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Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:00am On Jan 21, 2008
embarassed embarassed please nairalanders am looking for a wifey ,come to my aid , any interested candidate mail me (must be between ages 18-35 )and Must Be In America, UK or any european country,don't want girls in Nigeria , ooooh i don't have too much money to spend
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by acidrop(f): 5:04am On Jan 21, 2008
hmmm na wa ooo
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:17am On Jan 21, 2008
jayon:

embarassed embarassed please nairalanders am looking for a wifey ,come to my aid
eyah embarassed embarassed


jayon:

(must be between ages 18-35 )a
times like this, am proud to say am 38 yrs old. . . .maybe acidrop (no yab mi o) can aid you

jayon:

and Must Be In America, UK or any european country,don't want girls in Nigeria
why not Nigeria? eh? the girls there are too robust for you? you want them flat@$$ chics up in america, na wa oh


jayon:

ooooh i don't have too much money to spend

hehehehhehe, this part is funny!! NO MONEY NO ROMANCE, darl!! tongue
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by debosky(m): 5:31am On Jan 21, 2008
jayon the pathological liar?? "grin"

any woman who marries him must be prepared to be lied to.

why would jayon who is in naija want a woman in UK/US? he wants you for papers so run! grin

lastly, how will he pay to communicate with someone out of naija? Boy you gat to step up your game or else no show for you. cool
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by pin4eva(f): 9:45am On Jan 21, 2008
@debosky

y calling him a lair? i tot every thing was sought out in one of his thread. Y can't u forget his past and face his present?
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry angry
debosky:

jayon the pathological liar?? "grin"

any woman who marries him must be prepared to be lied to.

why would jayon who is in naija want a woman in UK/US? he wants you for papers so run! grin

lastly, how will he pay to communicate with someone out of naija? Boy you got to step up your game or else no show for you. cool
wetin i do you, why the insult, Love is Blind and has no bound cheesy

pin4eva:

@debosky

y calling him a lair? i tot every thing was sought out in one of his thread. Y can't u forget his past and face his present?

Thanks Bro, Am a New Man
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by sereques(m): 2:48am On Jan 22, 2008
@jayon, Did you guys ran out of sisters in the church? undecided
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by funkybaby(f): 8:37am On Jan 22, 2008
jayon is a first class pathological liar. Old habits die hard.
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:53am On Jan 22, 2008
funkybaby:

jayon is a first class pathological liar. Old habits die hard.

cheesy grin cheesy Well, Mrs Pataki, he say's he's a reformed character! wink grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by almondjoy(f): 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2008
jayon:

embarassed embarassed please nairalanders am looking for a wifey ,come to my aid , any interested candidate mail me (must be between ages 18-35 )and Must Be In America, UK or any european country,don't want girls in Nigeria , ooooh i don't have too much money to spend

You are looking in the right place. Goodluck and do not forget to send me an "E-invite"! kiss
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:20am On Jan 23, 2008
sereques:

@jayon, Did you guys ran out of sisters in the church? undecided

angry angry WHAT do you mean, ooooh shocked shocked shocked sorry it was a question , No we don't ,1 more thing added to the requirement must be a born again christian grin

funkybaby:

jayon is a first class pathological liar. Old habits die hard.
angry angry Funke you know sey i dey always respect you ,Now you are going out of Bounds,You stupid thing, Useless thing Nah so I no fit Marry Person Like you ,Or You dey Angry sey I no want you ,But i fit manage you sha oooo, You know sey U nigerian Girls Like money but come sha i fit help u a Lil-bit, I know sey Mr Partaki get money but the guy stingy as per UK parole but me fit open money small grin grin

Siena:

cheesy grin cheesy Well, Mrs Pataki, he say's he's a reformed character! wink grin

I had always Know that siena is the most understanding and Best And Good hearted man in Nairaland ,Keep it Up, GOD Bless,

almondjoy:

You are looking in the right place. Goodluck and do not forget to send me an "E-invite"! kiss
What of if i change my mind and choose you as my Bride ,what do you think grin cheesy wink
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by sereques(m): 3:03am On Jan 23, 2008
jayon:

angry angry WHAT do you mean, ooooh shocked shocked shocked sorry it was a question , No we don't ,1 more thing added to the requirement must be a born again christian grin


