Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,155,828 members, 7,828,023 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2024 at 09:44 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Where Is Mr.turkey? (26796 Views)
Jimi Agbaje Is Mr. Stingy / Rip Mr Turkey: / It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) ... (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) ... (30) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 7:30pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
u have mine |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:19pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
i go just vex kill this one |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:22pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Mr. Turkey:. . . . .enuf,dont distabilize my connection pls. you wanna show ya Ninglish skills,take a bus to oshodi mkt pls. |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
what is your problem Mr Turkey, Don't force me to call you Mr Chicken o |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:33pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
do it |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
hey people, you think i'm scared of being called chicken? you could go ahead y'all but i know i ain't a chicken. I'm a full blooded male turkey and i got the secret spell to turn anyone into a chicken if you don't start behaving yourselves. you think i'm joking, just gimme a try and y'all realise that someone or something was responsible for the shocking transformation of some hitherto believed super eagles into some super spectacular chickens in far away ghana just recently. got that right, i was responsible for that thats where i've been all these while making sure that i got some revenge as the country was reported to have consumed the largest number of turkeys over the last festive period, now who wants a piece of me? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 8:53pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Definitely not me U no dey move market again. Na pork i dey find now |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:06pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
turkey still dey think say he get value |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
hehe. hes lost his value in the cooking pot since. kanda,kpomo,fishn,egufe and even chicken has taken his place. more to it,hes not missed by anybody,so Mr ninglish,take a walk joo. |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Feb 18, 2008 |
ure back turkey? *uses turkey for peppersoup* awwww so delicious |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 9:46am On Feb 18, 2008 |
i no dey there oh |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Feb 18, 2008 |
am glad never invited u coward/turkeyward *enjoyz turkey peppersoup* |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
lmao. abeg clem when you finish,sum guys wud be glad to have the bones they are waiting ooooooh |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
tj,web bone don dey for una |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 4:23am On Feb 19, 2008 |
ify, u too dey try homeboys oh. |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 5:23am On Feb 19, 2008 |
. . . .home boyz too dey show theirselves |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:51am On Feb 19, 2008 |
turkey!!! u r back!! u can c i wz absent 4d past wk, i took it upon my sef 2 find u as a val present 2 nlndrs, guess u found us 1st as 4 ifygunpoint's luv 4 ur romance wit d grammatical side of tins, dnt blame her, she'll get 2 lov u soon enof as she did me 2 so wer did we stop wit my take ovr d world scheme?? singin[i] *welcom, welcom welcom bac*[/i] sori abt ur lesser half duo, i did all i culd 2 save her flesh, but dis, dis, dis ogugulatars jst had 2 eat her up sori again sha welcom bac again |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by topeteadr(m): 7:59am On Feb 19, 2008 |
Lol. . . . Ify, r u a boy or a gal. . . If u're a gal, are meet me off camera. . . |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 9:33am On Feb 19, 2008 |
toooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u don start again. all the chick wey u don see in camera we no see dem for nland again i no know weda u gi give dem belle go dump for village, then come back come find anoda one. @ify u can decide to be a statistic with him oh |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2008 |
trust teadr na only inside wrapper u fit catch am |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:54pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:17pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
hehe, tope in camera you said?see you there then. gunpoint no try spoil this runs for me ooooo you never tire as you dey see me for house so?you no wan make i marry leave house for una?abeg no spoil this one ooooh |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
tope na babe napper oooo |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:36pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
sauce you dont say that arent i shocked now? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:47pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
be surprised and afraid |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:57pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
yes oooooh and even more i was shocked and electrocuted sef infact am still in a state of coma as a result of the shocking discovery,what a blow to my fyne face |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:44am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@ifygunpoint u aint gettin away babe its mi & u 4evr @tope aka camera man be warnd i wnt b so nice nxt time @saucekid lets liv in peace |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 7:46am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@gunpoint are u gay how come u are kissing saucekid? saucey run for ya dear life oooo if u don't u will be greiving over a scattered anus by 2morrow |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:50am On Feb 20, 2008 |
chei! lol |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 9:27am On Feb 20, 2008 |
wonders shall never end ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a whole gunpoint gay, we are not save anymore. |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 10:14am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@sucess i did not say he is gay oo i was only asking if he is? don't quote me abeg |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 10:16am On Feb 20, 2008 |
all join |
(1) (2) (3) ... (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) ... (30) (Reply)
Real House Of Comedy Group Chat Is Out!!! / Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter / PHOTO: New Seating Arrangement For Exams
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 19 |