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Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2008
Hmmm . . . grin grin grin grin

from his condo in the cayman islands

Hooks up to NASA satellite

Smiles at thread and comments:

Bad belle people, No wonder dem no fit commot from Naija
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 10:23pm On Jan 06, 2008
I guess tess was just keeping d whole truth. . . . . . . . . . in the dark.
Re: Minister Miss Road by Migines(m): 10:25pm On Jan 06, 2008
Maybe, maybe not.
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 10:35pm On Jan 06, 2008
No migs . . That's the truth.
Re: Minister Miss Road by Migines(m): 10:42pm On Jan 06, 2008
Aiight.
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 11:01pm On Jan 06, 2008
Lol. . .
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 11:19pm On Jan 06, 2008
LOL WHAT!!!!

angry angry angry
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 11:19pm On Jan 06, 2008
Lol . . . . U
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 12:10am On Jan 07, 2008
@Ituen No dey try cover up man.
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 5:35am On Jan 07, 2008
cOVER UP FOR WHAT?

Didnt i own up for the theft?

Now som1's planted rape on me.
Re: Minister Miss Road by Migines(m): 6:38am On Jan 07, 2008
Planted?. . . . U wish.
Re: Minister Miss Road by clemcykul(f): 9:36am On Jan 07, 2008
chei shocked shocked iteun are u the one that is being manslaughterd shocked grin grin grin grin

@All iteun has repented no more goats. cows and ass*holes# grin grin

Hes now celibate.
Re: Minister Miss Road by tessybaby(f): 10:19am On Jan 07, 2008
i pity u guys
at first u said ituen dey do goats and now na cow.
if una like make una talk say him dey do ghosts
i go still dey love him more and more
love knows no boundary
Re: Minister Miss Road by saucekid(m): 10:31am On Jan 07, 2008
love knows no boundary abi?
to the point of animal rape shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Minister Miss Road by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 07, 2008
hehehe grin

Iteun, ride on
Re: Minister Miss Road by Migines(m): 11:43am On Jan 07, 2008
Ituen na tripple threat gangsta.
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2008
A very Notorious one at that.
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 4:18pm On Jan 07, 2008
Ituen

a peaceful and loving nigerian who likes no trouble.
Re: Minister Miss Road by tessybaby(f): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2008
married to a hot headed woman who defends him all the time
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2008
a hot headed woman that will soon feel my venom.
Re: Minister Miss Road by clemcykul(f): 5:04pm On Jan 07, 2008
bennie and tess whats going on *sets up a forum* its time to settle ur differences.

startn from tess who first asked 4 trouble any eyewitness to the unfolding saga?
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 6:09pm On Jan 07, 2008
MY sis Clem,

It all started when I came back from Cayman Islands with my wife Tess. There was a mentally deranged boy from Kuvuki land of course we heard of the rampage by a pervert name ANUSman on CNN and the survivors were also listed which includes goats.

An advert was placed stating that they need foreign aid and I took on the responsibility of taking care of him.being the billionaire I am

All of a sudden, we got strange request from him stating his battery is dead and needed to be charged. My wife got angry after spending $1.5m on his therapy with Doc Migines and Dr Kronky and told him to go f*ck himself.

From my own assesment, it brought back memories of The kuvuki assault and he has taken it up as a duty to sexually assault my wife since goats can't be found around my Villa.

Madam blah blah that is the story
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 6:15pm On Jan 07, 2008
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 6:52pm On Jan 07, 2008
ben~jay:



U see, he is still confused
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 7:19pm On Jan 07, 2008
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 7:58pm On Jan 07, 2008
Lol. . . What's all the lier 4. . . , admit it. , u nabbed ben's goat. . .
Re: Minister Miss Road by benjay1(m): 8:01pm On Jan 07, 2008
gbam !!!
Re: Minister Miss Road by topeteadr(m): 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2008
Yeah i know it was intentional . . . . (what's all the 'lair' 4). . .
Re: Minister Miss Road by ituen(m): 1:21am On Jan 08, 2008
TT,

hw many time wld i own up for nabbing the goat?

U DEY READ REPLIES AT ALL?
Re: Minister Miss Road by mimiko(f): 3:01am On Jan 08, 2008
nopes all he does is fart around NL
Re: Minister Miss Road by Migines(m): 6:18am On Jan 08, 2008
. . wen hes convince he has gotten to his limit, he goes to eat more: hot beans, hot moi-moi, boiled egg and groundnut. Then starts all over again.
Re: Minister Miss Road by tessybaby(f): 7:31am On Jan 08, 2008
ben~jay:

a hot headed woman that will soon feel my venom.

Love na by force?
i no want
leave me alone

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