A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children, "

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

Go go my girl

Though the 2nd one is old, the 1st one is captivating.

small small, u'll get there. _{U trust me na?}

The rich will always rule over the poor. Nice joke

daynurse

Lmao
d ist is kul.
The 2nd?. . . Ituen has done justice.

@Migi and all,

thanks, just like Ituen said "I'm getting there"

Yeah. And u'll definitely get der if u stick around long enuf.

Some come, post, we send to d trash, if they cant kip up, they quit.

Thr's plenty of grass in my sch. Pls kom ova. OLA realborn

@Necorios,

naah! I aren't the grasseater

u are not a grasseater indeed but definitely a gras chopper

@clemchykul

I don't chop grass either

u dont dats shockn dont u know the lettuce and cabbage u eat all fall into the grass specie

bravo, night nurse

grass chopper and grass eater
all na the same because dem chop grass

Ituen goes to his doctor and says:
"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Gee, what are you taking for it?"
"Snuff."

@clemchykul,

really? all na grass? tell me something

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."

you have just been told something then

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail
with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum
time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the
same. Says "You telling time?" yup" "how can you tell time like that?"
Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow". Cowboy, incredulous,
rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating. Cowboy says "let me
guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

@Sourcekid,

Do i have to pay for it then?

nightnurse dey try no be small.
cheers

Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

@micklplus
Thanks dear

@thirdi
I don't get that?

you definitely have to pay^{in kind sha}
my services dont come cheap

@sourcekid,

how do i pay? is the payment online or how

how means,you come to my house
i dont accept cash,only kind

@clem
honnie. Pick a place. Lets go get somn to eat and spend quality time alone<no bla bla involved>

@soucekid

send ur house ID across then

on a public forum,no way dear
why dont you come on Ymessanger,lemme give it to ya

@saucekid, bloody opportunist. Nothing 4u.

@nitenurse, dat's my girl.

lol