ONLY UNBIASED NAIRALANDERS ARE INVITED TO JUDGE WHO WON THIS RAP BATTLE. THIS IS BETWEEN WORDSMITH AND BOLAJI-BROKE

THE FOLLOWING USERNAMES SHOULD BE TOTALLY DISREGARDED. ANYTHING THEY SAY HERE WILL NOT COUNT.AND IS TOTALLY NULL AND VOID.

1.MAVERIK THE CORRUPT DISGRACE TO THE HIPHOP COMMUNITY
2.ELDEE
3.WORDSMITH
4.JERRYMADNESS
5.MAILMALC
6.PO-DEEP
7.ALEX TISSUE PAPER
8.WORLDBEST
9.HYBRID-X

HERE ARE THE VERSES OF THE TWO CONTESTANTS-----FOR YOUR UNBIASED JUDGEMENTS.

WORDSMITH'S VERSE :

Now my delivery stays tighter than a premature birth child/
done cyphered with the illest, walked with my head high/
that divine status i achieve at. . ./
. . .handles this B[ee] like Akeelah /
seriously this cat don't want it/
i come razor-sharp with that dope shit whenever i blunt it/
u don't come dope B? better try a tree or two/
kiss a verse like Jada, that gun locks [lox] with a clip on u/
hot 16's be the shit, my Styles P[ee] on u/
now how this fool gon' win the 'smith?//
been the shit since u wore them pampers. . .bring the heat//
with a 16 this sick, lyrically gbade known to be a fiend with clips/
the Wordsmith got that mic status//
i start thus some nuclear shit when i clap-bust/
settle scores//when i get u floored, ask ma homeboy Malthuss/
this bj clown bores me no more/
verbal wars aint yo thing, better not worry those jaws/
fuckin' pathetic nitwit, my heart bleeds pity, my pen screams your pain/
b***h types in CAPS, but my verse caps it all when i peel your brains/
u's damn lucky i didn't murk u since, the 'smith's just been busy/
heard you were having fesse's baby, how far along is it?/
got me asking who's the pussy between you two/
oh well, i guess we got siamese holes with a clit or two/
my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy, baok beta keep that rod hot/
u's friggin' nutjob, now get on my nuts and do your job/
duty calls b***h, you're more than a drag queen with the dressing/
fool still couldn't come ill even if u received my blessing/
i let the mic test you whenever i let loose/
bless fools with that lyrical tek- ooze/
yeah u guessed too,your shit's so weak like diaorrhea victims in restrooms/
outrap u//rounds clap u, beta yet get tools/
still i let the lead fetch u, ain't no fool gon' come to your rescue/
while u's so full of shit, i am the shit/
bust 16s, u can tell by fesse's tits i milk/
yeah i love my b***h, but Busta gon hate this one/
talkin of b***h, my pet dog's guaranteed to rape this one/


AGAINST BOLAJI-BROKE'S VERSE:

