berem: Teacher:akpos,when you add Oxgyen and Hydrogen to Garri,what is the result?

Akpos:sir, ermmm! You get Garrium Hydroxide

Teacher:good boy! Ok write the chemical formula

Akpos: GaOH
.sir that is the formula!

* laffs in swahili * LMAO

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Cnt u cee ur name, aw wld u rememba d lst tym u s0aked gaRRi wen ur l0ng g0ne, s!r, w0t f0od d0 u eat 0va dere, hail Fela,tupac nd biggy 4 me

hehehehehe bros you wan tell me talk say Garri nor dey heaven or hell?

Omo na to carry protest go there be dat Oooo! Who go join me?

#GarriTillEternity

The voice of the people is the voice of God.

One minute silence to all our fallen comrades, their struggle was not in vain.

Their legend will be told to their forebears, and all will come to know of their bravery in the face of overwhelming oppression.

ON GARRI WE STAND!! ALUTA CONTINUA.

I sell garri in black market. Nationwide delivery. Call me today, serious buyers only!

Seun shaGARRI: The voice of the people is the voice of God.

One minute silence to all our fallen comrades, their struggle was not in vain.

Their legend will be told to their forebears, and all will come to know of their bravery in the face of overwhelming oppression.

ON GARRI WE STAND!! ALUTA CONTINUA.

Seun shaGARRI I don dey wait u since.

Our fallen soldier bravery will never be in vein, we shall continue from where they stopped.
The fight continues.....

free2ryhme:

hope say pyguru no ban u sha for 1 hour

Mehn I thankGod oooo... The Guy Don Go Sleep lol

Garri_Activist: hehehehehe bros you wan tell me talk say Garri nor dey heaven or hell?

Omo na to carry protest go there be dat Oooo! Who go join me?

#GarriTillEternity

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Mayb gaRRi d0n dey xpensive 0va dere, na y mk0 n0 dey s0ak am again

Garri_Activist: Seun shaGARRI I don dey wait u since.

Our fallen soldier bravery will never be in vein, we shall continue from where they stopped.
The fight continues.....

We have men incarcerated till 2160 and others till 3030 by a particular enemy who plans to get himself killed by sex.

Our agitation should shift towards acquiring one or two advert blocks on naira land to enable us fund our operations.

GARRI FOREVER

Finally something has affect the price of Garri...

Seun shaGARRI:

We have men incarcerated till 2160 and others till 3030 by a particular enemy who plans to get himself killed by sex.

Our agitation should shift towards acquiring one or two advert blocks on naira land to enable us fund our operations.

GARRI FOREVER

oh yeah that dude called sexkills should know that puccy kills and Garri saves millions of lives on a daily basis.

And Seun (shaGarri) should help us bring dis puccy eating nigga to order before he gets struck by them aggrieved Garri foot soldiers.

#GarriForLife

omo na to maintain this heavy duty use am hold belle, you cant be so sure when next i'll get to eat garri again. No thanks to seun shaGARRI and the nairaland crew for making d price of garri go up!

gbomo jomo: If u cant beat them u join them.Finally chief seun has join the garri pple. But i refuse to be their member, becos na wheat and semo me dey shop. That one used to be 1500 but now 1800 naira for PH.

If you cant beat them arrange for them to be beaten

So i can finally mention that word "Garri".
Garri garri oh garri
Garri garri
Garri garri Garri garri Garri garri
Garri garriGarri garri

This one na free BRT bud ride for GARRI group ooo,e be like Seun declare today public holiday for the G group.

Una no dey even think sef !! How can he say garri is sold in Baskets Too much garri don make most of una dey suffer frm GARRIASIS (inflammation of the iris)

senator2k9: Una no dey even think sef !! How can he say garri is sold in Baskets Too much garri don make most of una dey suffer frm GARRIASIS (inflammation of the iris)

u mean Garri Inflation.

Inflating of the price.

case study: omo na to maintain this heavy duty use am hold belle, you cant be so sure when next i'll get to eat garri again. No thanks to seun shaGARRI and the nairaland crew for making d price of garri go up!

guy dis one na suicidal Oooo!

Disclaimer: we members of Garri republic will not be responsible for any damage caused as a result of abusing/over-feeding of our essential commodity (GARRI).

So guy, YOLO!!!!

berem: I think you are the one not serious here! Didn't you read in one of the dailies that a bag of rice might be sold for 20,000naira soon? Oh yeah! Seems like a joke but I hope it won't happen if not I no know wetin pesin wan dey chop!

GRASS NI

Eze Promoe: GARRI NEWS UPDATE:
PH - N5k/basin
Aba- N3.5k/basin
Yeneogua- N8k/basin
Warri- N6k/basin
Owerri- N4k/basin
Onitsha/Asaba- N7k/basin
Calabar- N4k/basin

MORE ALERTS COMING!

na garri u dey sell?

This 'll be the day
I never thought a day would come that a G*#ri thread would make front page and people would freely post the G*#ri word without been banned
Oh well,
GARRI
GARRI
GARRI

On a more sober note, many many peoples will go hungry for a long while as this staple foodstuff is pushed off the reach of many commoners because of the floods
Abi Ebele will set up a garri subsidy committee for the common man?

garri was imbued with traces of inferiority complex bk in d dai'z bt nw it hz a new nd mindblowing status chai this is a story from grass to grace..

Oh my GOD! My patience has paid off.
GARRIIIII hw i longd to cal thy name.

solace8: No b small tin Õoooº°˚ ˚°º , even onions sef don cost pass apple,and to cook beans dis days Omo no b beans Õoooº°˚ ˚°º .

Exactly.

How does this thread affect the price of GARRI in the Market? Matured answers plz

So Seun u recognise Garri at last O it da.

Unbelivable!

A garri thread!

The flood caused it.....

6 cups of Garri is still N100 in Afikpo and still more cheaper in Cross Rivers.

How does government affect the price of Garri?

i dey one small village dey serve my father land, the people for the village dey fry free garri for me and my fellow corper, small time dey enter rice season, free food continues, no need to fear escalation in price of food stuffs, gud to serve in village jor. skekinah.

Wow, Unbelieveable!!! G-Squad finally wins!!! 4 pages and still counting.....LOL

P.S- Abeg mods, nor ban me Ooooo

so no more garri, back to semo. After waiting all this while to say garri, it's of no use