One thing that makes Nairaland tick is its penchant to make you laugh while you still get something reasonable to hold on. In the face of the ban threat by Oga on anybody who dared ask the famous question, "and how does this affect the price of garri?", I've come up with these suggestions to replace the now rested rhethoric since I guess, Mr Seun and other Mods. thinks the question does not concern the generality of Nigerians as he and some people on Nairaland does not drink garri or they think the question does not have any national relevance. Hence, they find it offensive. I've come out with these questions that may be asked on any thread that do not appeal to our sensibilities.These are my suggestions:
How does this stop the Boko Haram menace?
How does this bring back subsidy?
How will this unmask Ige killers?
How does this stop corruption?
How do one get a job with this?
How does this make one pass Jamb or Waec?
You may add yours. I opine there should be freedom of expression. I don't see anything offensive with bbpreye's signature question, "how does this affect the price of garri"

How can this make Arsenal FC win EPL?

sexkillz: This is a very nice piece of creativity. But may i warn you not to bring this into the romance section. I'll ban you faster than you can say "garri".


Good luck!

Oga sexkillz sir, I'm not the romantic type and I don't think I would ever create a topic in that section. I can understand the hatred you have for the Garri Clans which I'm not a part. What I detest is the Despotic and Hypocritical and rather Undiplomatic approach of you Ogas to it. Asking that question is not offensive for crying out loud. Lest I forget, excessive Sex in the Romance section Killz. You may need a cup of Garri after each bout.

sexkillz: Just giving you a heads up. Your bullshit won't be tolerated. And this also goes to your fellow garri crooners. . .

Which is better? Asking about the price of garri politely and being vulgar in the name of a reply. Who deserved to be banned? And who cares about a "heads-up" from an untoward, intolerant and abusive man?

NeuroBoss: Which is better? Asking about the price of garri politely and being vulgar in the name of a reply. Who deserved to be banned? And who cares about a "heads-up" from an untoward, intolerant and abusive man?

Please Boss, can I humbly and politely ask the current price of Cassava Flakes? I guess some folks call it GARRI!!!!!!!






#IRepTeamGarri

Thanks for your sincerity. In the part of Ilorin where I live, Garri is sold for #10 per cup. (laughs). But mehn, this question is not to be taken literally and what if it is? Majority of Nigerians have resorted to Garri wacking as their only food. Shouldn't these folks be concerned about what topics could affect their means of survival?

NeuroBoss: Thanks for your sincerity. In the part of Ilorin where I live, Garri is sold for #10 per cup. (laughs). But mehn, this question is not to be taken literally and what if it is? Majority of Nigerians have resorted to Garri wacking as their only food. Shouldn't these folks be concerned about what topics could affect their means of survival?

Abeg ask them! They don't see tribal/bigotic posts; and they are loosing sleep over the price of dat-which-shold-not-be-mentioned!




#StillonGARRIthings

Op,i tink i beat u 2 dis.I'v used: 'how dos this prevent boko haram from bombing? 3.how dos dis make casava bread available apat frm d litle available in asorock? 4.how dos dis put mtn rechage card in my fone? Movd past d gari tin snce evn b4 d ban threat

Sexkillz u are daring us! Be warned before we face your section!
Be warned

.bbpreye:
Sexkillz u are daring us! Be warned before we face your section!
Be warned

That's the President of #TeamGarri!

Your boi loyal sir!