Did your parish pastor know that you are looking for pussies online, or may be you are a parish pastor yourself wink
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:17am On Jan 23, 2008
sereques:


or may be you are a parish pastor yourself wink
God forbid!! grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by sexytammy(f): 3:27am On Jan 23, 2008
sereques:
or may be you are a parish pastor yourself wink

ah if he's a parish pastor, in congregation don peme be dat cheesy
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by almondjoy(f): 5:19am On Jan 23, 2008
jayon:

angry angry WHAT do you mean, ooooh shocked shocked shocked sorry it was a question , No we don't ,1 more thing added to the requirement must be a born again christian grin
angry angry Funke you know sey i dey always respect you ,Now you are going out of Bounds,You stupid thing, Useless thing Nah so I no fit Marry Person Like you ,Or You dey Angry sey I no want you ,But i fit manage you sha oooo, You know sey You nigerian Girls Like money but come sha i fit help u a Lil-bit, I know sey Mr Partaki get money but the guy stingy as per UK parole but me fit open money small grin grin

I had always Know that siena is the most understanding and Best And Good hearted man in Nairaland ,Keep it Up, GOD Bless,


What of if i change my mind and choose you as my Bride ,what do you think grin cheesy wink

I would marry you in a heart beat because I like guys who shoot straight and ask for what they want directly.  Unfortunately, I am mortgaged for the next 30 years.  If you can wait, see you at the altar when I am 60 years young.  In the mean time, I am only available for one night sits or stands only! kiss

Thanks for the offer.  Once again good luck in your search.
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by tkb417(m): 7:11pm On Jan 23, 2008
@Jayon
number 1 crazeman. . .u never repent. Now ure looking for ashewo to marry.
make Otumarkpo fire ur yansh where u dey grin grin grin

@Siena
Did u just say Mrs. Pataki?
i don die, so the man get wife for house. OK.

@Mrs Pataki/funkybaby
pls, warn Mr.Pataki for me o.
Im vexing for him o.
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jan 23, 2008
tkb417:

@Jayon
number 1 crazeman. . .u never repent. Now ure looking for ashewo to marry.
make Otumarkpo fire your yansh where u dey grin grin grin

@tkb417 Big monkey ,You dey craise ,who put ur mouth for here and moreover how old are you ,didn't your mother teach you to rrespect your elders ,fool, angry angry

almondjoy:

I would marry you in a heart beat because I like guys who shoot straight and ask for what they want directly. Unfortunately, I am mortgaged for the next 30 years. If you can wait, see you at the altar when I am 60 years young. In the mean time, I am only available for one night sits or stands only! kiss

Thanks for the offer. Once again good luck in your search.
If you are available for one night ,am gonna give you my number so we can talk, just for one night wink cheesy and i asure you , you gonna love me ,i swear grin

sereques:


Did your parish pastor know that you are looking for pussies online, or may be you are a parish pastor yourself wink
SO whats Bad if a pastor needs a wife,and he can't get one on the church and wanna get online , or do you think europeans come to my church gat to hunt for 'em jo grin

toyinrayo:

God forbid!! grin
God for-bid, didn't God use Moses(he was always angry), didn't God Use Saul later Paul(Upon All is Murder acts), (didn't God Use Gideon upon his weakness), didn't God use David Upon his adultery Act, I believe God got Plans for me Got A problem With that , Word cheesy

sexytammy:

ah if he's a parish pastor, in congregation don peme be that cheesy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH U think sey I be REV KIng,


Nah all of una know girls holla grin grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by tkb417(m): 9:08am On Jan 24, 2008
@tkb417 Big monkey ,You dey craise ,who put your mouth for here and moreover how old are you ,didn't your mother teach you to rrespect your elders ,fool,


wonders shall never end. . .did u type this urself Adamu matairu or whats ur name sef?
who be ur mate? ok. You want to do yahoo yahoo here abi? Ure looking for babes in d US/UK? i cant stop laffing. what happened to the imbeciles uve been shagging at Obalende? make Otumarkpo fire dat ur black yansh once again.
ode
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by opokonwa(m): 10:21am On Jan 24, 2008
@jayon

YAHOOTZHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by U1(m): 10:52am On Jan 24, 2008
You go find. Good luck. cool
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by efuah(f): 12:02pm On Jan 24, 2008
almondjoy:

I am only available for one night sits or stands only! kiss
Did u just say that? angry angry angry

@jayon. . . gd luck.
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 24, 2008
@all merci, thanks very much grin grin grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by funkybaby(f): 7:28pm On Jan 25, 2008
tkb417:

