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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 7:30pm On Feb 17, 2008
u have mine
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:19pm On Feb 17, 2008
i go just vex kill this one
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:22pm On Feb 17, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

okay, for the sake of chivalry, we won't be responding to the above attacks on our intellectual acumen or our vocabulistic capabilities grin and saucekid, i didn't know you were not comfortable with grammatical construction, beats me because my favourite new words for last year were yebariba and samboribobo respectively

infact i have started a global campaign to have those two words officially included in the revised edition of the oxford advanced english learners dictionary which is expected to be published before the end of this year, perhaps madam ifyalways could help us out by signing our petition, it already has close to 140 million signatures ( infact we need just two more to meet our mark

. . . . .enuf,dont distabilize my connection pls.
you wanna show ya Ninglish skills,take a bus to oshodi mkt pls. cheesy
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2008
what is your problem Mr Turkey, Don't force me to call you Mr Chicken o
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:33pm On Feb 17, 2008
do it
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2008
hey people, you think i'm scared of being called chicken? you could go ahead y'all but i know i ain't a chicken. I'm a full blooded male turkey and i got the secret spell to turn anyone into a chicken if you don't start behaving yourselves. you think i'm joking, just gimme a try and y'all realise that someone or something was responsible for the shocking transformation of some hitherto believed super eagles into some super spectacular chickens in far away ghana just recently.

got that right, i was responsible for that grin thats where i've been all these while making sure that i got some revenge as the country was reported to have consumed the largest number of turkeys over the last festive period, now who wants a piece of me?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 8:53pm On Feb 17, 2008
Definitely not me

U no dey move market again. Na pork i dey find now
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:06pm On Feb 17, 2008
turkey still dey think say he get value
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2008
hehe.
hes lost his value in the cooking pot since.
kanda,kpomo,fishn,egufe and even chicken has taken his place.
more to it,hes not missed by anybody,so Mr ninglish,take a walk joo. tongue
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Feb 18, 2008
ure back turkey?

*uses turkey for peppersoup* awwww so delicious grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 9:46am On Feb 18, 2008
i no dey there oh
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Feb 18, 2008
am glad never invited u grin coward/turkeyward grin

*enjoyz turkey peppersoup* grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2008
lmao.
abeg clem when you finish,sum guys wud be glad to have the bones cheesy
they are waiting ooooooh
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2008
tj,web bone don dey for una
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 4:23am On Feb 19, 2008
ify, u too dey try homeboys oh.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 5:23am On Feb 19, 2008
. . . .home boyz too dey show theirselves grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:51am On Feb 19, 2008
grin grin grin
turkey!!!
u r back!!
u can c i wz absent 4d past wk, i took it upon my sef 2 find u as a val present 2 nlndrs,
guess u found us 1st
as 4 ifygunpoint's luv 4 ur romance wit d grammatical side of tins, dnt blame her,
she'll get 2 lov u soon enof as she did me 2
so wer did we stop wit my take ovr d world scheme??
singin[i] *welcom, welcom welcom bac*[/i]
sori abt ur lesser half duo,
i did all i culd 2 save her flesh, cry
but dis, dis, dis ogugulatars jst had 2 eat her up cry
sori again sha
welcom bac again
angry angry angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by topeteadr(m): 7:59am On Feb 19, 2008
Lol. . . . Ify, r u a boy or a gal. . . If u're a gal, are meet me off camera. . .
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 9:33am On Feb 19, 2008
toooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

u don start again. all the chick wey u don see in camera we no see dem for nland again

i no know weda u gi give dem belle go dump for village, then come back come find anoda one.

@ify

u can decide to be a statistic with him oh
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2008
trust teadr na only inside wrapper u fit catch am
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:54pm On Feb 19, 2008
angry angry angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:17pm On Feb 19, 2008
hehe, tope in camera you said?see you there then. cheesy
gunpoint no try spoil this runs for me ooooo you never tire as you dey see me for house so?you no wan make i marry leave house for una?abeg no spoil this one ooooh grin cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2008
tope na babe napper oooo
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:36pm On Feb 19, 2008
sauce you dont say that shocked shocked shocked
arent i shocked now? cry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:47pm On Feb 19, 2008
be surprised and afraid
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:57pm On Feb 19, 2008
yes oooooh and even more
i was shocked and electrocuted sef infact am still in a state of coma as a result of the shocking discovery,what a blow to my fyne face sad angry cry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:44am On Feb 20, 2008
@ifygunpoint
u aint gettin away babe
its mi & u 4evr

@tope aka camera man
be warnd
i wnt b so nice nxt time

@saucekid
kiss kiss kiss
lets liv in peace
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 7:46am On Feb 20, 2008
@gunpoint
are u gay
how come u are kissing saucekid?
saucey run for ya dear life oooo
if u don't u will be greiving over a
scattered anus by 2morrow
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:50am On Feb 20, 2008
chei!

lol grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 9:27am On Feb 20, 2008
wonders shall never end ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a whole gunpoint gay, we are not save anymore.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 10:14am On Feb 20, 2008
@sucess
i did not say he is gay oo
i was only asking if he is?
don't quote me abeg
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 10:16am On Feb 20, 2008
all join

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