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| What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:18pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Let's give Honest answers please...A girl mistakenly sent an sms meant for her bf to her dad saying; Sweetheart I don't want to abort this pregnancy because I might damage my womb,don't forget this would be the 17th pregnancy I will be aborting for you,don't worry am preparing my parents food,I will poison them both so we can acquire their property for ourselves alone.I love you dear!!! Question: What will you do if you were her Dad. |
| Re: What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:23pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
I go first faint, then I go die!  |
| Re: What Will You Do by Chokolee(m): 11:42pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Chaii!! Na die o..i would jail dat ma daughter!*unless she tells me dat*#dad i just want 2 test ur anger, nd how u would react 2 issues# |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:55pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
fluid26: I go first faint, then I go die!u dont mean it |
| Re: What Will You Do by bunmioguns(m): 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
i go disown her |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:02pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns: i go disown heryour daughter for that matter? |
| Re: What Will You Do by Lagusta(m): 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: your daughter for that matter? Eheen, the daughter that wants to kill me abi  O boy na disown be the koko, God go giv me anoda 1 |
| Re: What Will You Do by larride(m): 4:49pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
I go just wake up from my dream...simple |
| Re: What Will You Do by samone2: 5:28pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
I go dash her 2 Boko haram. |
| Re: What Will You Do by Dhelake: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
*speechless* |
| Re: What Will You Do by LarryTreash(m): 9:57pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
I go force her finish d food alone |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:49pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
You people must be joking, did u just say dash her to boko haram/force her to eat d food......wots d diferent |
| Re: What Will You Do by speeder(m): 9:27am On Aug 22, 2012 |
bunmioguns: i go disown herif u disowned her e no mean say she no go still kill you right away |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:22am On Aug 22, 2012 |
speeder:so whats do u sugest to do? |
| Re: What Will You Do by speeder(m): 5:05pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: so whats do u sugest to do?call her immediately to tell her that i got her message. And if anything happens to me, I've assured my life to the police that if i die, she'll be held responsible. Hws the answer? |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 6:34pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
speeder:belive me you are just fueling d fire....next |
| Re: What Will You Do by speeder(m): 8:51am On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: belive me you are just fueling d fire....nexthow? |
| Re: What Will You Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:16am On Aug 23, 2012 |
speeder:for informing police and treating them for act they are about to comit |
| Re: What Will You Do by speeder(m): 10:27am On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: for informing police and treating them for act they are about to comitsee this guy. U know wetin b life assurance |
| Re: What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:43am On Aug 23, 2012 |
 this is no joke.....next |
| Re: What Will You Do by Ubado: 7:42am On Aug 24, 2012 |
Lols. I will not eat the food. |
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