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JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2012

Welcome my esteemed Niralanders, its time to regain the glory of the jokes section. Previously, one comes into dis section to have a good tym, elate his mood, and stay alive but now someone can actually feel depressed looking through this section WHY? Politics and group this group that. You all are great guys(To my comedians in d house) and I emplore u to support this context by first indicating your interest. You are required to relax and create a fresh jokes for pple to appreciate. Now even if u have to copy n paste jokes, modify it for the fun of ppls view.
Note: You will be required to drop ur joke

AIM: to create a hilarious event on nairaland supporting our very own products of Jokes section Comedy.

METHOD OF MERIT: This is where viewer play a part at the start of the contest, when d jokes starts droping in, you indicate ur judgement by LIKE on any joke that pulled ur string at d end of the show the cumulative of likes for the various individuals will be collected and published.

TIME FOR COMPETITION: ANYTIME.

REWARD: You stand a chance to be the true lord of comedy joke section n u have ur respect without odds.

We will gladly appreciate the cooperation of the MOD toward realizing the success of this event.
Thanks in anticipation to a successful event grin

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:06pm On Oct 02, 2012

Could this be true

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 02, 2012

AnnbabyHot: Could this be true??

Na Lie! Another noise jor..

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Oct 02, 2012

AnnbabyHot: Could this be true??

Yes dear let's make this work, let's make ppl happy

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 02, 2012

dvdon:
Yes dear let's make this work, let's make ppl happy

But who are u

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 02, 2012

MOGUL.O:

But who are u

Dvdon d Op and a contestant

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Oct 02, 2012

dvdon:
Dvdon d Op and a contestant

Park well jor....

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by sutoboy(m): 6:15pm On Oct 02, 2012

dvdon:
Dvdon d Op and a contestant

you mean davido is a contestant also?

grin

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 02, 2012

sutoboy:

you mean davido is a contestant also?

lolz yes let's say also featuring Davido wizkid sutoboy and Timaya

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Oct 02, 2012

You know Y I love this section D real jokers that make things happen are yet 2 show up which when they do I will identify them as for those asking who am I? I am sowi they r new 2 me but they ve to prove there long term existence and experience.

Its a hard contest so if I don't see any volunteer I won't be supprise we ve lost a lot of talents in d house but from my observation we ve good talents I just don't want 2 mention names

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2012

dvdon:
lolz yes let's say also featuring Davido wizkid sutoboy and Timaya

This is wonderful

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2012

General Marshall Larride is in the building.

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2012

General El Guapo [CEO Guapo's Maybach Joke Label] Is in the Building cool

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by dani1luv: 5:01pm On Oct 04, 2012

dvdon: Welcome my esteemed Niralanders, its time to regain the glory of the jokes section. Previously, one comes into dis section to have a good tym, elate his mood, and stay alive but now someone can actually feel depressed looking through this section WHY? Politics and group this group that. You all are great guys(To my comedians in d house) and I emplore u to support this context by first indicating your interest. You are required to relax and create a fresh jokes for pple to appreciate. Now even if u have to copy n paste jokes, modify it for the fun of ppls view.
Note: You will be required to drop ur joke

AIM: to create a hilarious event on nairaland supporting our very own products of Jokes section Comedy.

METHOD OF MERIT: This is where viewer play a part at the start of the contest, when d jokes starts droping in, you indicate ur judgement by LIKE on any joke that pulled ur string at d end of the show the cumulative of likes for the various individuals will be collected and published.

TIME FOR COMPETITION: ANYTIME.

REWARD: You stand a chance to be the true lord of comedy joke section n u have ur respect without odds.

We will gladly appreciate the cooperation of the MOD toward realizing the success of this event.
Thanks in anticipation to a successful event

You have my support

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by jackpot(f): 5:05pm On Oct 04, 2012

dvdon:
Dvdon d Op and a contestant

who be this DISLOCATED PRICK? undecided

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 6:09pm On Oct 04, 2012

General Marshall Larride passing by

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by lordmassac(m): 7:15pm On Oct 04, 2012

I dim show o

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by ekeroyal(m): 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2012

I don't understand what's going on here. DVD ON or OFF what's this?

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 1:48am On Oct 05, 2012

Let me drop mine to motivate u all.

Two brothers where secretly cooking beans in their room in skul because they didn't want other mates to knw about it. But there is this close neighbour and friend dat always come visiting at the right time (when food is ready) with a spoon in his pocket. As usual, the friend comes knocking but the brodas were smart to move the cooking to the toilet; They decided to play card game together. while they played the game,the question now comes.

How will they check the beans??

