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If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by kristonium(m): 3:56pm On Sep 20, 2012
Please, read!


Just imagine! D rate at which marriages/r/ships collapse now is assuming a social symbol status in our society.

In few years time, people will b throwing divorce parties and inviting friends 2 celebrate dia divorce anniversaries; they will choose aso-ebi, hire a hall and popular musicians. Even questions like "So wen r u getting divorced?" will become commonplace.
If u knw u can't handle d weight & pressures of marriage, pls remain single.

If u don't knw wat marriage is all about, pls remain single until u do.

If u are getting married becos of the tins u desire or hope 2 gain frm d oda person, or 2 satisfy ur fantasies, pls remain single.

If u knw u can't be faithful, remain single.

Don't get married out of desperation, becos u think u are getting too old.
Don't just get married becos of d pressures frm ur families. They are not d one getting married - U are!

You desire a successful home, but if ur choice of friends are those whose marriages have collapsed. It is simple - they'll make u drink from their poisoned chalice. Once that happens, ur marriage is in a process of dying a slow death. Be very mindful of where you go for advices.

Guys, if u know u can't stay responsible pls remain single until you mature. There's no way u can abandon the care of ur family at the expense of your lifestyle.

They are your priority and everything else including u comes last. U are d teacher, d guide, d bodyguard, d spiritual leader, d role model - u are not a deity, So don't expect to be worshipped. You need respect, earn it by being responsible.

Ladies, if u knw U can't be submissive, pls don't go in2 marriage so you will not be turned to a punching bag!

If u knw u can't stand being corrected, pls marry urself. Don't throw ur spinster hood garment away if U see respect as a big deal.

Please check ur domestic scorecard - if ur score is zero, please stay in ur parents' house!

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Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by greedie1(f): 4:02pm On Sep 20, 2012
U r on point
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Sep 20, 2012
seconded
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Beync(f): 4:31pm On Sep 20, 2012
cool cool
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by DExplorer1: 4:49pm On Sep 20, 2012
Good stuff
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by 190: 5:01pm On Sep 20, 2012
And lastly never you send your wife recharge card, money for market
Money for sanitary pads or tampoo if she's not willing 2work for her own money




Divorce her undecided
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Sep 20, 2012
Will read later cool
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 5:38pm On Sep 20, 2012
hornipipe: Will read later cool


Hv read it several times
Next Please
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Kenistry(m): 11:44pm On Sep 20, 2012
Not bad
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 21, 2012
AmBeautiful:


Hv read it several times
Next Please
what's it all about please summarize cheesy
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Mynd44: 2:03am On Sep 21, 2012
AmBeautiful:


Hv read it several times
Next Please
Good. Then I am sure you are in a good position to give me a short version of it
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by CrazyMan(m): 8:02am On Sep 21, 2012
Nice artice...makes lots of sense
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 8:03am On Sep 21, 2012
hornipipe: what's it all about please summarize cheesy

brb......
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 8:04am On Sep 21, 2012
Mynd_44:
Good. Then I am sure you are in a good position to give me a short version of it

brb...
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 10:02am On Sep 21, 2012
AmBeautiful:

brb......
undecided
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by sleekprincesses: 10:11am On Sep 21, 2012
undecidedSome people are sha bored undecided

Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by amyg(f): 10:37am On Sep 21, 2012
@OP,truth is bitter bt must b told.u hit d point.I wonder y pple go in2 marriages and yet r not willing 2 let go their singlehood.
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Mynd44: 11:03am On Sep 21, 2012
AmBeautiful:

brb...
have you not come yet?
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Mynd44: 11:05am On Sep 21, 2012
hornipipe: undecided
I am core confused as to where she went than you bro
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Beync(f): 11:23am On Sep 21, 2012
190: And lastly never you send your wife recharge card, money for market
Money for sanitary pads or tampoo if she's not willing 2work for her own money




Divorce her undecided
they are looking for a moderator in CRAZE SECTION

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Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Mynd44: 11:28am On Sep 21, 2012
Beync:
they are looking for a moderator in CRAZE SECTION
Sorry did they reject you for being too crazy?
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 11:32am On Sep 21, 2012
Hmmm, I know 've seen this piece somwhere....am not sure its on Nl.
OP, pls acknowledge the original author or source
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by CrazyMan(m): 11:59am On Sep 21, 2012
Beync:
they are looking for a moderator in CRAZE SECTION
Must you mention my name sad
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Beync(f): 3:51pm On Sep 21, 2012
CrazyMan:
Must you mention my name sad
sorry HOD of CS
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by obowunmi(m): 4:02pm On Sep 21, 2012
I think Idris or one of these naija celebs posted on twitter recently.
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Beync(f): 4:15pm On Sep 21, 2012
Mynd_44:
Sorry did they reject you for being too crazy?
Did you see any sign that am crazy?
commot for road abegi
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Mynd44: 4:28pm On Sep 21, 2012
Beync:
Did you see any sign that am crazy?
commot for road abegi
Its not written on the head na
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2012
Mynd_44:
What customers?
till she comes
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Beync(f): 4:32pm On Sep 21, 2012
hornipipe: till she comes
what are you blabbing abt?
Re: If Ur Score Is Zero, Please Stay In Ur Parents' House! by Nobody: 4:35pm On Sep 21, 2012
Beync:
what are you blabbing abt?
i don't know you undecided

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