check it

against wordsmith yall thought i was going to back out /am here now / u can celebrate but don't get head rushy/
wordsmith has lost already / because this type of battle thread is old school/ its played out like his mama's pussy/
battlin me is like battlin a ghost who was never in existence/how could u battle a spirit who's soul could never lose it/
i am a w(rapper) like rizla i will make wordsmith to kolo lik an 'igboman' from eastern nigeria smokin idiosyncritic ganja/
this idiot presents 36 lines of d wackest menstration verse/ against bolaji-broke d undisputed heavyweight champion/
punchline wordsplay as knuckles in uppercuts i remove all his teeths & let d calabar buffalo pronounce me yampion/
battle rap illiterate/ the idiot was expected to bust 16s but he came at me with a 36 line pregnancy dictionary
disgraced by maltthais/ this ibadan gorilla will b exhumed and re-buried 4 ever as a zombie from the oluyole cemetery
blacksmith aka ALAGBEDE goldsmith is about to be disgraced with punchlines like he was newly infected with HIV
this gay is talkin bout pregnancies .he is now d 1st man to be impregnated with uncountable punchlines
even if u was a centrino /wordsmith u is like barbie/a 'dollard' who would still process at the speed of pentium zero/
freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sub-zero,i bury him six-feet under far below the ground zero/
i am a punchline general,watch me 'flood' the ring with wordsmith's blood like 'floyd' (flood) mayweather /
the masturbating animal wordsmith is like a blind man having sex /you just don't know who you are f**king with/
i got a thousand nairaland enemies/ but i know i would beat u/ i kept 'faith' like i was notorious b.i.g's wifey/
wordsmith is a theif/ i will show yall that he 'is'(will) 'still' (steal) the wackest rapper chieftancy title from joo skirt/
my rap title is like a boomerang no matter how long u steal it .it keeps returning back to me/
in nairaland i am certified notorious like beavis/ i will rape your father into a suicide commiting animal wit my butthead/
i got a criminal record longer than your mom and sistas arranged in the longest line of 'hose' like an ikeja fire truck
talkin bout b***h/your chick is 'asian'/last night i had her suckin on my cock/banging me hard like she was 'bangkok'/
ask ya girl bout d size of my PONMO'/ i don't like to kill children but i shot my kids in her mouth to go& kill yo babies/
u saw what i did in d world cup?/ bj is a big threat/battling me is like volkswagen bettle battling an escalade jeep/
you expect war?/ i come at you unexpected like a natural disaster wit 1000 punchlines of lyrical destruction/
d only time your fans wil ever 'cheer' u is if i break your spinal cord and put u permanently in an accident 'wheelchair'/
watch how i paint his punctured blacksmith image into a picture of a confused human mumu mixture /
with unbelievable punchlines i re-cremate you like malthaus into an eternally stagnant statue of a scriptural failure /
wordsmith is now begging for help/ i can assist u medically and 'help' you with the incurable disease 'aids'/
after this last punch/i will make this RoosterDrinker retire and leave the mic (mike) like jordan
1000wordsmith bars couldnt jailbar me/he just got b***h slapped the fuc*k up like a 'bar' with no 'beach' ('barbitch')
after this battle/ d whole beef family wil sleep n die in wordsmith's coffin/ so that yall can have a long slumber party/
i am bolaji-broke/so expensive like my name/ i am so broke that i can't 'pay' attention to your 'gold'smith name/
mad creativity is in my 'gene'/ they all call me bolaji-broke nairaland's most creative /
i put you to sleep like a tiv 'indi-gene' with my punchline rhymes as a sleepin laxative./
let me now call in maverik like the fifa referee colina so that he can remove wordsmith's eye retina.
my name is a punchline itself/1-2 check it /even if u were a sex hooker giving free heads u still couldnt 'Mouth Gig' me/
even if your father was an amputating medical doctor from luth or uch , u still couldnt 'defeet' me
my mic session is iller than mike tyson's uppercut, i convey heavy punchlines to dislocate your jaws like a bag of rice.
exit lines as corrupt as d honourable etteh , my final word is as gracious as the battle giant goliath
from d start of this battle to d finish/ i have ''been laying this lad in'' like the terrifying bombs of osama 'bin laden'

[b]MY JUDGEMENT:

By the powers conferred upon me by both Bolajibaok & Wordsmith,Eldee the Thread-administrato and all emceez on Nairaland as a whole,with respect to the case of Bolajibaok Vs Wordsmith,i hereby declare Wordsmith as WINNER and Bolajibaok as LOSER!

In line with the terms of the battle agreed between both contestants as clearly spelt out by Eldee at the beginning of this battle,BOLAJIBAOK IS HEREBY BANISHED FROM ALL NAIRALAND RAP THREADS!

@Bolajibaok

You are hereby ex-communicated from the Nairaland Emceez Community.

You are forbidden from posting on any rap thread on the Music Section!

You no longer exist on the Music section and shall be treated as a ghost from the past if u ever dare to ressurrect!

@eldee

Please post this Judgement on all rap threads so all emceez may be adequately informed! Thank u!

@Rap Congregation

Bolajibaok has been sentenced to exile 4 life! He ceases to exist on our rap threads. All posts purpotedly written by him should be studiously ignored by all emceez!

THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT!

Signed
Judge Maverik

COURT IS IN RECESS!!![/b]

Who wants to join this sore loser

@EVERYONE
FIRST BASTARD TO BE IGNORED. NOW LETS WAIT FOR THE OTHERS

Lol. Pathetic. Oya curse my parents & call me a "bastid". Lol.

ignore. pass. next

Lol. A lo wa pathetic se!!!
Bobo yi, picture e da? Abo fe escape eh? Cockist!

ignore. anoda unwanted disease. pls ignore it

bolaji he beat you just by a lick of paint it was close

ignore. anoda hiv virus .ignore him too

what happens wen everyone is ignored u will get morons like u to vote in ur favour wen its obvious u lost

bolajibaok:

against wordsmith yall thought i was going to back out /am here now / u can celebrate but don't get head rushy/
wordsmith has lost already / because this type of battle thread is old school/ its played out like his mama's pussy/
battlin me is like battlin a ghost who was never in existence/how could u battle a spirit who's soul could never lose it/
i am a w(rapper) like rizla i will make wordsmith to kolo lik an 'igboman' from eastern nigeria smokin idiosyncritic ganja/
this idiot presents 36 lines of d wackest menstration verse/ against bolaji-broke d undisputed heavyweight champion/
punchline wordsplay as knuckles in uppercuts i remove all his teeths & let d calabar buffalo pronounce me yampion/
battle rap illiterate/ the idiot was expected to bust 16s but he came at me with a 36 line pregnancy dictionary
disgraced by maltthais/ this ibadan gorilla will b exhumed and re-buried 4 ever as a zombie from the oluyole cemetery
blacksmith aka ALAGBEDE goldsmith is about to be disgraced with punchlines like he was newly infected with HIV
this gay is talkin bout pregnancies .he is now d 1st man to be impregnated with uncountable punchlines
even if u was a centrino /wordsmith u is like barbie/a 'dollard' who would still process at the speed of pentium zero/
freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sub-zero,i bury him six-feet under far below the ground zero/
i am a punchline general,watch me 'flood' the ring with wordsmith's blood like 'floyd' (flood) mayweather /
the masturbating animal wordsmith is like a blind man having sex /you just don't know who you are f**king with/
i got a thousand nairaland enemies/ but i know i would beat u/ i kept 'faith' like i was notorious b.i.g's wifey/
wordsmith is a theif/ i will show yall that he 'is'(will) 'still' (steal) the wackest rapper chieftancy title from joo skirt/
my rap title is like a boomerang no matter how long u steal it .it keeps returning back to me/
in nairaland i am certified notorious like beavis/ i will rape your father into a suicide commiting animal wit my butthead/
i got a criminal record longer than your mom and sistas arranged in the longest line of 'hose' like an ikeja fire truck
talkin bout b***h/your chick is 'asian'/last night i had her suckin on my cock/banging me hard like she was 'bangkok'/
ask ya girl bout d size of my PONMO'/ i don't like to kill children but i shot my kids in her mouth to go& kill yo babies/
u saw what i did in d world cup?/ bj is a big threat/battling me is like volkswagen bettle battling an escalade jeep/
you expect war?/ i come at you unexpected like a natural disaster wit 1000 punchlines of lyrical destruction/
d only time your fans wil ever 'cheer' u is if i break your spinal cord and put u permanently in an accident 'wheelchair'/
watch how i paint his punctured blacksmith image into a picture of a confused human mumu mixture /
with unbelievable punchlines i re-cremate you like malthaus into an eternally stagnant statue of a scriptural failure /
wordsmith is now begging for help/ i can assist u medically and 'help' you with the incurable disease 'aids'/
after this last punch/i will make this RoosterDrinker retire and leave the mic (mike) like jordan
1000wordsmith bars couldnt jailbar me/he just got b***h slapped the fuc*k up like a 'bar' with no 'beach' ('barbitch')
after this battle/ d whole beef family wil sleep n die in wordsmith's coffin/ so that yall can have a long slumber party/
i am bolaji-broke/so expensive like my name/ i am so broke that i can't 'pay' attention to your 'gold'smith name/
mad creativity is in my 'gene'/ they all call me bolaji-broke nairaland's most creative /
i put you to sleep like a tiv 'indi-gene' with my punchline rhymes as a sleepin laxative./
let me now call in maverik like the fifa referee colina so that he can remove wordsmith's eye retina.
my name is a punchline itself/1-2 check it /even if u were a sex hooker giving free heads u still couldnt 'Mouth Gig' me/
even if your father was an amputating medical doctor from luth or uch , u still couldnt 'defeet' me
my mic session is iller than mike tyson's uppercut, i convey heavy punchlines to dislocate your jaws like a bag of rice.
exit lines as corrupt as d honourable etteh , my final word is as gracious as the battle giant goliath
from d start of this battle to d finish/ i have ''been laying this lad in'' like the terrifying bombs of osama 'bin laden'

