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Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by pinze: 6:57pm On Jan 05, 2008
gossips face your work here ojare
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 1:28am On Jan 06, 2008
same old gr8 muthafuckaz running the forum again.

where did u leave ur brain?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ThugLife1(m): 1:42am On Jan 06, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by SugaLips(f): 4:21am On Jan 06, 2008
How does one do death? Can someone help me out?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 4:58am On Jan 06, 2008
He probably meant "Please do not read and if u do, u'll die"
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 4:59am On Jan 06, 2008
And guess what -  i aint dead yet! cheesy
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 5:07am On Jan 06, 2008
@ Suga_lips
Girl, God bless da parents who made u.
Ur eyes are like the moon with birds flying around it
Ur lips are like sugar that'll sure make me eat
Those eye brows are like the milky way with lovely dark sprinkles which make u fit
Three gbosa for u jo!
Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa!

N.B.:I'm not gay o, but i'll admire beauty when i see it

U go girl
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by DisGuy: 5:41am On Jan 06, 2008
sexytitan take am easy o, leave that one for us young men grin

Suga_Lips, no be small thing o!
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 6:12am On Jan 06, 2008
Dis Guy:

sexytitan take am easy o, leave that one for us young men grin
When una no get liver to talk sumthing, i must encourage the girl na.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 8:30am On Jan 06, 2008
@poster
dis is a severe case of brain calamity.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by SugaLips(f): 12:41pm On Jan 06, 2008
thanks sexytitan.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ThugLife1(m): 5:59pm On Jan 06, 2008
the guy dat is in the middle is enjoyin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 7:26pm On Jan 06, 2008
hte guy pine sha sugar lips na ur bobo be dat i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real cheesy cheesy
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 7:27pm On Jan 06, 2008
the guy pine sha sugar lips na ur bobo be dat i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real cheesy cheesy
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by CrazyMan(m): 7:32pm On Jan 06, 2008
Attention seeker!
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 9:21pm On Jan 06, 2008
I dont get it. WTF is goin on here ?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 12:37am On Jan 07, 2008
No comment. . .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by SugaLips(f): 1:42am On Jan 07, 2008
mimiko:

the guy pine sha sugar lips na your bobo be that i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real cheesy cheesy
If only I understood what you said I'd know how to reply.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 1:46am On Jan 07, 2008
@Suga I feel your pain.

shakes head in pity
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by SugaLips(f): 1:53am On Jan 07, 2008
You do, benny?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 1:59am On Jan 07, 2008
sometimes.

Lol grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 2:18am On Jan 07, 2008
For people that dont understand, this place is just for gossips like u and me grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 2:26am On Jan 07, 2008
sexytitan:

For people that don't understand, this place is just for gossips like u and me grin

From your nick, you go like aproko work well well.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by DisGuy: 2:35am On Jan 07, 2008
mimiko, you sef try o

see as fine babes come full this jokes section cheesy

Suga_lips why you dey form like say you no hear your Benin tongue again tongue
she's admiring the guy and more importantly she wants his studs grin

sexytitan you sef show yoursef

what is aproko
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 5:46am On Jan 07, 2008
@Dis Guy,

u no dey shame. After u yab the guys finish, smal thing like "aproko", u no sabi
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 6:15am On Jan 07, 2008
Lmao. Nor myne am. Hn wan begin form.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 6:43am On Jan 07, 2008
Oya make i start. Una neva hear wetin happen to iya kpati. She just come my house dey tell me say her husband done leave am because im see suga lips picture. Nawa for u men o.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 6:49am On Jan 07, 2008
Wtf?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 6:55am On Jan 07, 2008
in otherwords . . . .THE SECURITY OF SEXYTITAN IS AT STAKE
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by gunpoint(m): 6:55am On Jan 07, 2008
angry  angry  angry indiscipline!!!  angry  angry  angry
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 7:41am On Jan 07, 2008
@Gunpoint

Are u back from Alagbon
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 7:45am On Jan 07, 2008
Yeah. Dat waz where he and his pop were caught banging like crazy. Shame chased him away.

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