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What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 5:19pm On Sep 21, 2012
If u dey your house and u see snake, immediately u carry stick 2 kill snake NEPA take light wetin u go do at nite?
Re: What Will U Du? by Kolade9(m): 5:24pm On Sep 21, 2012
Ah will sit on the floor and start laughing embarassed

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Re: What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 5:45pm On Sep 21, 2012
Kolade9: Ah will sit on the floor and start laughing embarassed
i pity u.....
Re: What Will U Du? by nikkyshyne(f): 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2012
LMAO Kolade. cheesy

OP, na to run leave house completely oo. To enter another room no dey there.
Re: What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 5:51pm On Sep 21, 2012
nikkyshyne: LMAO Kolade. cheesy

OP, na to run leave house completely oo. To enter another room no dey there.
4 how long cos e still dey inside ur hous ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo
Re: What Will U Du? by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:06pm On Sep 21, 2012
Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!
Re: What Will U Du? by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:06pm On Sep 21, 2012
Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!i

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Re: What Will U Du? by nikkyshyne(f): 6:07pm On Sep 21, 2012
Neighbour house straight till the morning. Then I can move in with some hefty looking men to destroy the damn beast!
Tascocent: 4 how long cos e still dey inside ur hous ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo
Re: What Will U Du? by odizzy: 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2012
Oboyeee, na dat vry night i go set my house on fire, i no mind weda my certificates dey dia
Re: What Will U Du? by doublecross(m): 6:33pm On Sep 21, 2012
you never see anything.
Valiantvaliant: Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!
Re: What Will U Du? by doublecross(m): 6:34pm On Sep 21, 2012
I will kneel and beg the snake
Re: What Will U Du? by Lagusta(m): 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2012
Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Re: What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 6:53pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
u MUMU oooooooooo
Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 7:09pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
COWARD
Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 7:12pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
COWARD angry
Re: What Will U Du? by Lagusta(m): 7:32pm On Sep 21, 2012
Tascocent: u MUMU oooooooooo

Between me nd u, na who mumu pass....

I told u that's how I wanna do it, then u call me mumu.... Please let's respect ourselves here please!!!!




BUSH PIG
Re: What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta:

Between me nd u, na who mumu pass....

I told u that's how I wanna do it, then u call me mumu.... Please let's respect ourselves here please!!!!




BUSH PIG
are u taking it personal?................e don pain u abi.
Re: What Will U Du? by Lagusta(m): 7:34pm On Sep 21, 2012
Asaba man: COWARD angry

So, how am I a coward oooo...

I talk say I go kill snake with my bare hands, u then call me a coward....

Na who coward pass....
Re: What Will U Du? by Lagusta(m): 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2012
Tascocent: are u taking it personal?................e don pain u abi.

One thing I HATE most is insult... We fit yab ourselves, but insult, I hate it
Re: What Will U Du? by Tascocent(m): 7:38pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta:

One thing I HATE most is insult... We fit yab ourselves, but insult, I hate it
if e dey pain u, abeg go hug Transformer.
Re: What Will U Du? by Lagusta(m): 7:41pm On Sep 21, 2012
Tascocent: if e dey pain u, abeg go hug Transformer.

E no dey pain me, I mature pass u....

So, go put ur prrriccckkk inside commercial pepper grinder!!!!
Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta:

So, how am I a coward oooo...

I talk say I go kill snake with my bare hands, u then call me a coward....

Na who coward pass....
I knw wetin u fit do, nah opposite u talk so grin
Tascocent: if e dey pain u, abeg go hug Transformer.
Guy be mature nah, d guy say hin no lyk am. say sry. haba!
Re: What Will U Du? by odizzy: 12:17am On Sep 22, 2012
Lagusta:

So, how am I a coward oooo...

I talk say I go kill snake with my bare hands, u then call me a coward....

Na who coward pass....
no mind hm no knw wetin coward be, abeg no vex too much na night sch hm go
Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 5:36am On Sep 22, 2012
shee u dey read between lines so
odizzy: no mind hm no knw wetin coward be, abeg no vex too much na night sch hm go
shee u dey read between lines so
Re: What Will U Du? by Kolade9(m): 6:55pm On Sep 22, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
grin me too gringringrin
Re: What Will U Du? by reganvida: 7:41pm On Sep 22, 2012
me na neighbour get me dat night oh!!!
Re: What Will U Du? by rebuslim: 8:25pm On Sep 22, 2012
if na me go make sure i kil an,u kno say edo boy no dey last?
Re: What Will U Du? by JojoArmani(m): 11:21pm On Sep 22, 2012
me I go knee down and pray for nepa to bring back de light for me to watch tv and shout in my prayer snake go outside or . . . . . . . . .?
But if they no bring am back. i go sleep on de floor so dat wen de snake touch me for nite, it will run outside.

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