I came across this article online and decided to share it for being a classic. Hope you enjoy the read.


The Come Over And Chill Girl:

If you see a commercial for Olive Garden and tweet, “I wish someone would take me out to eat” yet you have a “friend”, you’re losing. The “friend” you’ve been fucking on and off for months should be taking you out to eat, not the strangers on your timeline. If a nigga hasn’t treated you to the movies since Takencame out, you’re losing. Liam Nesson’s found time to do ten movies since Taken; you couldn’t find one guy who liked you enough to pay 3D non-matinee prices? Why the Bleep are you settling for date night at a bum nigga’s crib that consists of hard dick, reheated chipotle, and a bootleg Kevin Hart DVD? It blows my mind how women get caught up with a user, let him put all kinds of mileage on her pussy, and never see the inside of his car during the daytime. Time and Energy! He’s investing time to talk a good game and get you open enough to come over, but where’s the energy? The hardest part of relationships for lazy men isn’t talking on the phone and playing the “I really like you” game, it’s leaving his comfort zone to go out. Finding something to wear, gassing the car up, thinking of somewhere to take her, missing his NBA2K online league—is that really work? Niggas do not want to be bothered with taking a girl out, its energy they would rather spend doing shit they actually want to do. Some Trailblazer had a genius idea years ago, he came up with the concept of “come over and chill” which is Latin for “You’re not worth the effort so come over, sit on the edge of my bed, watch Netflix, and drink this Peach Ciroc until you’re tipsy enough to let me finger you“. Delivery pussy– brilliant!

Women actually fell for this come over and chill bullshit because for those ladies thirsty for love it’s better to sit on the edge of a new guy’s bed and get molested than to sit on the edge of your own bed and Facebook stalk your Ex. Just because going over to chill is something to do, doesn’t mean it’s something you should do. Ask to go on date, better yet, steal a little bit of confidence from the Hoes and TELL him you want to go on a date. Stop being happy just to have a man like you! Not only is he supposed to like you he is supposed to worship you. Your charisma should be so fucking electrifying that any guy who is privileged enough to go out on a date with you should be going out to buy new clothes, getting his car waxed, and scouring Yelp for the most romantic places he could take you on a first date. Getting a bad chick to say “yes” to a date should be like winning the lottery, don’t let him take you for granted as if you’re just another bitch. You are the Queen of Sparta, owner of a 24-karat pussy that these peasants aren’t even worthy to smell. Show confidence, and you will always be treated like quality!


Remember you’re a lady not a Hoe, so it’s not about getting shit out of him except time and energy. He doesn’t have to drop a lot of money on the date to show you he values you, it’s the effort he’s putting in, not the star rating on the restaurant that’s most important.

Furthermore, don’t accept his excuses; if he wants a woman of your stature then he’ll sacrifice time to make it happen. Stop letting these ordinary ass niggas tell you how busy they are. Mark Zuckerberg is busy, Barack Obama is busy, but they found time to take the women that would later become their wives out on real dates. He had time to come pick you up, take you back to his crib, and spend two hours trying to Bleep, then he had time to take you out on a real date. Demand respect, know your value, and Bleep going over to chill.

Op
Sorry waz sleep while reading ur history,

Will read it 2morrow morning when I wake up,

Then post comment sunday 9nite.

Gud nite

Just reader it now,
2morrow I Will post my comment
Till sunday.

Op, i'll check by this time next year to see if its still here to read. TOO LONG.

Liked it, sound advice.

Your charisma should be so bleeping electrifying that any guy who is privileged enough to go out on a date with you should be going out to buy new clothes, getting his car waxed, and scouring Yelp for the most romantic places he could take you on a first date. Getting a bad chick to say “yes” to a date should be like winning the lottery, don’t let him take you for granted as if you’re just another NaughtyWoman. You are the Queen of Sparta, owner of a 24-karat Kitty that these peasants aren’t even worthy to smell.

This has got to be the most useless pile of words ever typed on a keyboard since the computer was invented. Any mgbeke that heeds 'advice' and adopts this mindset would remain on the dusty shelf for the rest of her miserable life.