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Urgent Please by evergie(m): 9:55am On Jan 22, 2008
Imagine God installing auto respond in heaven for your prayers, as in once you say amen to your prayer you will get a respond if your prayer is answered or rejected. As an IT guy im writting a proposal to God on this Idea, i will design it free of charge for God. so as anyone that gets a positive respond to his/her prayer will be charged some % of his/her request.

To this planed proposal, i need coders urgently.

Fellow nairalanders, will God approve this proposal?
Re: Urgent Please by webpro(m): 1:27pm On Jan 22, 2008
Cool and Nice idea, but since auto responder will either say answered or rejected, which will you install for God, If Rejected, then Nobody prayer will be answered again including yours, but is Answered will be the answer that means every bodies prayer will be answered including people that are praying for evil. embarassed Just as they prayed for Super Eagles to loss the Match against Ivory Coast.
Re: Urgent Please by WebMonk(m): 5:09pm On Jan 22, 2008
Na wa o! From heavenly mail servers to bad prayers for nigeria football team.what's next?
Well,canada have an official post office box for santa clause (3000 dedicated staff strong).but, seriously, this is a joke,this topic of yours?
Re: Urgent Please by evergie(m): 6:21pm On Jan 22, 2008
@webpro
The program will not answer all the prayers positively. Some will be Yes while other No. This will save time for God and we human, in the sense that we dnt have wait for a long time for a respond from God.

Any idea on how to make more efficient?
Re: Urgent Please by a3cube: 9:14pm On Jan 22, 2008
If you need to work on something urgently, I think u shld start designing a website for blind people. God doesn't need your webshit. Even if he does accept your proposal, the hosting server will crash in a nano second with the number/weight of traffic.
Re: Urgent Please by evergie(m): 9:32am On Jan 23, 2008
I will build a server that will stand such traffic. Lol
Re: Urgent Please by webemerald(m): 11:20am On Jan 23, 2008
Brlliand idea, ure sure to make a lot of money , but ill advise you visit him (God) personally and drop the proposal grin
Re: Urgent Please by a3cube: 11:27am On Jan 23, 2008
I know you will even put Adsense on the site cause most 9ja loves Adsense. They even put it on company's website I mean official sites.
Re: Urgent Please by evergie(m): 10:34pm On Jan 23, 2008
@webemerald
I would like you to be the post man. When are you leaving?

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