A friend of mine send this to me on bbm so felt like sharing it. Enjoy

EFFIZY CHURCH OF ALL NATIONS

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1Cor. 13:13.

MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13 - "Now these three things abide...."

PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?

MEMBER: Er - Samsung Galaxy tablet, Pastor.

PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive. Yes, my dear sister Agatha please.
[Sis Agatha reads]............... ..............

[After sermon]
PASTOR: Brethren, it's time for our tithes and offerings.

SENIOR USHER: Brethren, we shall be having two queues. Join the Adoration queue, led by Sis Ebele, if you wish to use the POS. Or the Anointing queue, ably led by Bro Emma, if you need to use the ATM. Blessed are those who wish to make online transfers, for they shall remain seated and use their devices.

PASTOR: Let us pray, committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God. Come on brethren. Chat in the name of
Jesus...!

[Members start to WhatsApp. An immature member is only tweeting, her friend quickly takes her phone from her and downloads WhatsApp onto it for
her]

[Announcement]
SECRETARY: This week's cell meetings shall hold on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out.
Thursday's bible teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please remain signed in.
You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
New members shld fill their membership forms on www.effizychurchofallnations.org.
[Closing]
PASTOR: Brethren, let us offer one another a sign of peace by exchanging our BB pins......

ASHAWO CHURCH!

collins123: ASHAWO CHURCH!

@OP, am sure dts ur church

bunmioguns: @OP, am sure dts ur church

Yes now, na big man church no be for your type

larride:


Yes now, na big man church no be for your type

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.no wonder, na ur pastor dey teach how to bleep inside toilet

bunmioguns:
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.no wonder, na ur pastor dey teach how to bleep inside toilet

What the hell are you talking about? What is bleep?

larride:

What the hell are you talking about? What is bleep?

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.bleep means to carry ur tiny kpekus put for inside wide kitty like dt of bigvagina. . . are u satisfied

bunmioguns:
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.bleep means to carry ur tiny kpekus put for inside wide kitty like dt of bigvagina. . . are u satisfied

What is wide kitty, are you high or something? poor ogunbunmi