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Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by chistiana(f): 11:35am On Jan 17, 2008
men and women lie in different ways.

Women were more likely to lie to make the person they were talking to feel good, while men lied most often to make themselves look better.

actually some men are natural born liars, they cheat and bag them selve up with sweet lies. besides they are good in story telling without any emotions attached. claim to lie to cover their stinking ass up not to hurt people feelings.

to me Men are good in what they do including lies.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by koolsasy(f): 11:49am On Jan 17, 2008
hm,
both men and women are natural liars, to me,evry one is a natural ,compulsive liar oh
u jus may never kno ow well u can tell a lie till u re faced with a circumstance, then jus wait and c d kain lie wey u go blow.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by snugle: 12:12pm On Jan 17, 2008
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
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'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked

The seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.


'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.


'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all
three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

my husband

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.


'Yes!' cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'

The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'No' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.


Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

All Us Women
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jan 17, 2008
in my opinion guys are pathetic liars while women are PROFESSIONALS if they really have to
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by Joey82(m): 12:22pm On Jan 17, 2008
girls are just natural liars, what is most stunning is how they're able to pretend forever without being caught.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by opuro(m): 12:30pm On Jan 17, 2008
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LIES
BUT EMBROIDMENT OF TRUTH grin
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by chistiana(f): 12:34pm On Jan 17, 2008
ahahah

to be frank men u guys are d bomb, u guys are trying. every words that comes out of their mouth is all lies.

they can wake the dead with their lies.

we all natural born liars but this crrook called men are more than natural lol.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by Joey82(m): 12:53pm On Jan 17, 2008
@christiana

deep down within u, u know u aint saying d truth about men, when a man toasts u it is easier to detect when he's lying than when a woman speaks, women can b damn serious and soft admist their lies, its just so natural with them.

i only hope we dont turn this to some kinda debate cos u wont win sha.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by sistajay(f): 2:33pm On Jan 17, 2008
Men sabi lie even though they know sey you know na lie dey talk and some na compulsive lair dey go cover one lie with another lie. For us women when we talk our own lie we are so convincing, you no go know sey na lie we dey talk.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by skysunny(m): 3:02pm On Jan 17, 2008
Women & thier lies na grade 1 grin
u can immagine i called my girl to ask where she is she told me she at work
but a male voice at the background where she is now said WHY U TOO DEY LIE LIKE THIS
i was supprised that she is lying i now heard that same voice saying NO MIND HER SHE DEY OSHODI SHE DEY LIE but i pretended as if i heard nothing after 30 mins i now called the number she used in calling me earlier it was a guy that picked the call probberbly one of her numeriouse boy-friends i guess
Good radiance to bad rubbish angry
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by adeboo(f): 4:18pm On Jan 17, 2008
BOTH.
I have seen men and women that can lie for the whle of England.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by Busta(f): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2008
I'd say both too

" Natural Born Liars"
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by tkb417(m): 4:26pm On Jan 17, 2008
how can we tell?
Guys/gurls lie. Who does it berra? i dunno.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by uspry1(f): 4:35pm On Jan 17, 2008
BOTH are either compulsive or natural lair!

@poster
I am asking you why you so bother asking NL members about BAD BOYS with compulsive lair, manic sex freak, and Nairaland addict when it comes to romance/sexual/relationship problem against narrow-minded frigid women.  It sound like you have been jilted not know what you want from man.

The following threads you post previously that show who you are:

Do Men Respect Ladies With Trashy Talks
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-105394.0.html

Can You Fall In Love With A Bitch?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-106378.0.html
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by Faitymine(m): 5:22pm On Jan 17, 2008
To be honest it's a vice versal issue, we both lied to each other remember! grin grin grin
What about you?
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by chistiana(f): 9:01am On Jan 18, 2008
@uspry1

hey what are u insinuating by posting those thread of mine.why are u so concern about me jilted by a man or don't know what i want? grin grin grin grin grin

cool cool cool MEN!!!!!!!! u guys are great liars.
Re: Men/women Who Is The Compulsive/natural Lair by choco4life(m): 6:03pm On Jan 18, 2008
Ladies of course,
not trying to be a male chauvinist. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . but ladies can lie!

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