A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

LMAO. . . oh lawdy  nice one there

toyinrayo:

LMAO. . . oh lawdy nice one there

Yea baby
how u doing?

Thug Life:

Yea baby
how u doing?

lol. . .getting the christmas spirit on.
and if i may ask. . .where is thuz's mansion? i've googled it and even checked my atlas, but location not found ^{lol, just joking with you}

toyinrayo:

lol. . .getting the christmas spirit on.
and if i may ask. . .where is thuz's mansion? i've googled it and even checked my atlas, but location not found ^{lol, just joking with you}

hehhehehehehehehe
How do you want to spend your xmas,not feeling sleepy here,reading some articles and posting some interesting jokes

Thug Life:

hehhehehehehehehe
How do you want to spend your xmas,not feeling sleepy here,reading some articles and posting some interesting jokes

well, was going to go visit my cuz in london. . .but my mom decided it'll be best if i spend christmas with her. so am at home now. with the best of people, my mummmmmy. . .lol.

and nice jokes . . . unlike the stale, useless ones ADICK post. like me, i don't have intesresting jokes to post, so i don't. him, it don't matter if it's interesting or not, instead he tortures us with is vile jokes.

toyinrayo:

well, was going to go visit my because in london. . .but my mom decided it'll be best if i spend christmas with her. so am at home now. with the best of people, my mummmmmy. . .lol.

and nice jokes . . . unlike the stale, useless ones ADICK post. like me, i don't have intesresting jokes to post, so i don't. him, it don't matter if it's interesting or not, instead he tortures us with is vile jokes.

That is nice.
I will be spending xmas with my family,watching interesting films together and go to the mall in the evening.
What's your favorite movie?mine is The Kingdom

Thug Life:

That is nice.
I will be spending xmas with my family,watching interesting films together and go to the mall in the evening.
What's your favorite movie?mine is The Kingdom

dnt get me wrong o. . .but any naija films. . .i love. i just hate the fake crying. even as i type, am waiting for my mom to get back from work, so we can watch a movie. i only got 2 weeks here, want to spend it with her 

awwww. . . a man  that wants to spend xmas with family. . . that is so nice. 

toyinrayo:

dnt get me wrong o. . .but any naija films. . .i love. i just hate the fake crying. even as i type, am waiting for my mom to get back from work, so we can watch a movie. i only got 2 weeks here, want to spend it with her

ahhhhhhh. . . a man that wants to spend xmas with family. . . that is so nice.

huh? a man
i will be 19 by feb
u?

This is funny than all my jokes
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Going to bed
catch ya

toyinrayo:

dnt get me wrong o. . .but any naija films. . .i love. i just hate the fake crying. even as i type, am waiting for my mom to get back from work, so we can watch a movie. i only got 2 weeks here, want to spend it with her

awwww. . . a man that wants to spend xmas with family. . . that is so nice.

forgot to tell you Merry Christmas and fabulous new year
takia

Thug Life:

huh? a man
i will be 19 by feb
u?

woah!!! me too. . .i'll be 19 by febuary. this is awesome

it's so nice talking to ya. . . you've been the best today.

I WISH YOU THE BEST CHRISTMAS, MAY IT BE MERRY AND JOLLY.  and A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

@joke
funny as hell

@thuglife&toyin
now u both re g0nna make me cry. Datts a wonderfull love story u av dere. Lol

lol

Joke
funny

Migines
funny guy

ToyinT
ehenn!! i don catch you ere oo,i am on my way to report to mummy now

@migines/ tommysexy
LOL. . . you two are sooo not serious

Yea
tanx 4 d compliment,how body?

tommyex:

Yea
thanks 4 d compliment,how body?

am fine o. . . you nko? what did mama say when you reported me?

She said she ll talk some good ol' sense into ur head,and make sure u stay in my room 4eva n eva n eva

tommyex:

She said she ll talk some good ol' sense into your head,and make sure u stay in my room 4eva n eva n eva

LMAO. . . . lol, u sure you were listening right? and not thinking abt that lagos mammy

no be only lagos mammy,na mammy water,or mammy market

tommyex:

no be only lagos mammy,na mammy water,or mammy market

so now u do mammy water? ^{mummmmy, come hear this bobo you promised me to o}

God 4bid,
No be u say Lagos mammy,hopw u been cool?i dey try too.not much today

@poster
the duck is supposed to be dancing bc the candle is heating up the pot and it (the duck) could not stand the heat

1. there is no way u cld light a candle and keep it covered by a pot and xpect it to glow; little sense would ve tot u that light needs oxygen to glow and it can not get it while covered by the pot

2.  the pot is an insulator so there is no way it can absorb enough heat to make the pot hot let alone cause the duck to dance (now this is where i made a fool of my self)

3.  the feet of the duck is coverd with scales 9which is in insulator) so there is no way the heat cld ve got the duck even if the pot was a conductor.( now i c i was a worst fool then i tot)

4.  there is no way that man cld have bought a mere duck for that amount unless he is as foolish as me. the poster

hmmmmmm. . . . .it's still funny

@surgede
   what's up wid you, it was supposed to be a nice joke and people smile,you didnt have to go on and do your own analysis, the joke is tight, so leave it that way. Shotigbo!!!!

@toyinrayo
Men, your profile just get as e be, very wicked OOOO,
you and thuglife better hookup better

@thug life
Very nice joke my brother

surugede:

@poster
the duck is supposed to be dancing bc the candle is heating up the pot and it (the duck) could not stand the heat

1. there is no way u cld light a candle and keep it covered by a pot and xpect it to glow; little sense would ve tot u that light needs oxygen to glow and it can not get it while covered by the pot

2. the pot is an insulator so there is no way it can absorb enough heat to make the pot hot let alone cause the duck to dance (now this is where i made a fool of my self)

3. the feet of the duck is coverd with scales 9which is in insulator) so there is no way the heat cld ve got the duck even if the pot was a conductor.( now i c i was a worst fool then i tot)

4. there is no way that man cld have bought a mere duck for that amount unless he is as foolish as me. the poster

Lol.

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