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Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 10:46am On Oct 20, 2012
A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money.
They finally get her into the
president's office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk.
The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets."
The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "For example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet." The old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says the president. That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet
again and the old lady asks him to
drop his pants so they can see. The president does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president, "$25 000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure ." Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of America's president's balls in my hands!"
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Lagusta(m): 11:37am On Oct 20, 2012
Nice joke, nice signature.....

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Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Tascocent(m): 11:44am On Oct 20, 2012
U try sha..........but i noo just laff.
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Nobody: 12:05pm On Oct 20, 2012
Bery Bery punny....................................................................

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Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Charmin1(f): 12:21pm On Oct 20, 2012
Nice one

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Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by larride(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by liyalla(m): 9:45pm On Oct 20, 2012
cool, I never saw it coming
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 10:59pm On Oct 21, 2012
Lagusta: Nice joke, nice signature.....
tnkz boo kiss
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 11:05pm On Oct 21, 2012
MOGUL.O:
Bery Bery punny....................................................................
cheesy
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 11:07pm On Oct 21, 2012
Tascocent: U try sha..........but i noo just laff.
perhapz, u ar hidin ur teeth wink
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by fizzyrodrigo(m): 7:57am On Oct 22, 2012
Gialmine, na bible you dey write ?
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 11:16am On Oct 22, 2012
fizzy rodrigo: Gialmine, na bible you dey write ?
nah, Na dictionary! grin
Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Gialmine(f): 11:20am On Oct 22, 2012
Season 2
A Nigerian man called his mum 4rm usa
man: mum, i av AIDS
mother: heee..... Chineke! Dont com bak home oooo!
Man: why mama,why nw??
Mother: heey u foolish boy! U see, if u com bak home,den ur wife ll b infectd.4rm ur wife to ur broda,4rm ur broda to our maid,4rm our maid to ur daddy 4rm ur daddy to my sister,4rm my sister to her husband,4rm him to me, 4rm me to d gardener,4rm d gardener to ur sister. And if ur sister get AIDS heeey,then d whole village is in trouble oooo!
So im beggin u in d name of God
PLS SAVE OUR VILLAGE oooo!
Dont com bak home ooo

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