If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you do not, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you do not, you are good for nothing
If you agree to likes, she abuses
If you do not, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an experienced man
If you do not, you are half a man
If you visit her often, she thinks you are Jobless
If you do not visit her too often, she thinks you are not caring
If you are dressed, she says you are a play-boy
If you do not, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it is bad
If you do not, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you do not respect her
If you do not, she thinks you do not love her
If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a lady's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, she says it's natural.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it is just one of men's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by others, she says they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
CONCLUSION
THESE HUMAN BEINGS CALLED WOMEN : SO SIMPLE, YET COMPLEX ; SO WEAK, YET SO POWERFUL ; SO CONFUSING, YET SO DESIRABLE