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Patience Jonathan Publishes Her First Book Titled "Brighter Grammar For All" by bingbagbo(m): 10:07pm On Aug 12, 2012
Akrika had heard a lot about pastor Okon and his "SATAN DON MESS INT CHURCH".
So he went to the church one sunday morning.
The moment Pastor Okon spotted Akrika, he screamed "hey, man come here!"
So Akrika left the last seat and went to the pastor.Pastor Okon further said "now listen my brother, witches have turned your head into a vultures head spiritually, and you need to sow a seed before i change it back to your usual head"
Akrika replied "Pastor abeg i no bring any seed ooo, i no be farmer na. . "
Pastor Okon interrupted "fool!, i mean money!, money!!"
"alright pastor, na only 150naira i get" Akrika replied
pastor Okon in anger yelled"Fool, last time a young man came with a dog head and he paid 3000naira. .. 3000 naira!!..and u with a vulture head is paying whaaaat??. . .mtcheew.. .next!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Patience Jonathan Publishes Her First Book Titled "Brighter Grammar For All" by Acidosis(m): 10:37pm On Aug 12, 2012
Young man, what has gone wrong with you?
Re: Patience Jonathan Publishes Her First Book Titled "Brighter Grammar For All" by Lagusta(m): 10:39pm On Aug 12, 2012
That is a very handsome dude there..... That looks like the toilet keeper in bin gbagbo's memorial public toilet.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Publishes Her First Book Titled "Brighter Grammar For All" by bingbagbo(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2012
Acidosis: Young man, what has gone with you?


google it!! kenkey!! angry

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