@Jayon
number 1 crazeman. . .u never repent. Now ure looking for ashewo to marry.
make Otumarkpo fire your yansh where u dey grin grin grin


i say a massive Amen to that prayer.

tkb417:

@Siena
Did u just say Mrs. Pataki?
i don die, so the man get wife for house. OK.

no mind siena.
he has been going on with this Mrs. Pataki thing.  grin
He just dey burn my cable on nairaland.  wink
i never announce for nairaland say i don do wedding.

tkb417:

@Mrs Pataki/funkybaby
please, warn Mr.Pataki for me o.
I'm vexing for him o.

How has My Dear offended you?

jayon:

Funke you know sey i dey always respect you ,Now you are going out of Bounds,You stupid thing, Useless thing Nah so I no fit Marry Person Like you ,Or You dey Angry sey I no want you ,But i fit manage you sha oooo, You know sey You nigerian Girls Like money but come sha i fit help u a Lil-bit, I know sey Mr Partaki get money but the guy stingy as per UK parole but me fit open money small grin grin

What of if i change my mind and choose you as my Bride ,what do you think grin cheesy wink

**hiss**

Rantings of a mentally challenged fool.
Yeah, Jayon, you are mentally unstable. sad sad
That explains all your silly threads, foolish posts and you ship load of lies. tongue
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:08am On Jan 26, 2008
@funke but what of if am in love with you grin grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by acidrop(f): 4:46am On Jan 26, 2008
then u remove d what if and jst say it
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:33am On Jan 26, 2008
grin grin grin ok aCIDROP ,Am in Love with funke ,shey U go marry me
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by funkybaby(f): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2008
jayon:

@funke but what of if am in love with you grin grin

jayon:

grin grin grin ok aCIDROP ,Am in Love with funke ,shey You go marry me

when i say Jayon is sick in the head, people think i am being unneccesarily insultive

@Jayon

I know that you will be disappointed to hear this but there is no space for your love in my life. I don't do Under 18s like you.  angry angry

However, i have cheering news for you.  I need a man that can help me in HAND washing my bra, g-strings and pants every morning - and you are just the man perfect for the job. cheesy grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jan 26, 2008
funkybaby:

when i say Jayon is sick in the head, people think i am being unneccesarily insultive

@Jayon

I know that you will be disappointed to hear this but there is no space for your love in my life. I don't do Under 18s like you. angry angry

However, i have cheering news for you. I need a man that can help me in [b]HAND washing my bra, g-strings and pants every morning - and you are just the man perfect for the job[/b]. cheesy grin


Ha! cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by babycool(f): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2008
Jayon

Seems like you are one broke ass guy, looking for green card or something?
If you are not looking for a Nigerian girl why post on Naija thread, why not try US or India sites? At least if you get to marry an Indian woman, you don't have to pay any brides price.

Broke, Broke sorry A**!  grin
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 27, 2008
funkybaby:

when i say Jayon is sick in the head, people think i am being unneccesarily insultive

@Jayon

I know that you will be disappointed to hear this but there is no space for your love in my life. I don't do Under 18s like you. angry angry

However, i have cheering news for you. I need a man that can help me in HAND washing my bra, g-strings and pants every morning - and you are just the man perfect for the job. cheesy grin

@funke i can do all this things if you can just be my wife and after all i will be ur man,and not to forget i will obtain my UK citizenship card abi dat one no better and after i recieve alll that one we go kon see who be man for house ,me or You grin grin

Siena:

Ha! cheesy grin cheesy grin
abi siena wat do u think

babycool:

Jayon

Seems like you are one broke ass guy, looking for green card or something?
If you are not looking for a Nigerian girl why post on Naija thread, why not try US or India sites? At least if you get to marry an Indian woman, you don't have to pay any brides price.

Broke, Broke sorry A**! grin

I No Fit Shout,
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by acidrop(f): 8:40am On Jan 28, 2008
haaaaaaaaaa, jayon e be like say e no dey work out ooo, make i help you?
Re: Jayon Is Looking For A Wifey On Nairaland by almondjoy(f): 9:16am On Jan 28, 2008
efuah:

Did u just say that? angry angry angry

@jayon. . . gd luck.

Sorry darling sis-in-law!  I did not expect you to be around.  Abeg no tell ya brother ooooooooooooooooooooh! cheesy

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