So codedly one of the broda said to the other
"O boi see as u dey go market like beans wey one burn.... cool

The broda replyed "u see as you dey pick 2 like beans wey don cook... cool

But immediately their friend responded "see as una two dey play card like pple wey wan hide chop beans for my back.. shocked

No be small thing; na so game take end grin

Carry on bros dem Tuwalee.

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 1:55am On Oct 05, 2012

dani1luv:

You have my support

Thank you bro. I knw wif u n other gud guys this is going to work

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 8:43am On Oct 05, 2012

General Marshall Larride reporting for duty. Laff away with me.

A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils Christian Religion Knowledge, after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked, what is the materials God us to create human being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher don't teach us non-sense, are you saying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as you are. shocked

The teacher fainted thrice and had a miscarriage grin

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by realsammie(m): 8:49am On Oct 05, 2012

dani1luv:

You have my support

and why do you have to hide my post. what have i said that warrant that. He be like say your hand they scratch you.

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 9:15am On Oct 05, 2012

When a rat sees a cat and dances Azonto check very well there is a hole closeby grin

Monkey say him name na micheal na him enemys start 2 to the call Monkey say one dey God go vindicate am.

When goat born pikin na so d pikin go dey jump up and down e no dey reason y him mama no dey follow am jump?
Simple the mama knw say life is short and at any moment she fit end up for plate (ishiewu) sad

Pikin wey they remember go piss when things the matter between him papa and mama for their one room apartment, the easily turn inspiration to him papa to expand him house. grin

A word is enough for the wise

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by alajor(m): 10:15am On Oct 05, 2012

dvdon: Let me drop mine to motivate u all.

Two brothers where secretly cooking beans in their room in skul because they didn't want other mates to knw about it. But there is this close neighbour and friend dat always come visiting at the right time (when food is ready) with a spoon in his pocket. As usual, the friend comes knocking but the brodas were smart to move the cooking to the toilet; They decided to play card game together. while they played the game,the question now comes.

How will they check the beans??

So codedly one of the broda said to the other
"O boi see as u dey go market like beans wey one burn....

The broda replyed "u see as you dey pick 2 like beans wey don cook...

But immediately their friend responded "see as una two dey play card like pple wey wan hide chop beans for my back..

No be small thing; na so game take end
Carry on bros dem Tuwalee.

Ol'boy I laugh well well for this ur yoke. Nyc one

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 10:40am On Oct 05, 2012

alajor:
Ol'boy I laugh well well for this ur yoke. Nyc one

thank u broda all u need 2 do nw is to click LIKE on the joke.

Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by ekeroyal(m): 11:34am On Oct 05, 2012

Let me do this one

A mathematics teacher enters the class and writes the following on the board
"two men did a job in 3 days, how many days would the same job take 6 men of the same strength?"

A student quickly raised his hand and responds "sir, if 2 men can do the job in 3 days then no need
of using 6 men. It is better they go and look for job somewhere else. Because if they all do the job
the money will not be enough for them" tongue

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by bunmioguns(m): 12:54pm On Oct 05, 2012

*Peeps into the thread and goes back again*

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:42pm On Oct 05, 2012

^^^ presido where you dey go? Come defend ya title.
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.
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A family in Nigeria was
puzzled when the coffin of
their dead mother arrived
from the USA. It had been
sent by their sister.
The tiny corpse was so
tightly squeezed inside the
coffin that their mother's
face was practically touching
the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin,
they found a letter from their
sister pinned to their
mother's chest, which read:
Dearest brothers and sisters,
I am sending you our
mother's remains for burial
there in Lagos.
Sorry I couldn't come along
as the expenses were so
high. You will find inside the
coffin, under Mama's body,
12 cans of Libby's corned
beef and 12 cans of
Luncheon Meat. Just divide it
among yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-
new pair of Reeboks (size cool

for Junior. There are four
pairs of Reeboks under
Mama's head for Tunde's
sons. Mama is wearing six
Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is
for Omo, the other for Roy
and the rest are for my
nephews.
Mama is also wearing one
dozen Wonder Bra ( your
favourite), just divide it
among yourselves.
The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret
panties that Mama is
wearing should be
distributed among my nieces
and cousins. Mama is also
wearing eight Docker pants -
Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for
the boys. The Swiss watch
you asked for is on Mama's
left wrist, please get it.
Auntie Ronke, Mama is
wearing what you asked for
- earrings, ring and necklace
- just please get them. Also,
the six pairs of Channel
stockings that Mama is
wearing must be divided
among the teen-age girls
there. I hope they like the
colour.
Your loving sister,
Bukky
P.S. Please take care of
finding a dress for Mama for
her burial.

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Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by sutoboy(m): 4:29pm On Oct 05, 2012

dvdon:
lolz yes let's say also featuring Davido wizkid sutoboy and Timaya

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