kails macaanto how are u?

smh. lol
I'm doing fine Ali.
and You?

*Kails*:
smh. lol
I'm doing fine Ali.
and You?

am ok macaanto

*Kails*:


oh ok.

check them out.
those guys are hilarious.

di two a di bwoys dem idiat. Watch dis! http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=d3PPnV2Uh-w

Rudebwoy: di two a di bwoys dem idiat. Watch dis! http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=d3PPnV2Uh-w

mschew. my yute, dah ooman deh mad.
she nano sense and razz nuh yazz.

at first mi did find it cute
but a sketel dat!

lol mi did have a crush pon di coolie one.
mi nah lie!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgVvRDHIz8M&feature=related

hilarious.

weh mi yute deh? A lang time oonu nuh link mi, ebrytin kriss?

@Kails, wha gwaan star! a mi kno seh yuh fuljoy di festivities? bless up sista!

Rudebwoy: @Kails, wha gwaan star! a mi kno seh yuh fuljoy di festivities? bless up sista!

What's up?
Mi deh ya. Same sittin. Mi just a hold a meds an a eat a plate a oxtails..

Mi neva did go out fi New Years. Mi just chill a mi yard,
an browse pon NL yuh zimmie?

So how are you tho? Long time.

ebrytin kris. mi deh yah a gwaan bill. how mi a guh link yuh?

Rudebwoy: ebrytin kris. mi deh yah a gwaan bill. how mi a guh link yuh?

lol

@ Kelis, Wha happen sista? yu know seh mi ah dead fi hungry and no hab nuten fi nyam!!

Jayvarley: @ Kelis, Wha happen sista? yu know seh mi ah dead fi hungry and no hab nuten fi nyam!!

a wa dis?

wa kina fenky fenky sittin dis my yuute?

*Kails*:


a wa dis?

wa kina fenky fenky sittin dis my yuute?

Blouse an Skirt gal, weh yu deh pan?

Doan dis di programme enuh princess

Jayvarley:


Blouse an Skirt gal, weh yu deh pan?

Doan dis di programme enuh princess

jayvarley you need to try harder than that.

*Kails*:


jayvarley you need to try harder than that.

Ah wha dis?

Ah how yu ah tek set pan mi so?

Jayvarley:

Ah wha dis?

Ah how yu ah tek set pan mi so?

mi nuh too too truss ppl bout ya.
all unu kno fi do is go pon internet an look up how fi chat fimmie language.

a gwan like seh mi cya tell. but unu fi kno seh kails sees all.

more time mi nuh badda seh nuttin
but my yute fi yuh patois all bout di place. which part a yard fiyu ppl dem from?

*Kails*:


mi nuh too too truss ppl bout ya.
all unu kno fi do is go pon internet an look up how fi chat fimmie language.

a gwan like seh mi cya tell. but unu fi kno seh kails sees all.

more time mi nuh badda seh nuttin
but my yute fi yuh patois all bout di place. which part a yard fiyu ppl dem from?

Well Mi people dem come from St Elizabeth. . Black river.

Memba sey mi nuh born deh ehuh!

Mi born Ah England

Jayvarley:


Well Mi people dem come from St Elizabeth. . Black river.

Memba sey mi nuh born deh ehuh!

Mi born Ah England

a black kenichi dis

*Kails*:


a black kenichi dis

Ah who name so?

Jayvarley:

Ah who name so?

kmt. a fi yuh name.

*Kails*:


kmt. a fi yuh name.

LOL

Mi nuh know nobody name so.

Ah yu man dat?

Jayvarley:

LOL

Mi nuh know nobody name so.

Ah yu man dat?

hell no.

LOOL I don't even know you..i mean him

*Kails*:


hell no.

LOOL I don't even know you..i mean him

How yu fi sey dat?

Wha mek yu a tell mi dem sittin deh?

God kno mi nah lie

Fi Fe Fo Fum.

Imma surprise yall....watch!

Mrs.Chima:
Fi Fe Fo Fum.

Imma surprise yall....watch!

looool! you surprised me when you whipped out your Haitian Creole skills.
that was awesome.

Jayvarley:

How yu fi sey dat?

Wha mek yu a tell mi dem sittin deh?

God kno mi nah lie

a yu man.
no need to lie lol.
it's all good many NLDERS have alt accounts.

some all a chat to themselves

*Kails*:


a yu man.
no need to lie lol.
it's all good many NLDERS have alt accounts.

some all a chat to themselves

Ah no me,

tru tru

But it sound like sey yu have a soft spot fi di bwoy

Jayvarley:

Ah no me,

tru tru

But it sound like sey yu have a soft spot fi di bwoy

lol.

nah I already have somebody.
black is cool tho.

*Kails*:


lol.

nah I already have somebody.
black is cool tho.

alrite, dat gud, mi appy fi yu

ezotik: sounds like a badly spoken nigerian pidgin.

Harsh but true. But then its kinda cool. Especially when you hear dem speak it. Nigeria has enough dudes who copy the Jamaican flow. I personally like Shank for his own style.

Maybe ah fi learn di thing. I know say mi no spik well but we gatz start somewhere