
expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might take up a larger share
of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days
of receiving this letter, failing which, this
offer would be canceled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I
would be happy, if you could forward this
letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE
LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am
pleased to inform you that I hope to accept
your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there
are certain conditions of acceptance.
Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.
However, please enlighten me as to your
retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.
I also need to be assured that there is
sufficient security with regards to this
commitment. If there is any chance at all of
retrenchment or consequent disinterest on
your part, then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure
you will agree that an expense account should
be arranged for my access in light of the
'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition,
housing and transport allowances should be in
order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in
order.
Please also note that there should be no
moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.
If you are still interested in the relationship,
please reply on an urgent basis as other
prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily
employed.
Yours perhaps, Samantha!

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I am a lawyer and I must say I found it very amusing ipso facto. Although it lacked archaic and latin words which would have made it imcommodious for hoi polloi to comprehend. The ab ovo was good, the dated facet of it. NICE, I love it.

^You say?

djeezy: I am a lawyer and I must say I found it very amusing ipso facto. Although it lacked archaic and latin words which would have made it imcommodious for hoi polloi to comprehend. The ab ovo was good, the dated facet of it. NICE, I love it.

Were u typing in Romanus obonatus?

ID... Obo ke?. Ah! Obonatus? Ok o. ID & Freecocoa, Slimyem don free me. I guess she listened 2 some voices... ***spiritual exercise started on her matter***. Lord help me.

Im searching.......

richarts: ID... Obo ke?. Ah! Obonatus? Ok o. ID & Freecocoa, Slimyem don free me. I guess she listened 2 some voices... ***spiritual exercise started on her matter***. Lord help me.

Im searching.......

Like we didn't warn you in the first place.

Sorry o,hopefully you'll find.

richarts: ID... Obo ke?. Ah! Obonatus? Ok o. ID & Freecocoa, Slimyem don free me. I guess she listened 2 some voices... ***spiritual exercise started on her matter***. Lord help me.

Im searching.......

Lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!

We warned u na!

Ndo!

Idowuogbo:
Were u typing in Romanus obonatus?

I don't understand you. What do you mean?

djeezy: I don't understand you. What do you mean?

How can you not understand her? she's a lawyer too na and she typed in the usual "my learned colleague" jargon.

Abi you never enter BAR? Ebi like say you still dey parambulate for the domot.

djeezy: I am a lawyer and I must say I found it very amusing ipso facto. Although it lacked archaic and latin words which would have made it imcommodious for hoi polloi to comprehend. The ab ovo was good, the dated facet of it. NICE, I love it.

Pardon?

freecocoa: How can you not understand her? she's a lawyer too na and she typed in the usual "my learned colleague" jargon.

Abi you never enter BAR? Ebi like say you still dey parambulate for the domot.

Impersonation and false pretense.

cindyrella:
Pardon?

who are you pls? Kindly answer. Thank you.

freecocoa: How can you not understand her? she's a lawyer too na and she typed in the usual "my learned colleague" jargon.

Abi you never enter BAR? Ebi like say you still dey parambulate for the domot.

stop defending her now, she clearly said rom_ANUS, OBO_natus

KINGwax: stop defending her now, she clearly said rom_ANUS, OBO_natus

Lmfaoooooooooooo!

U don craze walai

djeezy: I don't understand you. What do you mean?

Come on! Bisect d compramandus to see d acute nomandus.Anyways...am off to compose a pre-action protocol letter.

U mean me? Are you talking 2 me? Please elucidate in minor terms, thank u.

djeezy: I am a lawyer and I must say I found it very amusing ipso facto. Although it lacked archaic and latin words which would have made it imcommodious for hoi polloi to comprehend. The ab ovo was good, the dated facet of it. NICE, I love it.

Are you in any way related to honorable Patrick Obahiagbon?

9ce one. It got me laughing even though i dont understand the language.

Plz,this shud be in joke section

Idowuogbo:
Come on! Bisect d compramandus to see d acute nomandus.Anyways...am off to compose a pre-action protocol letter.

Hmmmm! Really?

Tinkybabe:

Are you in any way related to honorable Patrick Obahiagbon?

No, am not related to him. Law has a legal language and I want you to know that a lawyer will always speak that way.

Ya all are crazy I swear!

djeezy: who are you pls? Kindly answer. Thank you.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!

djeezy: Hmmmm! Really?

Yes really!

Idowuogbo:
Come on! Bisect d compramandus to see d acute nomandus.Anyways...am off to compose a pre-action protocol letter.

lwkmd...badosky u wan discombobulate dis excrembre...im no no say lawyer pass lawyer..oya take enta camFRiDGE english mek im no say u too go sch o jare