what the Bleep do you want me to talk about ur essay writing , invite ur clone brother Flowshow to analyse .
By the what is this type of essay called ?

Both verses are damn long and too bleeping boring,

@Bolaji
i dont have any problem wit u if u act nice - wordsmith murdered u for sure - stop recyclin lines - and try make ur delivery neater. If u like curse ur parents as usual

and u think sum1 would read all o' that long ass b.s u posted?

@MENIKE
THATS WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT. I WONDER WHY THEY ACCEPTED MAVERIK AS A CORRUPT JUDGE WITHOUT SCRUTINY WITH ONLY 2 POSTS.

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT U MEANT BY THEY WERE ALL MAD FOR ACCEPTING MAVERIK.

AND U UNDERESTIMATED ME, HILARIOUS . TAKE A LOOK AT MAVERIKS BIASED JUDGEMENT. THE BASTID PURPOSELY OMITTED ALL MY PUNCHLINES.

MAVERIK NOW WAIT FOR UR DOOM.

menike:

[color=#990000][center]@Bolajibaok

Nigga I'ma be cool wit ya thread but the fact is this

"with unbelievable punchlines i re-cremate you like malthaus into an eternally stagnant statue
i am a punchline general,watch me 'flood' the ring with wordsmith's blood like 'floyd' (flood) mayweather
i got a criminal record longer than your mom and sistas arranged in the longest line of ''hose''
freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sub-zero
this idiot presents 36 lines of d wackest menstruation verse
even if u were a sex hooker giving free heads u still couldn't 'Mouth Gig' me "

Those were impressive bars for me
Maybe it's because I underrate ya ass but fu*ck evryone at this moment - I was impressed

And If that was all I saw as a valid battle punchline "Houston we've gotta a problem"

@Everyone
Bolaji tried

@menike
can u believe the bastid maverik deliberately left out all those ma punchlines u referred to above and gave smith 22 free points .
that made the whole judgement null and void. you should take a look at his scoring system. mediocre. the idiot dont even know what a punchline is.

as yall can see menike isnt a clone of bolaji. but he speaks the truth without biase unlike the rest of em.

TRUE WORDS OF A TRUE CHAMPION , GAME RECOGNISE GAME!

@mailmalc/ alextissue/eldee/maverik
while i battle heavyweights , you low rated puppies stoop low to watch me fly and soar high with the best of the best in landmark battles.

@ bolaji
dude i just went thru your verse
u tried
but no doubt smith took it

@ smith
lets play battle
since u and spottie capped it out

and also i am not feelin menike is anybody feelin me

@ menike
who gave u best

bad temper:

@ menike
who gave u best

lol. LMFAO

@bad temper
why do u always have (0) posts. zero . hmmm ?

@ bolaji
ama tryna find out 2

bolajibaok:

@bad temper
why do u always have (0) posts. zero . hmmm ?

ain't that what I was asking spottie the other day and you was busy talking trash? Even yours has been static, everyone's post number has been static for a while now. Mine shows 404 on ma post but i check the 'your posts' thingy on the top row and I see 769