A Hawaiian and a Yoruba, in a language structure class, were asked to construct a sentence that contained the following words:
Green
Pink and
Yellow
The Hawaiian wrote:
"Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look up at the yellow sun."
The Yoruba wrote:
"Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I pink it up and say Yellow yellow

lol, dats so funny.

That's just wrong.

thick thick shallow

green green green . . . yellow?

ohh come on thats funny

woooooooooooow

lol

:d :d :d

Thats real funny

nice but this has been an old joke when mtn first started.

@ na2day
so?

@surugede
u sed almost d same thing on d last post i read so. . . .

@migines
so?

@surugede
SO?

Children Children stop arguing

appreciate the Joke

@ shameless
You are shameless shaming us Yorubas like that is it our fault that the sound of the words are almost the same. Blame the English not us

yes mom but na surugede dey find trouble. i tried to blame the Englishmen but dem reject the blame, na wetin remain to do now?

ioday:

Children Children stop arguing

appreciate the Joke

@ shameless
You are shameless shaming us Yorubas like that is it our fault that the sound of the words are almost the same. Blame the English not us

wow that's so funny

wow that's so funny

Mommy we wunt argue again but pls warn surugede if not i wunt play with hm agaim.


Phhhr

na bc this your children will never mind dia biz, ok u were talking to auntee "shamless" about shamlessly shameing the yourubas and then your hopless son wey say e name na na2day (na2day?) jumped into it as of u were talking to him, na so i dey talk to na2day, millipede sorry Migines come jump into am, who invite em mouth for the matter, (so?)
well i promise to behave myself but don't forget to buy me that guguru ati ekpa wey u promise me oooo

@surugede
l.O.l

na who u dey call hopeless son? back to sender! mummy hold me ooo, hold me oooo b4 i give this surugede a slap offering.

surugede:

na bc this your children will never mind dia biz, ok u were talking to auntee "shamless" about shamlessly shameing the yourubas and then your hopless son wey say e name na na2day (na2day?) jumped into it as of u were talking to him, na so i dey talk to na2day, millipede sorry Migines come jump into am, who invite em mouth for the matter, (so?)
well i promise to behave myself but don't forget to buy me that guguru ati ekpa wey u promise me oooo

lol, funny

heyyy how did i mis out on this fun anyway starting from the post to the last replies got me chuckling and lafn all tru

and the igbos: read this conversation btwn a mother and daugther

mother: chichi
dagther: yes mum
mother: am off to the markret, wat do u want me buy for u
daughter: buy me a brack bla flom the markret, with tiwee gleen buckret

now who took my one naiela

Alphie can i have the LED pant u borrowed this morn

@na2day?
"who said ur hopeless?" well mum dd when she was comparing u to Daddy clemcykul. He says that among all her children, you are the only one she is sure belongs to Dad clemcykul, thats is bc u r as hopless as he is. ( i wonder where the rest of us came from, All i know is that I am not a bastard, even if I am, i am glad mum is unsure if my dad is a hopless 1, better dont kno ur dad dan know he is hopless 1.)

@surugede
so u think clemcycle is a guy, damn(dats fantasy). ur dad is a she.

@surugede

u see how hopeless ur imagination bi? u don land urself for double hopelessness. now mummy go dey ashame of u knowing that u still never know the difference from man and woman, at least me knw that one

Migines:

@surugede
so u think clemcycle is a guy, damn(that is fantasy). your dad is a she.

@ na2day?  and Migines 
na wonder mum said your as hopless as your "dad" so your dad(not my dad, at least mum said that) is a "she". no wonder.A product of 2 "shes" must indeed hopless.

that God mum told me in confidence that she really do not know who my dad is. hurts to know you're a bastard    but i think i hurts more to know find out that your dad is a she 


Mum so your husband na woman, ha i don dey fear you ooo. Infact is I am now, i am already considering  d i s- mothering  you

shameless and hopeless son, you're this-mothering mummy in the public? can't she marry who she wants? dad was a he until your birth he became a she, na u we dey blame, fo the poorman/woman terrible state of confusion. the reason y mum told u she didnt knw your dad was because he transformed after your birth, the guy take one look at your face just vex go change hin , hood to the other , hood thereby he became a she; hin say no bi him go bring another of your kind come this world again. so u never really talk wetin u bi, the iyalawo still dey investigate your case.

@surugede
so dis is ur lame excuse 4 not knwing gender diff even by contxt(how sad)
well i sudnt av xpektd much 4rm sm1 hus only knwn english words are "shameless"nd"hopeless" i guess i overestimated u.