Kslib: The fact that they can survive even in hell fire?
Only in naija will a madman ask a normal person" are you okay"?
The fact that they learn anything more than the master?
Only in naija an armed robber will come to your house and ask you to make "EBA" for him?

Only in naija arm robbers will rob your laptops/phone and stil come back for the security code.

Dem sabi argue

victorian: Some nigerians that are foolishly &miserly crafty. Then, insanely wicked in their physical outlook. .....Crafty and wicked looks do not hide, its always there for all to see

If this is what amuses you about Nigerians,then i must confess " your sense of humor is lower than low battery and low sp.erm count"

mr_man: The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?

buhahahahahahahaha.am gona die laughing.but take it or take it,we are d best in Africa

pastie:

Only in naija arm robbers will rob your laptops/phone and stil come back for the security code.

Hahahahaa !!! Laff wan finish me oh.....
Only in naija arm robbers will steal your car and come back for " fuel money"..

Many wrong thing in nigeria.only in nigeria person go sick dem go carry go CHURCH instead of Hospital.

Only in naija armed robbers will steal someone's car and the person will start shouting " my fuel oh" " my fuel oh"....

I am always amaze when I think of..
1. How Yahoo boys dey take dey turn oyinbos with all their brain to mumu
2. How Igbos dey take pirate any product at will,import expired products to sell to him own people and still sidon to follow dem laugh..
3. Our hustle is unrivaled,politicians craftiness and stealing abilities is second to none
4. Never say die attitude
5. Our love for this great country despite all our shortcomings
6. How intelligent Nigerians are
7. Calmness in the face of trouble
8. Our uniqueness
9. Our undying love for money
10. Ego,Bigmanism,pride

mr_man: The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?

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Nigeria i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ a country full O̶̷̩̥̊͡f diffrnt ethnic grps making it difficult for us 2 live 2geda.....but we have tried sha..."PRETENDING" all i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ alright...we try to be happpy o jare...We big hypocrites..I still love nigeria

Kslib:
If this is what amuses you about Nigerians,then i must confess " your sense of humor is lower than low battery and low sp.erm count"

lol

Welcome to Nigeria,where pedestrians run on zebra crossing...
I don't blame them sha cos some drivers and riders don't even know what zebra crossing is meant for let alone wait for pedestrians

Our surviving skills even in the stormy weather
our support for one another
our superstitious belief
our love for the country despite the misgivings

Thir art of robbing cars. You have to see it to believe it.

Twinsanity: Thir art of robbing cars. You have to see it to believe it.

So na wetin dey amuse you be dat? I hail oh.....

One moment we're singing "I go vote for. . . " The Next Moment we're in "ALL CAPS RAGE"

azimibraun: I expect president GEJ as a former uniport boy and a lecturer to as a matter of urgency intervene in d matter..wt a cruel way of giving jungle justice.m dis kind of lawlesness must nt b part of our way as a ppl.its d gej's alma matta

MUMU

@Post

The fact that many Nigerian Christians choose to revere and worship their pastors and daddies and mommies in the Lord when they should actually spend their time revering and worshiping Jehovah God the Almighty, the Ancient of days who created us all. And I personally don't find that amusing at all. If anything, I feel for their souls.

On a different note, I think we Nigerians have a good sense of humor. Laughter they say is good for the body and the soul.

We are global.

omiobo: nigerians are coward

Its your ancestors that were cowards!

Nigerians are the best comedians on this planet called earth.who wanna doubt me?

chucky234: I am always amaze when I think of..
1. How Yahoo boys dey take dey turn oyinbos with all their brain to mumu
2. How Igbos dey take pirate any product at will,import expired products to sell to him own people and still sidon to follow dem laugh..
3. Our hustle is unrivaled,politicians craftiness and stealing abilities is second to none
4. Never say die attitude
5. Our love for this great country despite all our shortcomings
6. How intelligent Nigerians are
7. Calmness in the face of trouble
8. Our uniqueness
9. Our undying love for money
10. Ego,Bigmanism,pride

she-wanna:
Welcome to Nigeria,where pedestrians run on zebra crossing...
I don't blame them sha cos some drivers and riders don't even know what zebra crossing is meant for let alone wait for pedestrians

she-wanna:
Welcome to Nigeria,where pedestrians run on zebra crossing...
I don't blame them sha cos some drivers and riders don't even know what zebra crossing is meant for let alone wait for pedestrians

she-wanna:
Welcome to Nigeria,where pedestrians run on zebra crossing...
I don't blame them sha cos some drivers and riders don't even know what zebra crossing is meant for let alone wait for pedestrians

buwhahahahahahahahaha
No run nah! Make u appear 4 Sun Newspaper 2moro.
Next 2moro,person go read d story finish 4 newspaper stand say,'c dis mumu person wey dey 4m zebra crossing.Him no kno say na 9ja he dey.'

alosiby92: NLanders, what amuses you about Nigerians? Is it their accent? or something else?
For me it definitely has to be the way they dance at nigerian parties...you see people who look so serious its like they can't even drink water getting down on the dance floor like there is no tommorrow. On the case of Naija guys, it has to be the way they chat up a babe and for the ladies the way they insult...any others?

why wud all these trip me? Am I not a Nigerian too??

If something happens mayb in a negative way, The fact that one tribe would look at the other tribe and say 'awon omo ibo' or 'haboki oshi' or 'alata boys -agbero people'.

@op,
Everyone owes them attitude,
Men curse like a broken bottle( men from other countries walk away from a cursing match not Naijamen)
We created the universe attitude
We are the best! And wrongly believe it too!
Most sensitive guys ever
Patriotic at the sametime very tribal
Childlike innocense and touch of arrogance at the same time

Intriguing indeed!

its the way we answer questions that amuses me most. Nigerians always ask questions in return before answering the one they were asked

They are mostly HIPOCRITES.They NEVER WALK the talk...

D way we shout when power is on! ◘up NEPA☻™

fankasibe:
@poster....if u are not a Nigerian and u post anything negative about her....u will sleep on ur bed and wake-up inside a 2-dy-2 inches coffin......i respect my country pass ur country

My country is Nigeria ...For your info, this OP is Nigerian born and bred(elsewhere) but miss home occassionally and think of the things that amuse me about the place...
I also love the "unspoken" moral standards of Nigerians and the rudeness at times makes me laugh...

If u think u can racially abuse a naija man and expect him to feel bad, then u need to think twice... They enjoy tribal(verbal) war... Its kinda interesting to them... And they love to tease and jest alot....