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God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by larride(m): 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2012
You're 22yrs old and u are dating a man of 54yrs,and u update says 'Can't wait 2c ma Baby' hmm!is that your baby or your Daddy.. #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

Your car, clothes,toothpaste were purchased by men but your twitter name is MsIndependent.#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You borrowed an IPad just because you want your tweet to reflect "Twitter for iPad"... #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

You dey buy Moet of 25-30k on Friday and drop N100 offering on Sunday.. #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

To those girls that can't kneel down for their parents but kneel to give their BFs blow***... #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You cheat in Exams yet you say heavens help those who help themselves. Apuu! #heaven4where ?#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You are a girl, your parents named u Basiratu and when a guy ask you of your name you say you re Cindy,Jessica #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

White girl updates 'i miss u Henry' Naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...trying to kill 7 birds wit one stone? #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

Ur Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And u are singing aloud:"She Must Chop My Money", instead of "Mercies of the Lord" #BabaGodisWatchingYou#


Oya drop yours cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by ndukwejoe(m): 12:47am On Sep 28, 2012
You just drank garri and ten naira groundnut and update cant wait to eat the chicken
Re: God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by bingbagbo(m): 8:04am On Sep 29, 2012
larride: You're 22yrs old and u are dating a man of 54yrs,and u update says 'Can't wait 2c ma Baby' hmm!is that your baby or your Daddy.. #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

Your car, clothes,toothpaste were purchased by men but your twitter name is MsIndependent.#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You borrowed an IPad just because you want your tweet to reflect "Twitter for iPad"... #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

You dey buy Moet of 25-30k on Friday and drop N100 offering on Sunday.. #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

To those girls that can't kneel down for their parents but kneel to give their BFs blow***... #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You cheat in Exams yet you say heavens help those who help themselves. Apuu! #heaven4where ?#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You are a girl, your parents named u Basiratu and when a guy ask you of your name you say you re Cindy,Jessica #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

White girl updates 'i miss u Henry' Naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...trying to kill 7 birds wit one stone? #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

Ur Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And u are singing aloud:"She Must Chop My Money", instead of "Mercies of the Lord" #BabaGodisWatchingYou#



Oya drop yours cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool



throwing my legs up in the skies laffin at the bolded angry angry
Re: God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by liljboy(m): 8:36am On Sep 29, 2012
U dey 44 years n u say wizkid na ur role model... #BabaGODiswatchinwnu
Re: God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by Lagusta(m): 8:47am On Sep 29, 2012
You dey stay for face me I slap u, but u go kit up, carry bold5, iphone5 and nokia E5, rent hummer for 25k, come dey prove young money..... Hmmmm na wa oooo
Re: God Is Watching You (PROJAN) by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Sep 29, 2012

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