bonna4u: It was on a sunny sunday afternoon and I and my friend decided to go and cool off with beer in one of the fast-foods in town(we weren't having much money on us that day).
While we were there, my friend's girl friend called asking him where he was. He told her and she said she was coming. 10mins later, we looked through the glass window and saw her catwalking towards the joint with 4 of her friends tagging along. I was like what the Bleep? My friend was pissed when the arrived but didn't show it. After they got sitted, he just walked to the reception and asked them out loud to give him 5 bottles of lacasara. On hearing that, his girl friend in bid to impress her friends asked him; "James can't you ask me what to offer me"? He replied immediately with the question; "this place na my house"?
I had to excuse myself immediately to have my fill of laughter.

Hahahahahaha.... Ah! Som pipu funny gan o!

bonna4u: ^ I wrote f**k it was changed to bleep. What's the meaning of bleep in that context?

Welcom to Nairaland! Lol

U neva c anything.

[quote author=freecocoa]So what people if i'm the girl? Na crime to ugly again? Hian abeg make una free cocoa o.
Lol @ "Na crime to ugly again."

crackhouse: A guy once said to a girl "Ur type of Wowo{ugly face} fit make person just slap u for no tangible reason".

Hahahahahaha... Ah! Characters dey shaaa!

meetmeonline:
"Even the sh*t that comes from your nyash is from me"

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Can u imagine?!

£love:
@poster. Out of curiosity i decided to check ur profile, and frankly speaking ur kinda uglinez is rare. can only be found in ape

Omo, let nairalanders know say no be me dem tell dat one o!

*Anyway, i no get pic for prof sha!*

jpphilips: with his stethoscope hung conspiciously on his rear mirror,in a very sunny afternoon and slow traffic. a young doctor beckoned on a lady to join him for a ride, excerpts;

DOC; pretty, come and join me i will drop you off, today's sun is not friendly.

BEB; ignores continues ''cat trekking''

DOC; ''thank you'' could have been appropriate even if u dont want the ride, i dont get such favors myself.

BEB: abeg free me

DOC; sorry oo i didnt notice the bow leg no wonder you want to trek from here reach mile 4.

BEB; e concern u?

DOC; with ur face like peter rufai, add sun join am, na cancer be that oo (beb has serious pimples)


BEB; na ur papa be peter rufai, useless doctor, u wan do abortion for traffic

doc laugh jam traffic warden.

unbelievable