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Naija Got Plenty Talents by toygod2: 2:43am On Aug 05, 2012
Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish. See olympics go swim, ZERO medal.

Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing at the olympics, ZERO medal.

Igbo man will run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko. See long distance running at the olympic, ZERO medal.

Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100meters race at Olympics, ZERO medal.

Yoruba man will remove clothe, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the olympics, Zero medal

Worlarhii, I LIE?
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by Thankme(f): 10:09pm On Aug 10, 2012
Funny,abi u don lie ni. I wonda werin apn to dox tribes listd undecided undecided
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by toygod2: 2:28am On Aug 11, 2012
hahahaha
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by toygod2: 2:10am On Aug 12, 2012
ANODA ONE IN NAIJA

A frustrated principal said to his students on a monday morning at the assembly ground; Since the Genesis of this term, some students have been Exodusing home early and i will use my Levitical power to Deuteronomise their Numbers. To do this, i have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges, Ruth and Samuel as Kings. To chronicle the event is Ezra. Nehemiah and Esther will complete the Job and they shall all sing in Psalms and speak in Proverbs.
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by 234GT(m): 4:12pm On Aug 12, 2012
Nice one!
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by larride(m): 4:53pm On Aug 12, 2012
You try small embarassed
Re: Naija Got Plenty Talents by Agybabe(f): 5:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
The second post by the OP was and is a good one. Keep it up. #Quitefunny# smiley

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