YEAH,I REALIZE DIS IS SUPPOZD 2 BE 4 JOKES ONLY,BT I HAV A  PROBLEM ND I'VE DECIDED 2 BRING IT 2 D ATTENTION OF MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS.HERE'S D PROBLEM:
   
  I'M TWO, YEAH THERE ARE 2 MES,NOW I KNOW WHAT You'RE THINKIN BT IT'S NT AS BAD AS THAT,IT'S NOT A JEKYLL ND HYDE SITUATION OR AN M.P.D.FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW I'V BIN HAVIN DIS PROBLEM,IT'S LIK I'M 2 GUYS ND I DUNNO WHICH ONE IS ME.NOW D 1ST ME IS GENTLE,SENSITIVE,LISTENS 2 R&B,WRITES POETRY,ALWAYS LUKING 2 GET BETA,WANTS EVERYONE 2 LIK HIM,APOLOGISES READILY,STUFF LIK DAT,WHILE D SECOND ONE IS FAR FROM GENTLE,THINKS SENSITIVE IS ANOTHER WORD 4 SISSY,LISTENS 2 HARDCORE RAP,WRITES SOM OF HIS OWN{WHICH KULD BE REALLY SHITTY},THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT 2 HUMANITY,IF You DON'T LIK HIM You KULD GO SCREW URSELF,THINKS ONLY FOOLS APOLOGISE,ND IS GENERALLY VERY AGGRESSIVE.NOW I'M IN A DILEMMA,DUNNO WHICH ONE I AM,WOULDA GON 2 SEE A SHRINK XCEPT DAT I DON'T KNOW ANY,ND EVEN IF I KNEW,DEY'RE BOTH 2 BROKE 2 AFFORD IT.SO WHAT DO I DO? DOES ANYONE HAV ANY IDEAS?WHAT WOULD You DO IN MY SHOES? ND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME You'D REMOVE D SHOES.I'LL BE WAITING.

P.S:no yabs please,only constructive comments,TT ND Thuglife please take note,

*stares*

kai,migs we no dey fight now,i don leave clemcy 4 u nd i ain't trying 2 be funny either,rite now when things happen i dunno how 2 react,whether 2 diss d person's father or 2 leave it 4 God,could u give me a day with ur shrink?

I dont understand d ist $hit'bout ur post. Y no change to lowercase and put d words in order.

migs won kill me,d koko is dat i'm kinda confused rite now,4 d sake of God abeg just help me read am like dat,cos i no fit start 2 dey type dat thing again.d problem is sumtin like d younger brother of m.p.d [multiple personality disorder],u feel?

U dont av to type all ova again. Just modify it.

****Sneak backward***

^{clears throat}

                                         <sub>keep watch

chilliin for the next persons contribution</sub>

server dey Bleep up,modify no dey open,u go just take am like dat,no vex abeg.

ravenzord:

YEAH,I REALIZE DIS IS SUPPOZD 2 BE 4 JOKES ONLY,BT I HAV A  PROBLEM ND I'VE DECIDED 2 BRING IT 2 D ATTENTION OF MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS.HERE'S D PROBLEM:
   
  I'M TWO, YEAH THERE ARE 2 MES,NOW I KNOW WHAT You'RE THINKIN BT IT'S NT AS BAD AS THAT,IT'S NOT A JEKYLL ND HYDE SITUATION OR AN M.P.D.FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW I'V BIN HAVIN DIS PROBLEM,IT'S LIK I'M 2 GUYS ND I DUNNO WHICH ONE IS ME.NOW D 1ST ME IS GENTLE,SENSITIVE,LISTENS 2 R&B,WRITES POETRY,ALWAYS LUKING 2 GET BETA,WANTS EVERYONE 2 LIK HIM,APOLOGISES READILY,STUFF LIK DAT,WHILE D SECOND ONE IS FAR FROM GENTLE,THINKS SENSITIVE IS ANOTHER WORD 4 SISSY,LISTENS 2 HARDCORE RAP,WRITES SOM OF HIS OWN{WHICH KULD BE REALLY SHITTY},THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT 2 HUMANITY,IF You DON'T LIK HIM You KULD GO SCREW URSELF,THINKS ONLY FOOLS APOLOGISE,ND IS GENERALLY VERY AGGRESSIVE.NOW I'M IN A DILEMMA,DUNNO WHICH ONE I AM,WOULDA GON 2 SEE A SHRINK XCEPT DAT I DON'T KNOW ANY,ND EVEN IF I KNEW,DEY'RE BOTH 2 BROKE 2 AFFORD IT.SO WHAT DO I DO? DOES ANYONE HAV ANY IDEAS?WHAT WOULD You DO IN MY SHOES? ND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME You'D REMOVE D SHOES.I'LL BE WAITING.

P.S:no yabs please,only constructive comments,TT ND Thuglife please take note,

@ravenzord
modify what you have written

copy d stuff to microsoft word and modify goddamit and repost.

walks in. . . didnt kno wat to say then sneaks out!

catches sly** sneaking off by the colar and hauls back to the thread

no one exits this thread 2day.

Raven whers my suya

clemcykul:

catches sly** sneaking off by the colar and hauls back to the thread

no one exits this thread 2day.

Raven whers my suya

clemcykul was later given a sleepin tablet! ^{now hes sleepin and snorin so loud like a 59years old albino lady}  . . . . . _{then later zoomed off}. . . . . . 

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~Sly~(*_*):

clemcykul was later given a sleepin tablet! ^{now hes sleepin and snorin so loud like a 59years old albino lady} . . . . . _{then later zoomed off}. . . . . .

she is not a guy. nd poster wtf?

she is not a guy. nd poster wtf?

ooo he is she. . . .^{same ni jo}

*sighs* this poster is a sicko nd psyhco. damn cant spell that last word

*sighs* this poster is a sicko nd psyhco. damn can't spell that last word

^{na u kno}

increased madness

increased madness

da sauce! . . .

ravenzord, u say u got facebook? add me jesse ik

I can help you
Buy 2 goat
palm oil
Ogogoro
etc
put them on tray go to third mainland bridge,
Look left and right
Make sure fishermen are not there for some reasons
Then jump into the ocean
The real you will come out alive
Give it a try it works for ben

Thug Life:

I can help you
Buy 2 goat
palm oil
Ogogoro
etc
put them on tray go to third mainland bridge,
Look left and right
Make sure fishermen are not there for some reasons
Then jump into the ocean
The real you will come out alive
Give it a try it works for ben

lol its eke market day?
wait a second, are u frm warri?

I can help you
Buy 2 goat
palm oil
Ogogoro
etc
put them on tray go to third mainland bridge,
Look left and right
Make sure fishermen are not there for some reasons
Then jump into the ocean
The real you will come out alive
Give it a try it works for ben

i can see say your soup don finish!. . .  na another one u dey plan so!. . ^{ogogoro ko. . shepe ni}. . . . olojukokoro

warri ke?

I'm tending towards MPD like ituen mentioned. Anyway, if you think it's bad or serious I suggest you talk to a family member you TRUST or better, see a psychiatrist .

PS: Just so you know it's not an insult. I'm not saying you're crazy or anything.

***wakes wid a start* yawns, AWW where the hell is SLY?

Thot i held him by the colar searches pocket for sly>>>

***wakes wid a start* yawns, AWW where the hell is SLY?

Thot i held him by the colar searches pocket for sly>>>

i jus dey laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

i jus dey laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

***wakes wid a start* yawns, AWW where the hell is SLY?

Thot i held him by the colar searches pocket for sly>>>

. . . . . . . keep searchin. . .